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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the warehouse, Gordon returned.

Master Sword: *Opens a big door for Gordon's car to get into the warehouse*
Gordon: *Stops his car inside the warehouse* Don't tell me Mike never made it back here with the pick up truck.
Master Sword: *Closes door* I don't think he did.
Gordon: Well, he never did have common sense. Unlike the suivant poney we're going to use for getting that Volkswagen. Dexter!
Dexter: *Arrives* What do toi want boss?
Gordon: We need toi to steal the Volkswagen
Dexter: The rally car?
Gordon: Yes. Now as we all know, the rally car is coming here from Ponyville for a race. The driver will enter Canterlot tomorrow, under Highway 24. If our calculations are correct, the car will be there at 7 AM.
Master Sword: And please, try not to get pulled over unlike the others.
Dexter: Y'all don't need to worry. I ain't gonna fail.

Meanwhile at CHP headquarters, Getraer was holding a meeting, but he wasn't in the room.

Jon: I wonder what's taking Getraer so long.
Sindy: I heard he was calling Ponch to make sure he's okay.
Arthur: *Arrives* toi guys, I'm in big trouble!
Jesse: What's wrong?
Arthur: Remember that watch I showed toi yesterday morning?
Barry: Did toi break it when toi fell down?
Arthur: Yeah.
Sindy: How did he fall down?
Barry: We set up a road block with Jebediah, and the poney we were trying to stop hit Grossman's bike. He fell down, and broke his watch.
Jon: Aw Grossie, we warned toi to be careful with that watch.
Arthur: I know, I know. I bought this thing for five hundred dollars!
Jon: Maybe toi can find a place that will fix it, cheap.
Jesse: I know a guy. His name is-
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay Grossman, toi can montrer everypony your watch for show, and tell later. Right now, I got something to tell you. Everypony sit down.
CHP Officers: *Sitting down*
Sargent Getraer: First off, I wanna let toi guys know about Poncherello. He's still in the hospital, and if he's lucky, he'll be back here tomorrow. Second, about the group of ponies stealing those cars. *Crosses off the Viper, and the ram* We got two plus today. The Volkswagen Beetle will be here tomorrow, so keep a close eye on it. We don't want them stealing that rally car. That's it for today, go home, relax, and get a goodnight sleep. toi need as much energy as toi can get for tomorrow.

As the officers were leaving, Bobby went to Jon, and Jesse.

Bobby: salut guys, I got a discount for this reservation at Applebees down the block. Wanna go?
Jon: Sure. Wanna go with us Jesse?
Jesse: Sure. I got nothing else planned. Why not?

At Applebees, this song was playing: link

Jon: I wonder what those guys have planned for stealing the rally car.
Jesse: Who knows?
Bobby: toi know who the rally car belongs to?
Jon: Uh, I think a news company a dit it belongs to Tanner Foust.
Bobby: That's right.
Jesse: So we should probably keep our eyes on the car.
Jon: Yeah, that's what Getraer said.
Waiter: *Arrives* Good evening. I'm Silver Tray, and I'll be your waiter for the night. What would toi like to drink?
Bobby: Rootbeer.
Jon: Sprite.
Jesse: Water.
Waiter: *Writing down the drinks, and walks to get them*
Jesse: When do toi think the criminals will strike?
Jon: As soon as the car enters this city.
Bobby: And when is that?
Jon: I don't know. Tanner is driving the rally car from Ponyville, so there's three ways he can get here. Going on the road that passes under Highway 24, using Marker's Lane par that Toyota dealership, and then there's a road that goes parallel to the harbor.
Jesse: Then we gotta be careful.
Jon: Right.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks, and gives them to Jon, Bobby, and Jesse* And what would toi like for dinner?
Jon: I think I'll have chicken tenders with french fries.
Bobby: *Looking at the menu* I see toi have something new on your menu called Sriracha Shrimp. I'd like to have that please.
Waiter: *Writing down orders, and looks at Jesse* How about toi sir?
Jesse: Just a burger with everything on it, please.
Waiter: Would toi like fries with that?
Jesse: Sure.
Waiter: I'll be back with your food. *Walks away*
Jon: Alright, back to the rally car.
Jesse: Right now?
Jon: Yeah. I think me, and Steve will be on our motos near Highway 24. Bobby, toi should check out the harbor with Grossman, Barry, and Jebediah. That leaves Jesse, the sarge, and Sindy with Marker Road.
Jesse: Very well.

