My Little Poney Article: Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 7

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Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Location: The poney world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.

Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror suivant to télévision set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*

Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.

Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the poney world*
Metal Gloss: What did toi see?
Pete: I saw a bunch of humans staring at me. They looked really confused.

Then suddenly, three ponies came out of the mirror.

poney 1: Where are we?
poney 2: I don't know. *Looks at poney 1, and 3* Holy shit! toi turned into horses!
poney 3: *Looks at herself in the mirror, then screams*
Pete: Don't be scared. It's actually not that bad.
poney 1: Where are we?!
Metal Gloss: San Franciscolt.
poney 1: Don't toi mean San Francisco?
Metal Gloss: Nope. San Franciscolt.
poney 3: What state is San Franciscolt in?
Metal Gloss: Alicornia.
poney 2: Alicornia?
poney 1: Sounds almost like California.
poney 3: What country is this?
Pete: Equestria.
poney 2: Fuck this, let's go back. *Goes into the mirror*
poney 1: Acutally, I like this place.
poney 3: Me too.

Both ponies left Pete, and Metal Gloss alone in their hotel room. Then, Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: Pierce!
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye! *Hugs Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete, Metal Gloss, then looks at his hooves* It's great to be a poney again. I was being interrogated par two gangsters, and I realized they tied me up in a chair in a dark room right suivant to the mirror.
Metal Gloss: What was it like in the human world?
Hawkeye: Boring. In fact, I bet toi a hundred dollars that they wouldn't notice me if I didn't wear any clothing.

And so, Hawkeye entered the human world without any clothing on at all.

Hawkeye: *Walks out of the clothing store* Hi, how are you?
Person 63: Good.
Hawkeye: *Walks to the train station*
Duke: *Checking the brakes on his locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the station*
People: *Not noticing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the train*
People: *Looking at Hawkeye, and laughing while pointing at him*
Hawkeye: Does anyone have two one hundred dollar bills?

par the time Hawkeye returned to the poney world, he was slightly angry as he walked out of the mirror with two hundred dollars.

Hawkeye: *Gives Pete, and Metal Gloss one hundred dollars* Here, I a volé, étole this from that clothing store, so make it last. I gotta do something with this mirror.

Outside, several ponies were walking on a sidewalk. One of the ponies got squished par the mirror that fell from the hotel room.

Hawkeye: Sorry! That wasn't supposed to happen! Anyway, now that the mirror is destroyed, no one can make anymore Equestria Girls shit.
Metal Gloss: What's Equestria Girls?
Hawkeye: toi don't wanna know.
Pete: Let's get back to Cheyenne.

suivant jour at Cheyenne.

Song: link

Gordon: *Sitting at Pete's desk* I'm glad to be controller, and things are working with perfection.

But at the trainyard, there were eight freight trains waiting to enter the yards. Both tracks on the mainline were blocked.

Wilson: How could toi let this happen toi two?!
Mike: I don't know Wilson!
Orion: We were doing our best.
Wilson: Wearing a dress, and running around with a fusil, carabine isn't doing your best.
Gordon: *Relaxing in Pete's office, and begins to smoke a cigar*
Pete: *Enters his office with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss* Okay Gordon, what have toi done?
Gordon: I took over for toi sir.
Pete: Right. Somepony turn off that music!

The song stops.

Pete: Thank you.
Gordon: Come on! I don't know where that song was coming from, but it was enjoyable.
Hawkeye: How many times have we broken the 4th mur in this fanfic?
Metal Gloss: I think four times.
Gordon: Anyway, I thought Pierce was supposed to be dead!
Hawkeye: Someday, but not today.
Gordon: FUUUCK!! *Leaves the office in a rage*
Pete: *Laughs with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*

The song turns back on, picking up from where it stopped.

The End

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Nightmare Moonraker part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The two spies went on until they reached the l’espace ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: toi already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...

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The New Era... PART 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Steven

1 an later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN toi SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... toi gonna buy jus, jus de for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have toi two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout toi screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire pistolets at Dan*
Dan: Wrong déplacer *grabs molotov*...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

cidre fort, applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern poney working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't toi tell me?
Sneak Peak: toi were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: toi know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Golden gun

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can toi check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are toi Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised toi have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? montrer yourself!
Hattan:...

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MLP Mafias Are dangerous episode 1 part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that arc en ciel Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of pizza do toi want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....

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The truth about Chrysalis' life: PART 4

posted by soomin1208

At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....

Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: salut Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....

Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

cidre fort, applejack & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his seconde highest ranked poney to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: toi two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. toi better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't toi use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting toi guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist poney 4: *drives...

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The Problem in Sweet pomme Acres: Part 3

posted by soomin1208

cidre fort, applejack past the rest of the jour with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole jour with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she a dit goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back accueil to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...

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the new series MLP WIF

posted by fefe2002

My little poney what is friendship is a series like my little poney friendship is magic its about a poney named bubble gum and she has so many Friends and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with Friends she still likes to learn plus about friendship.However she likes to give plus happiness to her Friends than she has ever done.

and that's my new series so if toi want plus information just post on my mur the questions toi want to ask me :)

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An Unexpected l’amour

posted by mariofan14

It was a glorious jour in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled par common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...

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Pinkie's Duel part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing par her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The poney in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...

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Pepperella (A Cinderella-like story)

posted by mariofan14

(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls par MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West par applejackrocks, Peppermint par DisneyFan333, Score Heights par Quillabex, Sugar nuage par misscrazel, and Cakey Cake par yours truly. I hope toi all enjoy this.)

It was a great jour in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. toi see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some Friends over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake montrer against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...

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Shadow Ponies part 5 -_-_-Final Fight-_-_-

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Everyone has stop movieng from scare
King of Shadow Ponies - Dan...
Alicorn - Me?
King of Shadow Ponies - Yes Dan toi stupid like always hahaha... wait... what the fuck toi do there
Dan - I here to defend toi from destroying...
Twilight - Equestia
Dan - ... Equestria
King of Shadow Ponies - ummm... shit....
Dan - what little brother do I scare you
King of Shadow Ponies - no... toi just... uh how to say... my family
Dan - WHEN toi KILL ALL OF OUR FAMILY IT NOT STOP YOU!!!!
King of Shadow Ponies - oh damn it he remember
Dan - I know now all... mom ... dad... sister and little brother... AND YOU!
King of Shadow...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: cidre fort, applejack watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need plus ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have toi surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the licornes horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.

Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they a dit they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: toi think? If you're lying I'll kill toi myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No toi won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told toi to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck toi hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to toi like that.
Applejack: toi didn't have...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously a fight started in Baltimare involving ponies against griffons.

Griffon bomber: blow up the cars!
other GB: *blows up car*
Sean: Damnit!
Shredder: At least MOST of us have a way to escape.
Rainbow Dash: Kill the griffons already! *kills griffons*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots grenade held par a GB*
Sean: Good work Pinkie.
Griffon 3416: *attacks arc en ciel Dash, but gets her neck broken*
Rainbow Dash: That oughta teach toi not to mess with me!
Canterlot soldier: They're retreating!
Sean: A few of them are heading into that barn.

So the eight ponies, and hedgehog check inside the barn.

Twilight Sparkle:...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Yes I did make a title screen! :D

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the précédant H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so arc en ciel Dash appeared,...