My Little Poney Article: Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Sweetie Belle)

Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Sweetie Belle)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was donné powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave feminism was a big thing.

Sweetie Belle: That's interesting.

Me: However, people saw her as a weak hero, as she only fought street-level thugs instead of powerful villains. Marvel had decided to change this, starting in Ms. Marvel #20*.

Sweetie Belle: I'll admit it, she sounds AWESOME!

Me: *Nods* However, they had her rejoindre the Avengers in a pretty controversial issue...

Sweetie Belle: Well what happened?

Me: In Avengers #200*, she was mysteriously impregnated, and gave birth to a child who grew to the age of an adult in one day. She then fell in l’amour with the man, named Marcus Immortus, who had impregnated her in the first place.

Sweetie Belle: Yikes.

Me: Yeah...things would only get worse for her. When Rogue was a villain, she absorbed her powers and personality in Avengers Annual #10.

Sweetie Belle: Well...I hope things have gotten better for her nowadays...

Me: Oh, they have. She's actually taken the Captain Marvel mantle, starting in Captain Marvel #1*.

Sweetie Belle: Hooray! I'm gonna start lire Captain Marvel comics!

Me: Y'know, she's been lauded as being a good role model for young fans.

Sweetie Belle: I'm gonna ask Rarity to make me a Captain Marvel costume!

Ms. Marvel #1

*Ms.Marvel #20

*Avengers #200

*Avengers Annual #10

*Captain Marvel #1

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papillon Effect - Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Slash - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. renard used poison. But seconde coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on table, tableau and points on pomme pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can toi be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the pomme pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While seconde part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster ou something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Friends coming to rejoindre the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* toi see what happens when toi touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...

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Saten Twist: S3E4 PART 5

posted by Canada24

Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?

Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!

Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?

Twilight: plus like when.

Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.

Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered étoile, star Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!

Saten: It's obvious what it i-

Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!

Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when...

Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When the shift was over, Candy was thinking about something.

Tim: *Turning right into the police station's parking lot* What's on your mind?
Candy: I'll tell toi tomorrow.
Tim: Can't toi tell me now?
Candy: I'm thinking about how to stop that suspect. I haven't worked out all the details, but when I do, I think it will work.
Tim: *Parks the car in the parking lot* Can't wait to hear what toi have planned. *Walks away*
Candy: *Watching Tim get into his Viper, and drive away*
Julia: *Arrives* Hey, what happened?
Candy: With what? The pursuit?
Julia: Yeah. My partner gets sore when he doesn't catch a...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 10 FIN

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
-_--_---

Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is arbre that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but arbre fall under force*...

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Saten twist S3E3 part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] toi mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do toi have something toi need to say? toi seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As the group of Heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, toi go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: toi got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the bateau with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, toi go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of toi on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...

Ganger Returns: Part 3

posted by Canada24

"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.

"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would toi feel about being the suivant captain?" Celestia asked.

".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.

"As toi may ou may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter toi are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.

"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.

"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me montrer toi to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.

Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is it

The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another poney joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 101 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

CHiPs 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other poney is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air par that grue, crane in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...

Saten Twist: S3E2 part 5

posted by Canada24

Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are toi studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] toi planning on being a professor ou something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and citron Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Case biscuit salé, craquelin returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job toi three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would toi like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No plus cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. suivant day, Gordon was sleeping when Case biscuit salé, craquelin walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

On The Block Episode 26 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

cul, ass cul, ass Inn

Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the cul, ass cul, ass Inn, everyone was sad. A poney was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a poney for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed par any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: toi know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, ou terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. toi don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arc en ciel as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....

Awesome poney Pictures

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)

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Runaway Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce Hawkins

In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police poney 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here par train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police poney 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police poney 36: I'll notify him, and toi must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police poney 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth poney with orange hooves. He was pulling over a poney in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...