My Little Poney Article: On The Block Episode 18 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part two of this fanfic Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.

The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her BMW M4 safety car.

Sean: toi know it's not really a safety car if toi keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But toi don't need to crash into us. toi f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are toi talking about? Your car is just fine.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: I'm close to getting first place.
Sean: Stay out of this toi Ford loving bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How are toi able to keep up with Heartsong? She has a haut, retour au début speed that's much higher then the one on your car.
Sean: She keeps spinning out of control on the turns.
Annie: *Passes Sean*
Sean: Okay, I'm in third now. *Sees Mirage, and Mortomis pass him* Really toi two? I swear if one plus person passes me-
Master Sword: *Passes Sean* Sorry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Now it's time to act like Heartsong.
Mirage: Shit, that can't be good!
Master Sword: Of course it can't be good. She's in first place!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rams Master Sword's car*
Master Sword: Ah!! *Spins out, and hits Mortomis' car*
Mortomis: F**K! *Spins out, and hits Mirage's car*
Mirage: Ah! *Hits the wall*
Sean: *Passes Master Sword, Mortomis, and Mirage* Pleasure doing business with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: toi can't catch up to me.
Sean: Maybe not, but I did get to 3rd place.
Heartsong: This is the final lap, right?
Sean: Yeah, that's why it says lap 2/2.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're on the 2nd, and final lap.
Annie: toi have one plus turn to make before crossing that finish line.
Heartsong: That's what I was afraid of.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: If toi hit the wall-
Heartsong: *Spins out* No, not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: *Hits the wall* Shit.
Annie: *Laughs* I knew that was gonna happen. First place is mine.
Sean: And thanks to toi Heartsong, I am now in 2nd place.
Heartsong: *Backing her car up so she can continue racing*
Mirage: Look out!! *Crashes into Heartsong's car*

The others crashed into Heartsong's car, and they caused a pile up.

Annie: First place is mine.
Sean: *Gets second*
Tom: Well, this was almost enjoyable. It would have been better if Heartsong wasn't being retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued

Awesome poney pics

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Awesome poney pics

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Derpy Hooves Cutie Mark fond d’écran

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arc en ciel Dash fond d’écran

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Rainbloo

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Derpy

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ponies

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The Cakes

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Tactical Cuteness Incoming!

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Episode posters

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Ponies...

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Strike Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Martha

When James returned to his home, his family was waiting for him at the dîner table

Martha: James. How was your day?
James: About average. Nothing bad happened.
Martha: That's good. How are Larry, and Jack?
James: They're ok, but I'm a little worried.
Martha: Why? What's happening?
James: They're saying our boss isn't doing so good with getting the Union to leave us alone.
Martha: Which union is it?
James: It's the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers. We just call them the AA.
Martha: Ok. dîner is almost ready.
James: Alright, I'm starving. Kids, come downstairs.
Toby: *Comes downstairs*...

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Life of Stylo: Act III - THE END

posted by JimmytheDragon

“…Trixie?!” Stylo choked. She brushed her mane out of eyes and grinned devilishly back at him.
“But… toi could… toi could hardly clear the clouds away…”

Trixie leaned forward, filling his field of vision. “Hah! I was faking, toi fool! Walk-on-clouds spells are for AMATEURS! I simply put on a helpless act so nobody would suspect me of foul play!”

Stylo closed his eyes. Was this really happening?

“Well… I can’t say I’m not impressed, Stylo. toi caught me in the act! But now toi know too much about our plan.”

Stylo cracked his eyes open. “…Our… plan?”

Trixie’s...

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria.(part two)

posted by KendiKens

-We got to stop Trixie,-said Twilight.
-But,how,-asked Rarity.
-I don't know,but we got to find something,-said Twilight.
-I know this is dangerous,but I am in,-said arc en ciel Dash,-I will always will be loyal to my friends,my family,and of course,my rulers.
-So am I,-said pomme Jack,-I can't leave my Friends alone out there alone without me.
-Me too,-said Pinkie Pie.
-Can I leave toi alone?Of course I am coming,-said Rarity.
-Ok,me too,-said Flutter Shy.
-I think,I am going to clean your room,in Canterlot,
in the castle,where I am safe.See you!Run for my life,-said Spike.
-Oh,Spike,-said all the mane...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 19 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jordan

The suivant day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand par the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: toi got it, but may I ask toi a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't toi be able to hear the train come...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 19 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 19

Safety Film's First, Actual Safety Second

January 2, 1953

Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 18 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to their train, while Gordon was planning to sneak in.

Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Gordon: *Climbs into cab*
Coffee Creme: What are toi doing?
Gordon: Taking over.
Hawkeye: You're supposed to work in the yards.
Gordon: Not anymore *Pushes Hawkeye out of engine* Christmas is my favori time of day, but I never get anything special. That will all change. *Drives engine*
Coffee Creme: Hawkeye, run!
Hawkeye: *Runs towards engine* I don't think I'll make it!
Coffee Creme: toi gotta make it!
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. I will *gets on ladder to freight...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 18 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 18

Sending A Letter, again

January 1, 1953

At Hawkeye's house near the Cheyenne Union Station

Hawkeye: *Writing* Dear Father, I know it's been nearly two weeks since I sent toi my last letter, but I want to wish toi a happy new year. Did toi enjoy christmas?...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 17 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.

Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye:...

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How Gilda a volé, étole Christmas

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony down in Ponyville liked Christmas a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Christmas the whole christmas season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her cœur, coeur was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her cœur, coeur ou her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies were preparing...