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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Lexi's school, she was waiting for homeroom to be over so she could go to her first class. It was an extra curricular activity at another building, so she had to ride the bus.

Lexi: *Impatiently sitting at her desk*
Teacher: *Typing a message on her laptop*
Principal: *Turns on loudspeaker, and talks into a microphone* Good morning. It is now 7:30 AM. Please stand for the pledge of alliegence.
Lexi: *Stands up with everypony else in the room*
Everypony in school: I pledge allegience to the flag of the United States of Equestria, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under god, indivisible, with liberty, and justice for all.
Lexi: *Runs towards the door*
Teacher: Walk to the bus.
Lexi: *Ignores her teacher*

Lexi got on the bus, and rode to where her karate class at the Katana Karate School. There were also some ponies from high school in the class, including feu Vi Equestria, and Jesse.

Katana Sun: Good morning students. I hope toi had a sûr, sans danger journey from your school.
Students: Yes.
Katana Sun: Good. Now for today's lesson, we will practice kicking.
Jesse: *Imitating Patrick Star* Kicking? I wanna do some kicking.
Students: *Laughing*
Katana Sun: Hahaha. Very funny Jesse. That's why I like you. You're a very bright stallion. I bet everypony in the Delaware Valley Regional High School enjoys your company.
Jesse: Yes they do.
Lexi: Delaware Valley? Where's that?
Jesse: It's actually not far away. Do toi know where Senator bière, stout road is?
Lexi: Yeah.
Jesse: It's right there. I actually go to that school. Other ponies call it Del Val.
Lexi: Oh yeah. I wanna go there when I pass middle school.
Katana Sun: Alright, enough chit chat. Let's start our lesson. feu Dash?
feu Vi Equestria: Yes master?
Katana Sun: toi don't have to call me master. Just call me Sun for short.
feu Vi Equestria: Okay sun.
Lexi: *Slightly annoyed* toi sound like his father.
Katana Sun: I want toi to be the first poney to kick the bag hanging from the ceiling.
feu Vi Equestria: I got it. *Jumps, and kicks the bag twice before landing on his hooves*
Katana Sun: Well done feu Dash.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Katana Sun: Never have I seen a poney with the capability of kicking the bag twice in a single jump.
Lexi: Oh please, I could do that. *Walks towards the bag*
Katana Sun: Okay Lexi. Do your best.
Lexi: *Jumps up, and kicks the bag, but as she tries to kick it a seconde time, she hits the ground, and does a split*
Jesse: Very close. toi did good though.
Lexi: *Stands up* Shut up. I don't need toi making fun of me.
Jesse: I wasn't. I a dit toi did good.
Lexi: You're probably being sarcastic.
Katana Sun: Lexi, toi need to control your anger. That is a very important thing to do in life.
Lexi: Not for me.
Katana Sun: I think we must have a talk.

Meanwhile, Orion, and Snowflake just exited the town of St. Foalis in their helicopter.

Snowflake: How many days do toi think it will take us to reach Trenton?
Orion: Oh I don't know. Probably three days.
Snowflake: I'd say five days. We'll see who gets it right.
Orion: I heard we may get caught in a snowstorm par the time we get there.
Snowflake: A snowstorm? Why would they send us out there then?
Orion: I don't know. They think we might get there before it arrives. What I don't understand is how we're the closest company to Trenton. We gotta be at least four hundred miles away from there.
Snowflake: I don't know. With prices going down for gasoline, and oil, maybe some companies just decided they weren't making a profit, and closed down.
Orion: That could be true, but no matter what, we gotta get this job done.

2 B Continued
 Jesse
Jesse
When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... toi know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of poney would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're arc en ciel Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of arc en ciel Dash, do toi remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....
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Me, and arc en ciel Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why toi shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a poney was eating a petit gâteau, cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked par some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of fan fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I traverser, croix the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just suivant to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Wonderbolt montrer Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B par the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go plus into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are toi talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll déplacer his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit toi could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen minutes away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, toi may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, toi need to improve your performance. Especially toi Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. toi maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. toi don't pass the ball to your teammates, toi caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....
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WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if toi dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like écriture some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered par wastelands. Only some Rebelle ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be plus swearing than last time (And it'll be plus intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls faon, fawn over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arc en ciel Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* salut look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...
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 The mirror
The mirror
Location: The poney world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in lit with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they a dit they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a bureau in a small building at a harbor* What makes toi think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed par a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...
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Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in l’amour with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...
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Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did toi know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...
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Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits suivant to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...
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Episode 5: araign? e, araignée Man

Me: *Reading Amazing fantaisie #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe araign? e, araignée Man?

Applejack: araign? e, araignée Man?

Me: araign? e, araignée Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained araign? e, araignée senses and super strength when he was bitten par a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our montrer where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, ou played as characters in skits. For instance, arc en ciel Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The cul, ass cul, ass Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first jour of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: salut everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....
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