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I was at Townhall, when I saw a big cargo plane pass par me. It was decreasing it's altitude as it went towards the airport. Even though the plane was about to land, it seemed like it was getting too low to the ground, so I decided to go see what was going on.

Halligan: Almost there.
Pilot: *Lands on the runway* Now where do I put this bird?
Halligan: Put it in that hangar to our right.
Pilot: *Slowly turns to the right*
Sean: *Hiding par a helicopter, and looks at the plane with his binoculars*
Pilot: *Stops the plane in the hangar, and turns off the engine*
Ponies: *Leaving the airplane*
Airport Security Pony: *Arrives* Hey, we didn't give toi permission to land here.
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe of the drug, and stabs the airport security poney with it*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning evil* ISIS rules.
Halligan: *Laughs*
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Halligan: We want toi to stab every other poney working for security with what we stabbed you.
ISIS Pony: *Gets a caisse out of the plane*
Halligan: *Opens the crate*
Airport Security Pony: *Takes a syringe full of the drug*
Halligan: *Gives a backpack to the security pony* Fill this up with as many of those syringes as toi can.
Airport Security Pony: *Filling the backpack with syringes*
Halligan: Once toi finish stabbing all of the ponies in Airport Security, get everyone else in there.
Airport Security Pony: Yes sir.
Sean: *Arrives with his M249 Machine gun* toi gotta learn when to say no every once in a while.
Halligan: No every once in a while. *Runs away* Kill him!!
Sean: *Shoots the ISIS Ponies*
Airport Security Pony: *About to stab Sean with a syringe*
Sean: *Punches the security pony*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning back to normal* What happened?
Sean: toi were drugged par ISIS. It seems, that toi turned back to normal when I punched you.
Airport Security Pony: That really hurts, but thanks.
Sean: *Goes to the airplane, and shows the security poney all of the syringes on board* Call the police. Make sure they get rid of every single one of these. Understand?
Airport Security Pony: Yes.
Sean: Good.

Not far away from the airport, Halligan went to a phone booth, and called his boss Duublar.

Halligan: Come on, come on, pick up!
Duublar: *Picks up the phone* Yes?
Halligan: We have a problem.
Duublar: Who is this?
Halligan: It's Halligan.
Duublar: Impossible. He never has a problem with his assignments.
Halligan: Will toi shut up, and listen?! There's a hedgehog running here with a gun, a big M249 Saw. He killed all of my teammates. I need backup.
Duublar: What about the drugs?
Halligan: They're probably being confiscated par now.
Duublar: toi didn't try to get them?
Halligan: That hedgehog would've killed me if I stayed there.
Duublar: toi had a weapon to. Why didn't toi shoot him? I'll tell toi what. Since this is the very first time toi screwed up, I bet you're very embarrassed about it, so I'll send toi reinforcements with 85 crates full of our drug, for a price.
Halligan: toi want me to pay toi to get reinforcements, and plus of our drug?
Duublar: Yes. 98 Equestrian Dollars should do it.
Halligan: Where will I get the money?
Duublar: Stupid question. *Hangs up*
Halligan: What the hell?

2 B Continued
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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

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Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful jour in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have toi done?
Pete: You're...
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told toi that toi should......
Spike:Oh,why the foins, hay don't toi stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get toi a mice hole,for toi to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if toi want,I can give toi a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what toi are passing!Do toi have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as toi want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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This story may contain Black Comedy (the type of comedy Dead Rising uses).
So, be aware of that..

Guest staring..

Mary Sue - SeantheHedgehog.. I would give a picture at the end, but I sadly can't. I don't have a lap top,,


Big Mac was holding the crusaders hostage, but at one point had thoughts of guilt..
Scoot: (unfortunately ruining the guilt) So Big Mac... Dose your mother no your gay?
Big Mac: What!? No!
Crusaders: (all laughing) She dosen't know!
Big Mac: (getting annoyed) No.. I meant. No. I'm not gay.. Not.. No my mother Dosen't know I'm gay!
Sweetie Belle: No. It's cool.. arc en ciel Dash is also...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of toi already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do toi always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These questions are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

A familiar little orange filly landed onto the grass.

"You okay?" arc en ciel asked, as the colorful pegasus hovered from above.

Scootaloo noded, as she got up.

"Good.. toi were really close that time" Dash a dit encouragingly.

Suddenly they heard cheering, and Spike was seen cheering on Scootaloo, but as if high on sugar.

"Sweetie. I'm glad toi and him are still pals, but did toi 'really' have to bring him?" Dash groaned.

"Coarse I did" Scootaloo a dit proudly.

Dash let out a big sigh, as Spike, though obviously not meaning to, was getting plus annoying than encouraging.

"Whatever....
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