My Little Poney Article: On The Block Episode 15 Part 2

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 15: Are toi Sure About This?

Saten Twist: *Watching CNN news*
News Pony: Breaking news!
Saten Twist: Liar. Nothing broke.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The state of Alicornia is in a huge drought!
Saten Twist: YES!!!! F*ck Alicornia!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Prices for nourriture may go up because of this.
Saten Twist: Now everypony in Alicornia can stop jouer la comédie like a spoiled douchebag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Arrives* Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Shut up. I'm watching the news.
Master Sword: *Watching the news* OH NO!!!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: Alicornia is having a drought! They won't have any water.
Saten Twist: Good. Now they can stop being dicks, and leave us alone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Ponies that live in Alicornia aren't dicks. It's recolors toi have to worry about.
Saten Twist: Recolors?
Master Sword: Ponies created par people that are too lazy to make their own original characters. All they do is just recolor them, and give them a different name. It's horrifying!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I don't get it.
Master Sword: Then let me montrer you. *Changes the channel*

Recolors Are Dicks

Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give toi my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I a dit give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Okay, take it! Geez!!
Recolor Snips: *Squeeing as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*

Master Sword turned off the TV.

Master Sword: toi see why recolors are bad now?
Saten Twist: Uh... What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Forget you. I'm going to visit Blaze. *Leaves*

2 B Continued

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: cidre fort, applejack watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need plus ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have toi surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the licornes horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.

Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they a dit they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: toi think? If you're lying I'll kill toi myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No toi won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told toi to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck toi hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to toi like that.
Applejack: toi didn't have...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously a fight started in Baltimare involving ponies against griffons.

Griffon bomber: blow up the cars!
other GB: *blows up car*
Sean: Damnit!
Shredder: At least MOST of us have a way to escape.
Rainbow Dash: Kill the griffons already! *kills griffons*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots grenade held par a GB*
Sean: Good work Pinkie.
Griffon 3416: *attacks arc en ciel Dash, but gets her neck broken*
Rainbow Dash: That oughta teach toi not to mess with me!
Canterlot soldier: They're retreating!
Sean: A few of them are heading into that barn.

So the eight ponies, and hedgehog check inside the barn.

Twilight Sparkle:...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Yes I did make a title screen! :D

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the précédant H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so arc en ciel Dash appeared,...

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story) part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The suivant jour Con was informed that the ponies he killed were working for a scientist named Dr. Ani. He was on an island about 18 miles west of San Franciscolt, and it was guarded par an army of Alicorns. When Con got to San Fran via airplane a green stallion was waiting for him in a white '60 corvette. Once they left the airport the stallion driving the corvette would take Con to the docks. A red pegasus with a purple mane would wait for him on a sailboat. From there the pegasus would help Con kill Dr. Ani, but first Con had to leave the airport. As he got in the car he noticed a '61 continental...

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Peppermint Cake (An OC shipping story)

posted by mariofan14

(This contains my alicorn OC, Cakey Cake, as well as Disneyfan333's unicorn OC, Peppermint. Yes, toi may ask why I ship Cakey Cake and Peppermint. No, toi may not complain ou give me BS. Enjoy.)

It was a beautiful jour in the town of Trottingham, where Peppermint was making candies with boule de gomme, gumdrop in Gumdrop's Candy store, "Gumdrop Galore." The two were having a wonderful time together not only just par making candy, but just par hanging out together. But one day, Peppermint asked Gumdrop, "Don't toi think that maybe I can try my peppermint tricks with another pony?" She explained that she thought...

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Score has gone missing part 2.......Kidnapped?!?

posted by applejackrocks

The suivant Day, Stormy, Nikki, Azura, CS, and Pacifica had decided to go for a walk around ponyville. Azura looked kind of worried, actually she was very worried.

Nikki: toi alright sugarcube?
Azura: no.....I haven't seen Score for a while.
CS: I'm sure she's fine. Maybe she just got the Chicken Pox.
Pacifica: If toi want Darling, we can go check on her.
Azura: That'll be just great!
Stormy: So? What are we waiting for? Lets go!

So, the 5 little ponies ran straight to Score's house. They knocked, and there was no answer. They knocked again, but still no answer. After 8 knocks, Nikki got annoyed par waiting...

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Alice and the Everfree Forest Part 1: Alice meets Mr. Rabbit

posted by DisneyFan333

The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One jour she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a poulain, colt hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are toi going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are toi jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a or pocket watch and if toi looked closely, toi could...

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Rise of Nature's Wrath: The Beging of Time; Part 1

posted by NaomiWinx

From the dawn of time, it was known that Celestia and Luna were the sole creators of Equestia. With Celestia raising the bright and shining sun, and with Luna raising the dark and lighting moon. But, Celestia and Luna were not the one's who were the creator......

Long il y a there was a pony, a poney who was a special pony. She was tall, taler than Celestia. Her beauty of her light rose coating and her flowing Dark Green, Light Green, and Light Blue mane and tail. She was the one to birth Equestria. With the power she unleashed she created life as we know it. She created the dirt we walk on, the...

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For The_Exorcist....

posted by applejackrocks

Howdy there fellow Bronies.

Some of y'all may know that The_Exorcist has deleted her Profile, thanks to that dumb Joka109. The_Exorcist was a very good friend. Even though she was only 10 years old, she was a amazing artist. And she was also very Humble, and as all of ya might know, she was a big fan Of the movie "The Exorcist".

