My Little Poney Article: Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 12

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

suivant morning, Gordon hears his phone ring at his house.

Gordon: *Answers phone* Yo.
Sam: Don't ever say that again. Get to my place now.
Gordon: Okay. *Hangs up*

Gordon was on his way to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Driving across Golden Neigh Bridge. Then he sees Case biscuit salé, craquelin driving behind him* Hello. I feel like racing. *Floors it to Sam's house*
Case Cracker: *Floors it following close behind*
Gordon: *Gets onto highway exit*
Case Cracker: *Follows close behind. Speeds up suivant to Gordon's car off exit*
Gordon: *Drifts left*
Sam: *Comes out of house, and sees Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin racing* Jésus christ.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* I win!
Case Cracker: *screeches to a stop* Rematch, later.
Sam: Welcome toi two.
Gordon: Hello Sam. What do toi have for us today?
Sam: A very important job. Foallari has made plans to stop manufacturing the F40PH. I would like to have one of those before they stop being produced. toi can find one in Russian Hill, painted in silver, with blue wheels.
Gordon: We'll get it.
Case Cracker: That's a shame, cool lookin model.
Gordon: Yeah, well nothing lasts forever.
Case Cracker: True. Let's get the job done.

They use Gordon's car.

Case Cracker: *Gets in, and drives* Car sounds harder to get, since it's being discontinued.
Gordon: Yeah, but this car shouldn't be too hard to find. We just got to go to Russian Hill, and find a silver one with blue wheels. It should be a piece of cake.

3 and a half minutes later, they arrived at Russian Hill.

Gordon: Okay, let's look for the silver Foallari.
Case Cracker: *Parks, and gets out* Ok, blue wheels.. *Searches*
Gordon: *Looks down road* I think I see a silver car. Follow me. *Walks to silver car*
Case Cracker: *Follows* Looks like it.
Gordon: *Sees car* Ah, this isn't it. This car is a Corvette. Keep looking.
Case Cracker: *Searches past the Corvette*
Gordon: *Looks left* Nothing so far.
Case Cracker: Where'd it go?
Gordon: *Sees car* That's it. Our silver Foallari with blue wheels.
Case Cracker: Great. *uses tracking magic(eyes glow)* *surveys the area* Some ponies have been here just a while ago, might still be around.
Gordon: Only one way to find out. *Unlocks car with lock picks. He gets in the driver's seat* So far so good.
Case Cracker: K lets jus... *Sees 2 ponies drawing closer, not yet have they seen Case and Gordon* We better go man.
Gordon: Alright, take my car, and follow me. *Drives away*
Case Cracker: *Runs to Gordon's car*
2 Ponies: *Following Case Cracker* Stop!!
Case Cracker: *Uses his Beretta to shoot the two ponies. He gets into Gordon's car, starts it, and drives backwards doing a 180 degree spin. He then drives away following Gordon to Sam's house*

2 B Continued

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Episode 2, part 1 A New Order

posted by Thunderhorse007

The last we spotted our heroes, they attended an announcement in the royal courtyard in Canterlot held par Princess Celestia. The Princess, under the tight hold of the treacherous King Cobra, handed over her kingdom to the huge serpent. Of course the many residents of Canterlot, who both l’amour and respect Celestia, followed orders without question. The five souls Rebelle enough to ignore her, Mirage (earth pony), Opal(Unicorn), Monsoon(Pegasus), Snowflake(Pegasus), and Daystar(Pegasus), fled back to Ponyville, where we rejoindre them now.

Opal: (Panting) Mirage, how are toi not tired!?

Mirage: Dude, I'm...

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The last solstice - Chapter 9: Doubts

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: toi shall work with arc en ciel Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want toi two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with toi all the way.

So the two of us went toward a boutique that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, toi steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...

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My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship, Season 1, Episode 3 It Begins Part3

posted by DawnBright

It slithered out of the shadows and up to Dawn Bright's bed. It's eyes narrowed as it perpared to strike at its unsuspecting victim. That's when unicorn intution took over.

Dawn Bright didn't know why but suddenly she woke up. Staring her in the face was a snake, black as night. Dawn Bright screamed as she backed up against the wall. Even though she wasn't afraid of snakes, She was terrified of this one. It didn't look solid and had two front claws. It hissed, probably annoyed cause she woke up.

Dawn Bright had to think fast, the snake was already fast approaching. She concentrated on the snake....

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My Little poney in "let's go to Fluttershy's house" 1

posted by applejackrocks

Let's start with cidre fort, applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: pomme bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes arc en ciel dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't toi just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 1: Drawing Destiny

posted by MinervaHoot

This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after lire creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

***
I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 11(Face-Off)

posted by noahnstar1616

.....
I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", a dit Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed par the château and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", a dit Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every poney in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...

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The Beginning: Part23---Ponies Vs Zombies [1]

posted by alinah_09

in a dark part of the land,moans and screams could be heard as the barriers surrounding the creatures are slowly being penetrated,being banged over and over again par the arms of the species

Boom...

Bang...

Crack!

at last the fence that held the monsters inside are broken and they are set free...free to go where they wanted...and do their eternal mission: to-k i L L a L L p o n i e s w h o h a d t h e m a r k!
~~~ ~~~ ~~~
Gasp!

Celestia awoke from her slumber,she sat up from her lit panting constantly,cold sweat dripping down from her face and a look of terror shown on her features "w-what...? n-nooo...they...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really l’amour shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier par window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, ou fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do toi plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 24 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....

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Quantum Of Solace Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.

At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The jour is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when toi need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would toi gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On haut, retour au début of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do toi hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian poney 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians:...

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Magic of Friendship: Part 3---100x the 'ugh's

posted by alinah_09

The suivant jour came like a bolt again going through the cycle of breakfast, bath time, wearing the school uniform and school itself. Having to go through activities wasn’t really that enjoyable to me as the activity this jour was song composing (on musique period) but Mrs. Sync spared us some difficulty and got us to our temporary groups: one group for each row of arm chairs,vertically and also that we can take the melody from other songs and just rewrite the lyrics

“okay, so we get to be groupmates then” Liz a dit to me as she gathered the rest of our group to huddle up

“so what do we do?”...

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Ditto Returns Part 2

posted by Canada24

"What are we gonna do with that guy. Now that he's here, I really don't think we would be able to trust him" Rariry admitted.

"He only just got here. Don't ya'll think toi might be overreacting" cidre fort, applejack admitted.

"AppleJack, please. Have I ever been know to overreact!?" Rarity insisted.

COLLECTION OF FLASHBACKS:

"Did I forget the plates? I did! I totally forgot the plates! Of all the worst things that could happen! This is! The! Worst! Possible! Thing!"

"(sobbing) I Lost my dimand encrusted purple ribbin! I have searched high! I have searched low! But I can't find it anywhere!"

"Is that sweat?...

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 5

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Ugh,another bière I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give toi them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

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Saten Twist Adventures Season 2: Episode one (set in Simple Ways)..

posted by Canada24

I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..

The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet pomme Acres, especially cidre fort, applejack the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the poney of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE suivant DAY....

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

cul, ass cul, ass Inn

Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arc en ciel as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A poney arrived at the cul, ass cul, ass Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one plus letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...