Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right now, we must do the crossover parody.
Master Sword: Yes, toi see, we got in trouble with Warner Brothers for using two of their films for this Crossover Parody.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: And we must montrer it before they send an assassin out here to kill us.
Master Sword: The crossover parody we're talking about is Dirty Harry Potter.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Let's get it started!
Dirty Harry Potter
Starring Sean The Hedgehog as Harry Potter
Saten Twist as Draco Malfoy
Blaze as Severus Snape
Tom Foolery as Ron Weasley
Snow Wonder as Hermione Granger
And special guest star, Nikki West as Ron's sister that ends up marrying Harry in the ending of The Deadly Hallows part 2. Also known as Ginny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ron: *Walking down a hallway in Hogwarts* It seems to be very cloudy today. Why can't anypony in England get plus pleasant weather?
Hermione: Because we live in a country that strives for perfection, and having a boring cloudy jour is perfect for all of us British ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco: *Arrives* You're coming with me. *Uses a magic spell to make them fall asleep*
Meanwhile in Snape's office.
Harry: What did toi call me down here for?
Snape: Listen to this. *Plays a message on his phone*
Draco: I have kidnapped twelve students from Gryffindor. I'm going to take them away from here, and if anyone tries to stop me, they all die. *Hangs up*
Harry: What are we going to do?
Snape: Nothing.
Harry: toi call me down to your office just to tell me that Malfoy is kidnapping students, and toi won't do a damn thing about it?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Snape: *Pleased with himself* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Leaves*
Draco got all of the kidnapped students onto a flying bus.
Ginny: Where are toi taking us?
Draco: Somewhere magical.
Ron: I have a feeling he wants us dead.
Draco: Damnit, toi figured out what I had planned!
Hermione: Well, why are toi taking us somewhere to be killed? Can't toi just kill us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco: Nope. Obviously, no one is trying to save you, so I have nothing to worry about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Arriving on his broom*
Unimportant Gryffindor Pony: Look! It's Harry Potter!
Draco: Shut up. You're not supposed to have any dialogue.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Lands on haut, retour au début of the bus*
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, and crashes into a Volkswagen*
Harry: *Nearly falls off*
Draco: He's not even a pony. Why is he in Hogwarts?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco was too busy being angry to notice that he was about to crash into a pile of gravel.
Draco: *Crashes into the gravel*
Harry: *Falls into the gravel*
Draco: *Runs out of the bus*
Harry: *Runs after Draco*
Ron: Go after him Harry.
Hermione: Be quiet Ron. We're supposed to do nothing while Harry defeats Malfoy.
Ron: Why are we doing nothing?
Hermione: Because we're no longer important to the story.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry & Draco: *Shooting at each other with wands*
Draco: *Runs down a hill*
Harry: Forget magic. I need something better. *Grabs a gun*
Audience: *Gasping*
Harry: It's alright. It's just a prop.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Draco: *Grabs a colt, and points his wand at his head* Harry Potter! Drop your, wait, where's your wand?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Shoots Draco*
Draco: *Falls down, letting go of the colt, and watches him run away*
Harry: *Points his gun at Draco*
Draco: I thought that was a prop.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: It's a .44 magnum. The most powerful hand gun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off.
Draco: I thought the 500 was plus powerful.
Harry: Who cares? They're both par Smith & Wesson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Shoots Draco*
Draco: *Dies*
Harry: Why couldn't we have that instead of a fight against Voldemort?
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Tom Foolery has a dream.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right now, we must do the crossover parody.
Master Sword: Yes, toi see, we got in trouble with Warner Brothers for using two of their films for this Crossover Parody.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: And we must montrer it before they send an assassin out here to kill us.
Master Sword: The crossover parody we're talking about is Dirty Harry Potter.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Let's get it started!
Dirty Harry Potter
Starring Sean The Hedgehog as Harry Potter
Saten Twist as Draco Malfoy
Blaze as Severus Snape
Tom Foolery as Ron Weasley
Snow Wonder as Hermione Granger
And special guest star, Nikki West as Ron's sister that ends up marrying Harry in the ending of The Deadly Hallows part 2. Also known as Ginny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ron: *Walking down a hallway in Hogwarts* It seems to be very cloudy today. Why can't anypony in England get plus pleasant weather?
Hermione: Because we live in a country that strives for perfection, and having a boring cloudy jour is perfect for all of us British ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco: *Arrives* You're coming with me. *Uses a magic spell to make them fall asleep*
Meanwhile in Snape's office.
Harry: What did toi call me down here for?
Snape: Listen to this. *Plays a message on his phone*
Draco: I have kidnapped twelve students from Gryffindor. I'm going to take them away from here, and if anyone tries to stop me, they all die. *Hangs up*
Harry: What are we going to do?
Snape: Nothing.
Harry: toi call me down to your office just to tell me that Malfoy is kidnapping students, and toi won't do a damn thing about it?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Snape: *Pleased with himself* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Leaves*
Draco got all of the kidnapped students onto a flying bus.
Ginny: Where are toi taking us?
Draco: Somewhere magical.
Ron: I have a feeling he wants us dead.
Draco: Damnit, toi figured out what I had planned!
