Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed par any actors.
Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops
Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: salut yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell par your username.
1Indian1: No toi couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what toi do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure toi told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are toi deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what toi told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later in the match
1Indian1: salut listen, if toi guys let me win, I'll give toi all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! toi gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If toi demote me one plus time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so toi can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for plus players to join.
1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my suivant rap. 24, 31, that's the mot de passe to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: toi do realize toi have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my suivant one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are toi retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up suivant is The Movie Studio
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed par any actors.
Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops
Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: salut yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell par your username.
1Indian1: No toi couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what toi do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure toi told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are toi deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what toi told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later in the match
1Indian1: salut listen, if toi guys let me win, I'll give toi all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! toi gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If toi demote me one plus time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so toi can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for plus players to join.
1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my suivant rap. 24, 31, that's the mot de passe to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: toi do realize toi have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my suivant one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are toi retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up suivant is The Movie Studio
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the château hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue poney that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she a dit her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
(roar!) a dit Dark shadow. Run! a dit émeraude and twilight. What are we going to! a dit Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! a dit Twilight.
(Roar!) a dit dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us a dit Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped a dit Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the suivant part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No poney shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every poney shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
ou else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at arc en ciel Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No poney shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every poney shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
ou else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at arc en ciel Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved par many. I made them laugh. Then one jour I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that salut apologized! She's giving toi a muffin boutique right suivant to my petit gâteau, cupcake shop! OMG and toi get to have me throw toi a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved par many. I made them laugh. Then one jour I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that salut apologized! She's giving toi a muffin boutique right suivant to my petit gâteau, cupcake shop! OMG and toi get to have me throw toi a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
First things first, thank toi to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony article I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even plus similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.
1. toi go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and toi admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. toi try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. toi do prove it.
6. toi hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, ou fans of ponies.
8. toi discover who your true Friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best articles I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
1. toi go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and toi admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. toi try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. toi do prove it.
6. toi hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, ou fans of ponies.
8. toi discover who your true Friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best articles I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.