My Little Poney Article: Part 4

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Part 4

posted by Canada24

Therapist: So.. Your Mrs Lulamoon's boyfriend?

Saten: I guess I am.

Therapist: She's a sweet kid., And she seems very concerned for you... And I must say.. After examining your files... She should of came to me "sooner".

Saten: What are toi talking about.. I'm perfectly fine

Therapist: toi killed 3 people..

Saten: Not on purpose!

Therapist: And sent 2 into the hospital.

Saten: ... Okay, toi got me there... But they were calling Trixie fat

Therapist: So toi break their legs!?

Saten: And I would do it again and again.

Therapist: Uhh... Let's just skip into it.. She says toi hate your dad.. How is he anyway?

Saten: Dead

Therapist: ... And your mother?

Saten: Killed him

Therapist: ... Wanna talk about that?

Saten; Just did

Therapist: ... Okay... Let's talk about your mother than... Firstly, what's her name?

Saten: Maddy., Maddy Twist... And she is EVIL!

Therapist: I'm sensing some anger towards this Maddy character

Saten: (sarcastically) Ohh, your good

Therapist: Tell me then.. Why do toi hate your mother, mister Twist?

Saten: ... (Sighs) Fine... I'm not saying I hate her.. Frankly I felt bad for her.. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on her and beat her up., Make her feel like she's not worthy of him, and not pretty enough for him. Even though she's actually "very" pretty.. And also beat me up just as badly.. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened par his lose.. And Maddy even less so... But instead of trying to montrer me the l’amour dad NEVER did.. Maddy instead chose to

completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. Maddy saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited her.. And when it didn't she'd sent me to boarding school., ou Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She's the only woman one in my family who dosen't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!

Therapist: ... Well... Seems your not ready to talk about it..

Saten: But I ju-

Therapist: Sorry mate.. We're out of time.. Close the door on your way out..

(LATER THAT SAME EVENING)..

Trixie: Sorry the doctor couldn't help you..

Saten: Well.. I didn't have much faith in him.. I'm quite use to being unloved..

Trixie: That's not true.. I will 'always' l’amour toi Saten.

Saten: I know.. And thank you.

Trixie: I might know how to cheer toi up.

Saten: And how do toi plan on tha-

Trixie: (kisses him on the lips).. Feel better?

Saten: ... About what?

Trixie: (giggles rather cutely) never mind..

END OF EPISODE:

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Windwakerguy430 Man, this is a a really good episode. Great work

Seanthehedgehog *Talks like Sean Connery from Celebrity Jeopardy* Sounds like Saten had a good talk with The Rapist

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PONIES!

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arc en ciel Dash Presents: Haunting Nightmare

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Fluttershy

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Bon Bon fond d’écran

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The last solstice - Chapter 16: The first step

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 16: The first step

The first ten minutes were one of the most awkward moments Nocturnal Mirage has ever experienced. Since he entered the sanctuary of the solar Princess, none of them a dit a word to each other. Celestia lay on the sofa immovably, observing the stallion with penetrating eyes and mild inquiry. The delirious, weird flame has disappeared from her purple iris, only now Mirage could acknowledge how all-pervading the alicorn’s look truly is. He felt like he’s staring into a deep well with crystal clear water on the bottom. The Princess’ aura was much...

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arc en ciel Factory Spoof.. Chapter 3/Orion's fate

posted by Canada24

The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the haut, retour au début of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely....

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Wheels of Evil - Part 5

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of Evil – Part 5

Lyra comes accueil late. ou early. It depends on the point of view. Bon-Bon waits for her. She's sitting in the armchair. Lyra tries to sneak inside. She’s evading the objects carefully in the dark. Bon-Bon turns on the light. The unicorn winces and twinkles. Shields her eyes with her hoof.

“Where were you?” Bon-Bon asks coldly. She pierces her sky blue eyes into Lyra’s.

The turquoise poney looks back at her. Doesn’t give an answer. Her manteau is bristled up. She doesn’t look like herself.

“I was just… joyriding…” Lyra finally speaks. Her voice is distant....