2 B Continued
>What is your OC's name?
Nocturnal Mirage
>How old is he?
23.
>What is his hobby?
He doesn't have too much hobbies. He certainly reads a lot, watches tons of movies, at night, ou sometimes he just ventures off to the woods and enjoys the fresh air ou stargazing.
>Does he have any relatives?
Yes. His mother is Summer Pride, an Elemental unicorn, the ancient Element of Fire.Unfortunately, her sanity is very unstable and she's very destructive, for she carries a grudge against Celestia.
Mirage also has a younger sister, called Moonlight Lullaby. Their relationship is quite ambivalent:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for toi Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
Rainbow Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping Discord I went to Applejack's place.

Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*

Meanwhile at Twilight's

Twilight: Man, what toi doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.

Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport suivant to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because toi have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* toi thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No poney jumps off a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new engines
The new engines
suivant morning, Pete's new engines arrived.

Pete: Ah perfect. Ok Gordon, time to take those engines back.
Gordon: Yes sir. *climbs in pacific*
Red rose: *watching* This is definetly going to anger Hawkeye.
Gordon: *takes engines back to St. Foalis*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Whoa, wait a minute, what's going on?
Red Rose: Gordon is taking the engines toi brought here away.
Pete: That's right. We have the new diesels I ordered.
Hawkeye: Oh great. Thanks.

But when Gordon arrived in St. Foalis.

B&O worker: *sees pacifics*
Gordon: Alright. We have new engines, and no longer need to use your engines. Thanks...
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posted by Canada24
The five girls eventually reached a seconde room.

Soon reaching a dark, hallway like area, that was literary window less, except one, siting alone near the middle of the room.

"Boy, Changeling's don't have much since of hope do they" Rarity commented.

"Dosen't matter, let's just keep going" arc en ciel a dit racing ahead, she was quickly reaching the middle, cause the window was getting closer.

But once she passed the window, she suddenly crashed into someone.

But at that point the others chariot, panier up with her.

Rainbow Dash quickly saw that she crashed into Grimy, the Changeling from earlier.

"Back off!" Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
arc en ciel Dash and them had successfully sneak into the nest.

But the area was surrounded par hundreds of Chrysalis's and Ditto's minions.

"Christ.. How are we suppose to get past all of them?" cute little Pinkie Pie groaned.

"Hopefully. Their as dumb as those guards" arc en ciel Dash insisted.

"How are we too be sure of that?" Pinkie groaned.

"Hey look! I finally found what get wetter as it dries!" Cried one of the changelings, who is notified as the only one with blue eyes, instead of green ones, and he was holding a towel he found laying around.

This caused all the other soldiers to prove very impressed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme drove to Snowflake's house. When they got there, the three were playing monopoly

Coffee Creme: Can I ask toi a question?
Hawkeye: Sure.
Coffee Creme: Why is Gordon such an ass?
Hawkeye: He was once a great driver, until he accidentally killed Pete's wife. Now he basically acts mean towards everypony for no reason.
Coffee Creme: That's terrible.
Snowflake: *rolls dice* Yeah. It's hard to believe, but it's true. How much do I owe you?
Hawkeye: It's New York avenue with two houses, so toi owe me 90 dollars.
Snowflake: Here *hands over 100 dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do toi hump a train?
Hawkeye: toi don't. It goes down a colline which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another poney named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animaux to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain poney that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did toi find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he a volé, étole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...
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 What arc en ciel Dash was doing to stay busy.
What Rainbow Dash was doing to stay busy.
It's a normal morning in Celestia's castle, but this morning will be very different!