I wrote this article because she was mah best friend in Fanpop. And she was also bullied. Joka190, is the guy that caused The_Exorcist to leave. Maybe, she still goes on fanpop checking out Mlp, but without an account.

If toi are lire this The_Exorcist, everything...

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Discord is back part 12......Death for ponies

posted by applejackrocks

After they all hugged each other, they went back where the picnic was.....And there he was, Discord......

Discord: Well, I see that toi survived my hypnotize powers.
Score: Get your Butt off that trône Discord!
Azura: And where's Celestia?!
Discord: In Canterlot...
Nikki: So she ain't dead?
Discord: I never a dit she wasn't dead..HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
CS: Colts! toi gotta go to Canterlot and find Celestia!
BS: OKAY!
Brawny: Let's go!

Pixel, Twirl, Brawny, BS, and Jack started galloping to Canterlot...

Stormy: Your not gonna stop them?
Discord: Nope. Why stop useless ponies?
CS: Grrrrrrrrrrr......
Discord: and...

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The Lost Memories- An introduction to an introduction to The Lost Memories

posted by Quillabex

I stepped on the floating platform in a dark room. I looked all around me, nothing there was to see, all but the platfore and myself. A techie screen appeared out of no where infront of me. Moments laters a dark figure showed up on the screen. I couldn't detect who it was, but it looked awfully familiar.
"Identify yourself," the figure commanded.
"Princess Eclipse," I replied nervously.
"This is the one," the figure said. "Prepare the tests immediatley." The figure commanded. I knew he wasn't talking to me, but he was talking to someone else? All I knew is that the figure wasn't alone- where...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a bateau in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to...

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the legendary ponies part 2

posted by pinkmare

previously on digimon frontier zoe and koji was chatting about certain things until a rose portal unexpectedly appeared out of no where, it begun to suck koji , zoe and the other digidestined into a mysterious but wonderful place where ponies live.

"the reason why i don't have a cutie mark is because-
"zoe ?" the two ponies turn to see a blue manteau male poney wearing a blue bandana that has orange stripes on it , he also has blue eyes black mane tied into a poney tail and a black tail.

zoe smiled. "KOJI!!!" she tackled him with a ours hug.

"oof" he a dit as the lavandar poney tackled him to the ground."it's...

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King Sombra's Return pt. 6

posted by Mylittlecute12

Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are toi ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now toi died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"

To be continued..........

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the secrets of dashie - part 1

posted by katewolf68

twilight sparkel lay in lit fast asleep. the sunlight crept over her blankets and shone onto her face. she shifted and turned then eventually her violet eyes opened to the amazing view outside her window. she yawned and stretched. "It sure is gorgeous outside I'snt spike?" she exclaimed in a cheery mood. spike pulled the blankets over his head and flipped on his side. "Yeah whatever twi..." as he drifted off to sleep twilight giggled to herself at the young dragons attitude. "Ok, but toi dont know what you
are missing spike!" she a dit staring dreamily out at the sunset. twilight left her room...

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my little pony:tree Friends are magic chapter 2

posted by flippy_fan210

Nutty

Chapter 2:Sugar rush
Rainbow dash was sleeping on a cloud, she paid Derpy 12 bits to do weather patrol for her. It was 2 weeks since Flippy arrived, he was fitting in well enough. He had a job, he was teaching pomme bloom's class. School was let out early for another welcoming party.

“i wonder who it is this time.” Flippy thought. “well, I’ll find out, I wonder if the fillies are coming this time, I hope it's not one of Fliqpy's 'jokes'.” cidre fort, applejack was picking up pomme bloom and Sweetie belle was being picked up par Rarity. Flippy was was walking to the party. When he got there it seemed...

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Hedgehog in Ponyville part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I didn't have to shoot them, but I did. There laying behind me while I was shooting at Princess Celestia's army were Twilight Sparkle, Queen Asshole, and Silver Spoon. All three of them were dead. The shooting stops for a while, and there is a long silence. "What made toi think toi could come here and do whatever toi want?" Celestia finally asks. "Didn't toi know I was watching toi while toi were here?" "You saw everything?" I ask terrified. "Everything. I saw toi montrer up in your car, I saw toi race arc en ciel Dash, and I saw toi throw a philly! Not only did toi throw this philly, but toi also...

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My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship, Season 1, Episode 3 It Begins Part3

posted by DawnBright

It slithered out of the shadows and up to Dawn Bright's bed. It's eyes narrowed as it perpared to strike at its unsuspecting victim. That's when unicorn intution took over.

Dawn Bright didn't know why but suddenly she woke up. Staring her in the face was a snake, black as night. Dawn Bright screamed as she backed up against the wall. Even though she wasn't afraid of snakes, She was terrified of this one. It didn't look solid and had two front claws. It hissed, probably annoyed cause she woke up.

Dawn Bright had to think fast, the snake was already fast approaching. She concentrated on the snake....

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A Rant On: Rarity's Answer to the question About arc en ciel Dash in "Sweet and Elite"

posted by Tawnyjay

I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD

"And, who is this arc en ciel Dash?"

Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"

I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:

"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only poney to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced par Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."

I mean, is that humiliating?

I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.

Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.