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DreamCatcher: A unicorn and Pegasi fanfiction Part 1 of 4

posted by DisneyFan333

Well I can't believe the jour has come for me to post the first 1/4 of my original story!!! Eeek!! I'm so exited! I know its really long and I was gonna put it up chapter buy chapter but whatever. :) Please commentaire and tell me what toi think! Oh and just so toi know there is a little violence but thats kinda nessesary for the theme. The suivant part probly won't be done till summer ou late fall. I'm taking this very seriously and just this 1/4 of one took weeks of editing and just typing out the plot took forever! Well anyways as always I hope toi enjoy!

~DisneyFan333

10 years after the war

Lucy
Chapter...

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The Succubus pt. 2

posted by mariofan14

After what Shining Armour thought he saw the night before, he and his wife, Princess Cadance, sought out to find help on how to get rid of what was haunting them, yet they don't know that it was the succubus. First, the couple went to the C.E.P.D., the Crystal Empire Police Department. The two explained what happened last night, but the chief said, "I think toi two may be imagining things. There's no such thing as monsters of the Supernatural world. It's all a bunch of gibberish." But it wasn't gibberish. The two found a professor of the supernatural, and when he was told about what happened...

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Adventures in Equestria: Tear Drop and Night feu

posted by hikari_hiwatari

Tear Drop was asleep in her lit she snuggled into her oreiller until she felt a nudge "Tear Drop time to wake up" she heard her older brother say as he kept nudging her to wake up "uhhh Nighty I don't wanna go to school" Tear Drop covered her face with her blanket Night feu chuckled "come on now sis toi haft to go to school!" Tear Drop sighed "but no poney likes me there" she sat up Night feu smiled and hugged his little sister "don't worry I'm sure today will be plus awesome beside i made your favourite down stairs" Tear Drop's ears went straight up as she heard that and zoomed down stairs...

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*SPOILERS* Season 3 Song Lyrics

posted by shadirby

This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail ou will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My cœur, coeur is pure (her cœur, coeur is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this

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poney Birthdays SUCK.

posted by triq267

So, since today is Tawnyjay's birthday, I decided today was the perfect jour to post the article I've been thinking about. Here I go.

I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee ou Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to montrer this.

I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope...

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cidre fort, cidre fort, applejack

posted by StarWarsFan7

Applejack is a reliable and hard-working pony, although headstrong about doing things on her own. She tackles the annual pomme harvest all par herself while her brother Big Macintosh recovers from an injury in Applebuck Season. Big Mac calmly expresses concerns over her intention to harvest hundreds of pomme trees par herself, but cidre fort, applejack snaps at him and his "fancy mathematics", and decides to try it anyway, while still making time to help out her Friends at various tasks.

After she diverts a stampede that was headed to Ponyville, the townsfolk hold a ceremony in her honor, where her close...

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Twilight Sparkle

posted by StarWarsFan7

When Twilight Sparkle is first introduced in Friendship is Magic, part 1, she is so devoted to studying that she even studies during her breaks, much to her assistant Spike's dismay. She deliberately avoids contact with other ponies who ask her to a party, as she states that "the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends" and that Night Mare Moon's return is a plus important business to attend to.

When she is ordered par Princess Celestia to see to the arrangements of the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville and to try and make friends, she still tries to avoid the latter request and...

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If MLP Was A Life Action Movie (Part 1)

posted by KotokoAihara

I've seen a couple of posts like this on the internet and I'm not sure how I feel about it. However, I could see it happening since we already have humanized ponies. These are the actors and actrices that I think can pull off the characters. This liste will only have the mane six, Spike, the princesses, the royal couple, and the CMC.
The mane six and spike will get two haut, retour au début choices and the others will get one.

Twilight Sparkle
1. Zooey Deschanel
I was never a big fan of her until I recently started to watch her montrer New Girl. I always though she was pretty, but I l’amour her in New Girl. I think she...

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Pinkie Pie fond d’écran

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Twilight Sparkle EqG

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arc en ciel Dash

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When I'm a Trophy Wife

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The reasons why arc en ciel Dash is my favori poney

posted by DisneyFan333

Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and article about why arc en ciel dash is my favori poney so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my favori is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the couleurs of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....