cul, ass cul, ass Inn
Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arc en ciel as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
It was closing time at the cul, ass cul, ass Inn's strip club.
Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a piano falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the piano into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought driving while looking at your phone was bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
The suivant morning, the same thing happened to her as she walked into the strip club.
Marisa: *Looking at the construction workers above her* What the hell is the meaning of this?!!
Construction Ponies: *Watching Youtube vidéos on their phones* uuuuh.. we can explain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Inside the strip club.
Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your piano nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be plus careful, ou else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what toi mean, and I'll get it done. How much will toi pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and five private dances for free.
Mercury: You're my kind of mare. I'll do it, but first, the dances.
Marisa: Do it now, ou I'll take my business elsewhere.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mercury: toi really know how to piss someone off, toi know that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Fine, I'll get the job done.
Inside Mercury's room.
Construction Ponies: *Trying to get the piano into Saten Twist's room, but fail, and watch it fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Arrives* Fellas, I know you're trying your hardest to get me my piano, but stop being so reckless.
Construction Ponies: We're trying Mr. Twist, but it's hard.
Saten Twist: How is it hard to get a piano in here? Let me do it! *Moves the piano into his room all par himself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: See?
Construction Ponies: *Shocked* Oh my goodness, how did he do that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: For your idiocracy, I won't pay toi anything.
Construction Ponies: Aw man. *Walking away, and fall off of their platform*
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arc en ciel as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
It was closing time at the cul, ass cul, ass Inn's strip club.
Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a piano falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the piano into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought driving while looking at your phone was bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
The suivant morning, the same thing happened to her as she walked into the strip club.
Marisa: *Looking at the construction workers above her* What the hell is the meaning of this?!!
Construction Ponies: *Watching Youtube vidéos on their phones* uuuuh.. we can explain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Inside the strip club.
Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your piano nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be plus careful, ou else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what toi mean, and I'll get it done. How much will toi pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and five private dances for free.
Mercury: You're my kind of mare. I'll do it, but first, the dances.
Marisa: Do it now, ou I'll take my business elsewhere.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mercury: toi really know how to piss someone off, toi know that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Fine, I'll get the job done.
Inside Mercury's room.
Construction Ponies: *Trying to get the piano into Saten Twist's room, but fail, and watch it fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Arrives* Fellas, I know you're trying your hardest to get me my piano, but stop being so reckless.
Construction Ponies: We're trying Mr. Twist, but it's hard.
Saten Twist: How is it hard to get a piano in here? Let me do it! *Moves the piano into his room all par himself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: See?
Construction Ponies: *Shocked* Oh my goodness, how did he do that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: For your idiocracy, I won't pay toi anything.
Construction Ponies: Aw man. *Walking away, and fall off of their platform*
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Jon Baker is to the left, and Frank Poncherello is to the right.
"Now ya'll', came the poney who a dit toi got the job's voice. "Ya'll be careful. This place could be zactly' like the arc en ciel Factory." Pinkie Pie shriveled up. "Oooooh!" She said. "That was one smelly factory!" "It did kinda smell." arc en ciel said. "Now who in the foins, hay are ya'll talkin' to?" cidre fort, applejack said. "Oh! Oh! I know this one! Ummmm.... Was it....Trixie?" Pinkie Pie butted in. Ew, no." " Derpy?" "Wait. Why ew to Trixie?" "Oh, come on, Pinkie toi don't remember that? The crusaders and stuff?" "Nope." arc en ciel Dash facehooved. Then there was a *bang bang bang bang bang* "Sweetie Belle! Stop it! Just stop it!" Dash's eyes lit up. "YOU'RE ALIVE!" "Yeah, so?" a dit pomme Bloom. arc en ciel Dash facehooved.
THE END
BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH DERPY
THE END
BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH DERPY
