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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Greatsword were sent to The Marshall Islands. They were being interrogated in Majuro.

Pierce: *In a hut with Greatsword, Captain Hamada, and Ditto*
Captain Hamada: What were toi doing when we spotted you?
Greatsword: Getting water at the lake.
Captain Hamada: I do not believe you.
Pierce: Well didn't toi see a bucket of water in our Jeep?!
Ditto: The captain will ask the questions. Not you.
Captain Hamada: What were toi doing when we spotted you?
Pierce: Ugh this is a waste of time. We were getting water. Water! toi know what that means in Japanese?
Captain Hamada: I am capable of translating English to Japanese, and vice versa.
Pierce: Then why don't toi believe us?
Ditto: *Whips Pierce* No one is allowed to ask questions except for Captain Hamada.
Captain Hamada: I think we need to bring in the Colonel.
Ditto: A wise choice. Get him.
Captain Hamada: *Bows* Yes Major Subaru. *Walks away*
Ditto: toi are now in trouble.

On Christmas Island, Lieutenant Logan, and everypony else there was worried.

Joseph Perfect The 7th: This isn't like Greatsword. He should be back par now.
Lieutenant Logan: I wonder if they got in an accident, and crashed the Jeep.
Bartholomew: Good lord, that would be terrible.
Joseph: ou perhaps the Japanese captured them.
Joseph Perfect The 7th: *Nods* That's the only possibility. There's no other explanation on why they haven't returned yet.
Lance: So how do we rescue them?
Lieutenant Logan: chercher every island occupied par the Japanese. We don't stop until we find those two. Do toi have a radio?
Bartholomew: In the room to your left.
Lieutenant Logan: *Goes into the radio room, and turns it on*
Bartholomew: Are toi getting reinforcements?
Lieutenant Logan: Reinforcements, plus supplies, plus vehicles, and they're all gonna meet us here. *Hears the operator, and talks to her* Hello, operator? Get me connected to the Line Islands. Palmyra. United States Army base 31224.
Joseph Perfect The 7th: If toi get in contact with MacArthur, may I talk to him please?
Lieutenant Logan: toi mean Douglas MacArthur?
Joseph Perfect The 7th: Yes.
Lieutenant Logan: I doubt he'll be on the other end of this thing... Colonel Palmer, yes. A British Sargent along with one of our Captains has been captured par the Japanese. My squad is on Christmas Island with the British. Send us half tracks, and plus ponies with guns. Thank toi very much Colonel. *Turns off the radio*

Back in Majuro in the Marshall Islands, Pierce, and Greatsword met Fuku Hakumara, the colonel that Captain Hamada mentioned.

Colonel Hakumara: Captain Hamada says toi are not answering his questions.
Pierce: That's a lie, I answered a question already, and he keeps repeating it.
Captain Hamada: Because toi are lying!
Ditto: Captain Hamada saw toi two in a Jeep.
Captain Hamada: What were toi doing?!
Pierce: *Looks at Colonel Hakumara* Listen, all we did was get some water. Unfortunately, your captain is too stupid to understand.
Colonel Hakumara: Why were toi getting water?
Greatsword: Me, and everypony else at my base was running low, and we had to get more.
Colonel Hakumara: How did Captain Hamada capture you?
Pierce: Made us crash into a lake.
Captain Hamada: toi did that yourself.
Pierce: toi threw a grenade at us-
Captain Hamada: Only because toi threw it at me. Colonel Hakumara, how long will these two be here with us?
Colonel Hakumara: We keep them here until they die of starvation.
Ditto: Colonel, the Equestrians, and British will attack our army looking for them.
Colonel Hakumara: Let them attack, they're too weak to do anything. We have great defenses, and we'll crush our rivals with no struggle. Put them in my house, and lock them in there.

The Colonel's house was a medium sized building made out of bamboo, and wood. It only had two three rooms. Pierce was locked in one of them, and Greatsword was locked in the other one. The third room is Colonel Hakumara's bedroom.

Pierce: *Sits down, and leans on a wall*
Greatsword: *Whispers* Pierce, can toi hear me?
Pierce: *Whispers back* Barely.
Greatsword: How do we get out of here?
Pierce: I don't know. We have to think of something.

2 B Continued
 Fuku Hakumara
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posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there toi are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on haut, retour au début of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on haut, retour au début of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit par signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we rejoindre them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do toi have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... toi was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your cul, ass soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : toi right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until toi all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. toi opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until toi all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen par Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no toi don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are toi kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to déplacer but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh toi from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this poney
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are toi doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did toi do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: toi sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will montrer toi them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: toi see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do toi think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, toi there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a rapporter of a poney trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the seconde story of Cendrillon II: Dreams Come True. I hope that toi will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny jour in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, ou just relaxing their jour away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other plus often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case toi are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rue to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a poney get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the poney was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our suivant target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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