Episode 6: Wolverine
Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*
Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!
Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?
Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.
Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!
Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.
Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!
Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which had successfully revived the X-Men, which had ended in 1970.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! Wolverine saved the X-Men!
Me: Yup. He battled alongside the X-Men loyally for many years, yet he seemed too powerful.
Pinkie Pie: *Looks surprised* What did they do? Did they kill him off?
Me: Not yet, but...well...
Pinkie Pie: Well what happened? I can't be that bad!
Me: Magneto rips the adamantium of Wolverine's skeleton in X-Factor #92: Fatal Attractions*.
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* Oh nooooooooo!
Me: Don't worry, he got new adamantium bonded to his skeleton par Apocalypse.
Pinkie Pie: Speaking of adamantium, how did he get it bonded to his skeleton in the first place?
Me: He was taken par the Weapon X program, which also had his memories wiped. If toi want to check it out, It's simply called Weapon X*.
Pinkie Pie: *Sighs* Wolverine sounds soooo boring! He can't die and he has a healing factor!
Me: He actually did burn out his healing factor, and he did die in the Death of Wolverine* mini series.
Pinkie Pie: Wow! That Wolverine sounds super interesting! I'm going to make an Adamantium cake and having a heal factor party! YAY!
Me: Alright...
Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*
Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!
Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?
Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.
Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!
Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.
Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!
Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which had successfully revived the X-Men, which had ended in 1970.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! Wolverine saved the X-Men!
Me: Yup. He battled alongside the X-Men loyally for many years, yet he seemed too powerful.
Pinkie Pie: *Looks surprised* What did they do? Did they kill him off?
Me: Not yet, but...well...
Pinkie Pie: Well what happened? I can't be that bad!
Me: Magneto rips the adamantium of Wolverine's skeleton in X-Factor #92: Fatal Attractions*.
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* Oh nooooooooo!
Me: Don't worry, he got new adamantium bonded to his skeleton par Apocalypse.
Pinkie Pie: Speaking of adamantium, how did he get it bonded to his skeleton in the first place?
Me: He was taken par the Weapon X program, which also had his memories wiped. If toi want to check it out, It's simply called Weapon X*.
Pinkie Pie: *Sighs* Wolverine sounds soooo boring! He can't die and he has a healing factor!
Me: He actually did burn out his healing factor, and he did die in the Death of Wolverine* mini series.
Pinkie Pie: Wow! That Wolverine sounds super interesting! I'm going to make an Adamantium cake and having a heal factor party! YAY!
Me: Alright...
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof par behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten a dit nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave toi alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad toi to know toi actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten a dit a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. toi wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten a dit excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten a dit nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave toi alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad toi to know toi actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten a dit a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. toi wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten a dit excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favori character Twilight and AppleJack, par using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lire Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poney has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if toi really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favori character Twilight and AppleJack, par using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lire Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poney has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if toi really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
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Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy ours wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
érable and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy ours wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
érable and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!