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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
suivant morning

Gordon: *Calling Case biscuit salé, craquelin at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your cul, ass over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he a dit he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two minutes after entering Oatland.

Gordon: I don't know about you, but I think that Michael poney he was hanging out with kidnapped him.
Case Cracker: *sighs* toi think ya know a pony. *shakes head* I don't know what happened there, but we've just gotta find 'em fast. *takes a sharp turn to the left*
Gordon: Perhaps somepony that works at the train station in this town knows where they went.
Case Cracker: Ok, let's check it out. *drives toward the train station*
Gordon: Let's start with those cab drivers.
Case Cracker: *pulls over to one driver*
Gordon: Hey. Did any of toi cabbies take somepony named Jim somewhere with a poney named Michael?
Cabby 3: I did. I took them to this warehouse. That Michael poney a dit they were going to rebuild it.
Gordon: (What a load of bullshit) Okay, thanks.
Case Cracker: *Drives away from the station* toi ready to go?
Gordon: toi know it.

At the warehouse

Fillydelphia Ponies: They're coming. Get ready.
Case Cracker: *arrives at the front, and sees the Fillydelphia ponies waiting there*
Gordon: Get ready. They may not be doing anything, but if we try to get in there, all hell will break lose.
Case Cracker: Okay, Im'a drive the car on the west side once we get in there, so we can use it as cover when we need to.
Gordon: Alright.
Case Cracker: *floors it onto the warehouse property, the car slides in the front on the western side*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Shooting car*
Gordon: *shoots two ponies*
Fillydelphia Pony53: He killed two of our friends!
Case Cracker: toi shot first! *shoots the Fillydelphia Pony53*
Fillydelphia poney 23: Aw shit. They killed another one.
Fillydelphia poney 156: They're both unicorns! Watch out!
Gordon: *Makes a small part of the roof fall on three of the fillydelphia ponies with magic*
Case Cracker: *continues shooting, hits the hoof of a shooter*
Fillydelphia poney 42: My hoof! *Falls on ground*
Gordon: We better déplacer up. *Goes upstairs*
Case Cracker: I'll be behind you. *follows, slower than Gordon, shooting cover feu so they can advance*
Gordon: Hold your fire. Jim could be in this room *Opens door* Wait a minute. No one is in this room.
Case Cracker: *Looks around* Seems so. Let's check the suivant one.
Gordon: Case, I don't know about you, but I think everypony left. It sounds too quiet.
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: See? There they are.

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Case Cracker: *Falls to the ground*
Gordon: Whoa, *Nearly falls down stairs* I knew something was wrong. Those scumbags had a trap for us. Quick, let's get back to the car before they escape.
Case Cracker: Ok. *runs to car*
Gordon: *Jumps over capuche, hotte of car to driver's side*
Case Cracker: *Gets into passenger seat*
Gordon: *Starts car, and drives out of warehouse* I see one of their cars.
Fillydelphia poney 47: *Driving a red Jeep*
Gordon: Take my magnum, and blow their brains out.
Case Cracker: *Takes magnum, hangs out of the car window, and shoots the driver in his head*
Fillydelphia poney 47: *drives into building while he's dead*
Gordon: *Throws grenade into car* Now let's go after the suivant car. They're driving a black Kodachrome.

As they go to chase the suivant enemy, the other car blows up.

Case Cracker: *Sees the black Kodachrome* I see it. *shoots 3 times, hitting the car's bumper and back windshield*
Fillydelphia poney 346: *Driving car*
Fillydelphia poney 99: *Returning feu with an MP5*
Gordon: *Goes to left side of road avoiding bullets*
Case Cracker: *Ducks to avoid the MP5 fire* Where d'ya keep your ammo? *Quickly fires at the car, then ducks again*
Gordon: With me. *Gives Case biscuit salé, craquelin plus bullets*
Case Cracker: *Quickly reloads gun, dropping a bullet. He hangs out of the window and shoots at the car 3 times*
Fillydelphia poney 346: *drives off road*
Gordon: Hang on Case. *Follows Pony* Shoot the tires.
Case Cracker: *Aims and fires hitting a back tire*
Fillydelphia poney 346: *Spins out, and drives into pond*
Gordon: *Throws grenade into car* The last one should be heading back into San Fran. *Turns around*

As they drive back onto the road, the car in the pond explodes.

Gordon: Let's get that last car.
Case Cracker: I think it's a Corvette.
Gordon: *drives onto highway*
Fillydelphia poney 90: *In a Corvette*
Gordon: I see them.
Case Cracker: Me too. *Shoots 2 times at the back of the car*
Fillydelphia poney 90: Agh! *Feels bullet hit back of his head*
Gordon: Good shot.
Fillydelphia poney 90: *drives off edge of road*
Gordon: That's all of them. We may not have found Jim, but we know who's holding him against his will.

2 B Continued
 The red Jeep Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin chased
The red Jeep Gordon, and Case Cracker chased
 The Kodachrome Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin chased
The Kodachrome Gordon, and Case Cracker chased
 The Corvette Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin chased
The Corvette Gordon, and Case Cracker chased
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th article on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks pomme tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the livres I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because toi know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV montrer called M*A*S*H, at least...
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télévision shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the liste is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop montrer they liked, and here are the réponses we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes toi think I'd watch a montrer about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police l’amour their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for plus land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police poney was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, ou mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do toi feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no commentaire at the time.
Reporter: Why did toi let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her jour in and out.I know toi guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and toi guys are going to hate me plus saying this. If toi think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when toi think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know toi guys hate me par now so I'm ending the article here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with rose curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter emballage, wrap Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow poney with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several orange butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue poney with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green poney with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey poney with a rose mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of rose hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton Candy is a rose poney with a dark rose mane. She has purple...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a great jour in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm plus powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, toi will do as I say, ou you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...
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 Spectrum
Spectrum
Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired arc en ciel Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I a dit the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The jour came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her Friends a dit I was the suivant element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
 Ivey
Ivey
 Sharp Winged
Sharp Winged
 Gladys
Gladys
 Snowstorm
Snowstorm
 Rainbowdash
Rainbowdash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have toi been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did toi check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...
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posted by BlackPetals
Bah... I just woke up. ours with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...




Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for pomme Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.


.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to toi about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't toi talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if toi talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want toi to know that I'm fine with toi seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: toi got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned par two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than toi my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of toi to say Burt.
Bob: So what do toi plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely déplacer back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of musique was created just a few years ago.

link

The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of musique are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a basse, bass cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated par anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...
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Twilight: Man, toi haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

link

When it was invented in the 80's, rap became populaire for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of musique is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was populaire with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: suivant to dubstep, this is the best type of musique to listen to. Why would...
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Equestria, have toi ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, toi are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, ou evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, ou to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the réponses can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.

Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. toi have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here....
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