Hermione: Well, why are toi taking us somewhere to be killed? Can't toi just kill us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco: Nope. Obviously, no one is trying to save you, so I have nothing to worry about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Arriving on his broom*
Unimportant Gryffindor Pony: Look! It's Harry Potter!
Draco: Shut up. You're not supposed to have any dialogue.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Lands on haut, retour au début of the bus*
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, and crashes into a Volkswagen*
Harry: *Nearly falls off*
Draco: He's not even a pony. Why is he in Hogwarts?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Draco was too busy being angry to notice that he was about to crash into a pile of gravel.
Draco: *Crashes into the gravel*
Harry: *Falls into the gravel*
Draco: *Runs out of the bus*
Harry: *Runs after Draco*
Ron: Go after him Harry.
Hermione: Be quiet Ron. We're supposed to do nothing while Harry defeats Malfoy.
Ron: Why are we doing nothing?
Hermione: Because we're no longer important to the story.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry & Draco: *Shooting at each other with wands*
Draco: *Runs down a hill*
Harry: Forget magic. I need something better. *Grabs a gun*
Audience: *Gasping*
Harry: It's alright. It's just a prop.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Draco: *Grabs a colt, and points his wand at his head* Harry Potter! Drop your, wait, where's your wand?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Shoots Draco*
Draco: *Falls down, letting go of the colt, and watches him run away*
Harry: *Points his gun at Draco*
Draco: I thought that was a prop.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: It's a .44 magnum. The most powerful hand gun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off.
Draco: I thought the 500 was plus powerful.
Harry: Who cares? They're both par Smith & Wesson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Shoots Draco*
Draco: *Dies*
Harry: Why couldn't we have that instead of a fight against Voldemort?
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Tom Foolery has a dream.
This summer, Pinkie Pie had bought a new teleportation device. (Not like she had one before)
"With this teleportation device, I can travel to Equetstria again!" Then she frowned. "It doesn't have any way to decide where to go! Yay! It's a wishing teleportation device!" She stepped in. As she left, cidre fort, applejack and arc en ciel Dash slammed the door. "Pinkie Pie!" They both yelled. "I'll see toi in Equestria!" She yelled as she left. arc en ciel Dash and cidre fort, applejack started examining the telepoartation device. "Hmmm," She said. "Peculiar!" "Most peculiar." cidre fort, applejack added. "All right, Applejack, we gotta stop sayin' big words!" arc en ciel Dash said. "All right." cidre fort, applejack said. Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie didn't acutally end up in Equestria. She ended up in Antartica! "Brrrr," Pinkie Pie said. "It's cold here, wherever I am!" She shivered. Then, everypony else showed up. arc en ciel Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle....
"With this teleportation device, I can travel to Equetstria again!" Then she frowned. "It doesn't have any way to decide where to go! Yay! It's a wishing teleportation device!" She stepped in. As she left, cidre fort, applejack and arc en ciel Dash slammed the door. "Pinkie Pie!" They both yelled. "I'll see toi in Equestria!" She yelled as she left. arc en ciel Dash and cidre fort, applejack started examining the telepoartation device. "Hmmm," She said. "Peculiar!" "Most peculiar." cidre fort, applejack added. "All right, Applejack, we gotta stop sayin' big words!" arc en ciel Dash said. "All right." cidre fort, applejack said. Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie didn't acutally end up in Equestria. She ended up in Antartica! "Brrrr," Pinkie Pie said. "It's cold here, wherever I am!" She shivered. Then, everypony else showed up. arc en ciel Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle....
heres a nice poney tune to sing around the fire
Aconamonafimfafimf
Her name was very long
cidre fort, applejack knew Aconamonafimfafimf
Cuse she was her sis
Aconamonafimfafimf
Ate a bad petit gâteau, cupcake once
Now Aconamonafimfafimf
Is a derpy poney whoohoo
Aconamonafimfafimf
Met derpy poney that day
And Aconamonafimfafimf
Came Friends with derpy that day
Aconamonafimfafimf
Was the animé version of applejack
Aconamonafimfafimf
Was happy with her life
Until Aconamonafimfafimf got killed par applejack
Cuse who cares about her
Cuse Aconamonafimfafimf
Was evil after all
plus songs:
Tomoto
Pusheernin
Rqeernin
Rocaloca
Uh-CONE-uh-MOAN-uh-FIM-fam-FIMPH
Aconamonafimfafimf
Her name was very long
cidre fort, applejack knew Aconamonafimfafimf
Cuse she was her sis
Aconamonafimfafimf
Ate a bad petit gâteau, cupcake once
Now Aconamonafimfafimf
Is a derpy poney whoohoo
Aconamonafimfafimf
Met derpy poney that day
And Aconamonafimfafimf
Came Friends with derpy that day
Aconamonafimfafimf
Was the animé version of applejack
Aconamonafimfafimf
Was happy with her life
Until Aconamonafimfafimf got killed par applejack
Cuse who cares about her
Cuse Aconamonafimfafimf
Was evil after all
plus songs:
Tomoto
Pusheernin
Rqeernin
Rocaloca
Uh-CONE-uh-MOAN-uh-FIM-fam-FIMPH