Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie.
Starlight Glimmer: Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.
arc en ciel Dash: [over] [grunting]
Starlight Glimmer: [voice fades under] Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail.
Pinkie: Hey, this is pretty good!
Starlight Glimmer: [under] ''Be your best par never being your best.''
Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much plus of that voice!
Rarity: Oh, this is horrible! [crying]
Fluttershy: There, there, Rarity... It's not so bad...
Twilight: toi kidding!?.. This is almost as bad as when Master Sword slept over at my place on christmas!
FLASHBACK:
Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken par a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..
Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before toi start.
Twilight: Jésus christ!
Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!
Twilight: houx SHIT!!
Master Sword: (annoyed) toi gonna let me explain!?
Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would l’amour to know why toi shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!!
Master Sword: ....... He startled me!
Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?
Master Sword: He! Startled me!
Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!
Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..
Twilight: Great..... So what now.
Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..
Twilight: toi can't be serious!?
Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..
Twilight: ............... toi planned this, didn't you!?
Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!!
Twilight: toi planned this! I know toi did!!
Master Sword: toi honestly think I wou-
Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) salut Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..
(long pause).
Master Sword: toi would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.
Twilight: (starts growling)
Master Sword: (happily) I a volé, étole it.
Twilight: SWOOO-
Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Starlight Glimmer: Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.
arc en ciel Dash: [over] [grunting]
Starlight Glimmer: [voice fades under] Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail.
Pinkie: Hey, this is pretty good!
Starlight Glimmer: [under] ''Be your best par never being your best.''
Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much plus of that voice!
Rarity: Oh, this is horrible! [crying]
Fluttershy: There, there, Rarity... It's not so bad...
Twilight: toi kidding!?.. This is almost as bad as when Master Sword slept over at my place on christmas!
FLASHBACK:
Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken par a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..
Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before toi start.
Twilight: Jésus christ!
Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!
Twilight: houx SHIT!!
Master Sword: (annoyed) toi gonna let me explain!?
Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would l’amour to know why toi shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!!
Master Sword: ....... He startled me!
Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?
Master Sword: He! Startled me!
Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!
Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..
Twilight: Great..... So what now.
Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..
Twilight: toi can't be serious!?
Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..
Twilight: ............... toi planned this, didn't you!?
Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!!
Twilight: toi planned this! I know toi did!!
Master Sword: toi honestly think I wou-
Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) salut Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..
(long pause).
Master Sword: toi would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.
Twilight: (starts growling)
Master Sword: (happily) I a volé, étole it.
Twilight: SWOOO-
Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favori character Twilight and AppleJack, par using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lire Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poney has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if toi really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favori character Twilight and AppleJack, par using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lire Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poney has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if toi really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy ours wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
érable and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy ours wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
érable and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!