My Little Poney Article: Grand Theft Ponies Part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon

SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told toi that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: salut Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case biscuit salé, craquelin with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon: Alright. We're on our way.
Case Cracker: *grabs glasses as he is leaving*
Gordon: *Turns off TV* Let's take your car.
Case Cracker: *Nods*

The both of them walked out of the house when a mail poney arrived.

Postman: Mornin' Gordon.
Gordon: Hello. What have ya got?
Postman: The usual bills, and a letter from this mare I don't even know.
Gordon: Alright, give it to me, I'll put it in my house.
Postman: *Gives Gordon his mail*
Case Cracker: Hurry up.
Gordon: I will if toi shut up. *Runs into the house*
Case Cracker: *Gets into the driver's siège of the car*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Let's do this.
Case Cracker: *Starts the car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *turns on radio*
News Reporter: This just in, the Rock Island Biker gang has attacked again. As a family of four were driving across the Golden Neigh Bridge, the Rock Island bikers shot up their car, and a volé, étole all the money in there.
Gordon: I hate those fucking bikers.

One minute later, they got to the pizzeria

Case Cracker: *Enters pizzeria with Gordon* What cha' got for us this time Jim?
Jim: I've got a load of cocaine that needs to get safely to the airport. Unfortunately a friend of mine is very obsessed with that shit in Manehattan.
Gordon: This is pretty serious.
Jim: Yes it is. I've got a Lunicorn in the parking lot with the drugs, toi just gotta get it to the airport, and collect the money.
Case Cracker: And what are the terms?
Jim: None. Just get it to the airport, and give it to the pilot of this green aircraft. He'll pay toi seven thousand dollars. Once toi get the money, just come back here, and give it to me.
Gordon: Ok, we got it.
Jim: *gives keys to Gordon* Here are the keys to the car, and be careful.
Gordon: toi can count on us Jim. *leaves*

2 B Continued

Case Cracker

Case Cracker's car

Jim

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 2

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Guard: toi must of been counting your blessings Chimney. toi made bail.

Patrol board member: Do toi believe, in your best judgment, that toi have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like toi can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, toi let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)

Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out toi two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.

Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, toi have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. toi could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....

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The Adventures of Garden Hose & Friends Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It was a nice jour in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: toi sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are toi girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 1

posted by Canada24

As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause toi only been here a week, and toi keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.

Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good jour at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* toi know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 58 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 56 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, par looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...

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The seconde Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask toi a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that toi wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a fan of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, ou something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...

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magnum Force Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello toi two, what can I help toi with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, toi decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after arc en ciel Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do toi know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want toi to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go par the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...

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added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

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Chapter 12

posted by Canada24

Having won the battle, our Heroes regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a poisson as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity a dit slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...

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Hungarian poney fanart

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