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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's brand new Chrysler 300.
Nikki's brand new Chrysler 300.
Date: January 21, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was inside his car talking to Hawkeye in the parking lot of the train station. The driver side door of Orion's car was open, and in the l’espace where Nikki was trying to park her car.

Orion: So, how are toi feeling now?
Hawkeye: Better.
Nikki: *Stares at Orion, and Hawkeye, and honks the horn on her car three times*
Hawkeye: *Cannot see Nikki inside the car* Who is that?
Orion: Don't know, just ignore 'em. Anyway-
Nikki: *Honks the horn five plus times*
Orion: *Looks at Nikki's car* Ah, stick that horn up your ass!
Nikki: *Gets out of the car* Excuse me?
Hawkeye: Oh, Nikki. We couldn't see toi inside your car. Orion, close your door.
Orion: *Gets out of his car, and closes the door*
Pete: *Walks out of the station* Who was honking their horn?
Nikki: I was. Orion, and Hawkeye were in my parking space.
Pete: Pierce, toi feeling better?
Hawkeye: Yes.
Pete: I have bad news for you. Yesterday, Percy, and Stylo got involved in a train crash with Ike.
Orion: Are they okay?
Pete: Ike is dead unfortunately, but thanks to Percy, Stylo is fine.
Hawkeye: What about Percy?
Pete: He's in the hospital. Three of his legs got broken, and he Lost a lot of blood.
Hawkeye: I wanna see him at the hospital.
Pete: toi gotta do your job Pierce. We'll see him together at the hospital.

Twelve hours, and eight minutes later.

Percy: *In the hospital when he sees Hawkeye arrive with Pete, Nikki, Orion, Metal Gloss, Stylo, Jeff, and Stephanie* salut guys.
Orion: Pete told me about how toi saved Stylo's life.
Stylo: I never got a chance to thank you.
Percy: It was nothing really.
Stylo: Nothing? We could have died.
Percy: Just like Ike. The doctor told me.
Hawkeye: *Feeling sad, and walks out of the room*
Metal Gloss: *Follows Hawkeye* What's wrong?
Hawkeye: Percy. Thanks to me, he's in there.
Metal Gloss: It wasn't your fault.
Hawkeye: Like hell it wasn't. If I didn't get sick, he wouldn't be in this mess.
Metal Gloss: It was just an accident.
Hawkeye: I don't care! Thanks to me, he's badly injured, and I don't know if he'll survive.
Metal Gloss: toi can't blame yourself. I just want toi to know that. Now come on, let's get back in there. *Walks back into the room with Hawkeye*
Percy: Where did toi two go?
Hawkeye: Uh nowhere. We had to talk about uh, taxes for our house.
Pete: Now Percy, as toi probably know, we're all very busy, but we'll visit toi when we can. Right guys?
Others: Right.

2 B Continued
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posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? toi here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King cobra and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, par the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her Friends captured par King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten plus laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do toi think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minute later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, toi get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank toi so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful jour in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering plus ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: toi really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot toi in the arm! Why aren't toi bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!...
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 Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
arc en ciel Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called toi all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, ou others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my Friends being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because pistolets kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...
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posted by applejackrocks
So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: salut AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do toi know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...
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posted by applejackrocks
In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful jour to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* toi a dit it sister!
RD: salut Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would toi pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the animaux with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain chocolat milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........
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posted by xFluttershyx
"Okay, everypony", a dit Bluehooves. All we have to do is take the way out like we did last time."

"Follow me, everypony!" As soon as Constance a dit that, tje maze grew hedges that seperated everypony from each other.

Terra screamed.

"Calm down, Terra", Vanilla Twilight said. "Everything's okay."

Terra screamed, "No it's not! I'm seperated from everypony and I'm scared!"

"Stop being such a scaredy pony", a dit Constance.

"Arguing won't get us out of here", a dit Bluehooves. "Let's all just try and find the exit!"

"I agree", a dit Nashgear.

Everypony began looking for a way out.

-With Bluehooves-
Bluehooves...
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*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are toi doing this i know toi have the power to stop this so l’amour and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: toi made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
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posted by ThatMarySue
The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please rapporter to the arc en ciel sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow cœur, coeur blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the nuage floor as she stumbled towards the arc en ciel sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. arc en ciel cœur, coeur flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at arc en ciel Heart,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
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