Celestia: I better wake up Luna! We have a game of tennis to play! *enters Luna's room and approaches the bed* OK, Luna, time to wake up. Luna? LUNA!! *pulls back cover* Wake up! Huh? SON OF AN ALICORN!!! My sister's gone missing! I better get help!

So Celestia rushes around town asking for help, but everyone seems busy, even arc en ciel Dash. She visits Rarity's house (now shared with Bolt, her older brother), in hopes that Bolt wasn't busy either....

Celestia: *rings doorbell, which plays the "My Little Pony" theme*...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was in her room, lire her book. She was getting distracted with all of those things in her mind. She kept on thinking about the incident in class when they called her suicidal. She couldn't help but shed a tear. She thought that if they really wanted her to die, she should make them happy and should. She got out a couteau and slit herself a little mark. She cringed and then put it down. "I'm worthless..'' she said. She lay in her lit and went to sleep. Another jour tomorrow in Torture....

Coffee Creme woke up wide awake and went to go draw to begin the morning. She painted until she...
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Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, toi look just like me, but toi sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is toi from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans...
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Back in ponyville.

The other five characters finally made it out their the ropes but were still in the room they were room they were held in.

"So.. We are gonna save

her right?" Pinkie Pie asked worriedly.

"Yes, darling. But we're trying to think of a plan remember" Rarity replied.

"Oh.. Right" Pinkie said, blushing from her forgetfulness.

"So.. Anybody, anybody know anything about Changelings? Cause in order to fight them and save our beloved friend, we're have to know HOW" arc en ciel Dash said, nervously pacing.

"Well. Fortantly Twilight wasn't only one with a copy of 'Creatures of Equestria" Rarity...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After a minute, the Germans realized they did not hit their target.

German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no toi don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con continued driving the car/submarine through the ocean, as he got toward Atlantis.

Con: There's what we came to look at.
Double X: What?
Con: Toward the bottom, there is a place that shoots missiles.
mexicans: *swim toward car*
Double X: Con, look!
Con: *shoots mexican swimmers*
Double X: Now there's more
Con: They're armed too.
mexican 1: *shoots explosive arrow*
Con: *dodges*
mexican 2: *shoots another explosive arrow*
Double X: *deploys oil*
Con: What are toi doing?
Double X: *deploys mine*
Mexicans: *explode*
Con: How did toi know about that?
Double X: I saw the blueprints for this car two weeks...
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posted by karinabrony
1.) Whenever one of your pets run away, toi say, ''You're...GOING TO l’amour ME!''.

2.) toi got extremely mad when Gilda made Fluttershy cry.

3.) toi go on websites like Equestria Daily and My Little Brony.

4.) Whenever toi eat a arc en ciel colored Candy (for example, Skittles, acide, sure Taffy, etc.) , toi think of arc en ciel Dash.

5.) Whenever toi see a Granny Smith apple, toi think of Granny Smith.

6.) When someone has a My Little poney merchandise and they don't even know what it is, toi immediately question them like, ''Who's your favori character?'' and ''Where did toi get it at?''.

7.) toi contribute to...
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 arc en ciel Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!
Rainbow Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!
toi asked for a sequel, so here ya go! In the last one, Bolt got out of the house to meet everyone in an attempt to overcome his shyness. It worked, and he's being less shy as of now. He even has a girlfriend-Applejack. I know this is cute, so let's place this story around the mane six for a bit!


Pinkie: What am I gonna do today? I've played with the ball nineteen times already! Maybe Bolt can help me! (heads toward Blue Bolt's house)

Rainbow: SOARIN! Wanna play hide and go seek?

Soarin: No...You win every time, and that isn't fair!

Rainbow: I'm gonna die from boredom here!! Perhaps Bolt wants...
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