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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:59 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Percy was about to walk into the station when he saw a little chiot standing par the entrance.
Percy: *Sits suivant to puppy* salut there little guy. Did toi run away? I'm gonna pick toi up now, and montrer toi to my boss. I gotta get toi back to wherever toi came from, and I need to tell my boss about this so he won't think that I'm ditching work. *Picks up puppy, and walks into station*
Pete: *In his office lire a book*
Percy: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Percy: I can't sir, it's locked.
Pete: I've been so interested in this book I forgot about locking the door. *Grabs key, then walks to door. He unlocks it*
Percy: I just found this puppy, and I was wondering if toi know where it belongs.
Pete: Oh, that's my neighbor's dog. toi know where my house is right?
Percy: Yeah.
Pete: On the house to the right of mine, that's where the dog belongs. Bring him there for me?
Percy: I'm on it. *Walks away with the dog*
Pete: *Hears his phone ringing, and réponses it* Hello?
Gordon: *In a hotel* Hi Pete. I'm coming back from vacation now.
Pete: How was Chicagoat?
Gordon: Windier then I imagined. It's so cold toi could expect snow.
Pete: In August?
Gordon: Anyway, you'll never guess what happened to me yesterday.
Pete: What happened?
Gordon: I found this beautiful mare, and just when I was about to ask her out, these gangsters came, and pushed me away from her.
Pete: Well, gangsters are assholes. toi be careful coming back here, okay?
Gordon: Yeah, I got it. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Puts phone away, then gets back to lire his book* I'm surprised Gordon didn't shout out-
Gordon: COFFEE CREME!!!
Everypony stared at him.
Gordon: I'm uh.. Looking for my Lost dog, Coffee Creme.
Hotel Pony: chiens are not allowed at this hotel.
Gordon: I was just about to check out anyway. *Leaves hotel* I was so close to not shouting her name. Everytime I see a beautiful mare, I think about her, and I miss her. I just want her back. *Gets into taxi*
Taxi Pony: I'm off duty.
Gordon: I don't care! Get me to Union Station.
Taxi Pony: It's right across the street.
Gordon: Then toi shouldn't have a problem getting me there.
Taxi Pony: *Drives to Union Street* Satisfied?
Gordon: No. Get on the steps.
Taxi Pony: I'll lose my job.
Gordon: I'll die if I have to walk for long distances. Car, on the steps. déplacer it.
Taxi Pony: *Drives taxi onto steps*
Gordon: Thank you. *Gets out of taxi, and walks into the station*
2 B Continued
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:59 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Percy was about to walk into the station when he saw a little chiot standing par the entrance.
Percy: *Sits suivant to puppy* salut there little guy. Did toi run away? I'm gonna pick toi up now, and montrer toi to my boss. I gotta get toi back to wherever toi came from, and I need to tell my boss about this so he won't think that I'm ditching work. *Picks up puppy, and walks into station*
Pete: *In his office lire a book*
Percy: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Percy: I can't sir, it's locked.
Pete: I've been so interested in this book I forgot about locking the door. *Grabs key, then walks to door. He unlocks it*
Percy: I just found this puppy, and I was wondering if toi know where it belongs.
Pete: Oh, that's my neighbor's dog. toi know where my house is right?
Percy: Yeah.
Pete: On the house to the right of mine, that's where the dog belongs. Bring him there for me?
Percy: I'm on it. *Walks away with the dog*
Pete: *Hears his phone ringing, and réponses it* Hello?
Gordon: *In a hotel* Hi Pete. I'm coming back from vacation now.
Pete: How was Chicagoat?
Gordon: Windier then I imagined. It's so cold toi could expect snow.
Pete: In August?
Gordon: Anyway, you'll never guess what happened to me yesterday.
Pete: What happened?
Gordon: I found this beautiful mare, and just when I was about to ask her out, these gangsters came, and pushed me away from her.
Pete: Well, gangsters are assholes. toi be careful coming back here, okay?
Gordon: Yeah, I got it. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Puts phone away, then gets back to lire his book* I'm surprised Gordon didn't shout out-
Gordon: COFFEE CREME!!!
Everypony stared at him.
Gordon: I'm uh.. Looking for my Lost dog, Coffee Creme.
Hotel Pony: chiens are not allowed at this hotel.
Gordon: I was just about to check out anyway. *Leaves hotel* I was so close to not shouting her name. Everytime I see a beautiful mare, I think about her, and I miss her. I just want her back. *Gets into taxi*
Taxi Pony: I'm off duty.
Gordon: I don't care! Get me to Union Station.
Taxi Pony: It's right across the street.
Gordon: Then toi shouldn't have a problem getting me there.
Taxi Pony: *Drives to Union Street* Satisfied?
Gordon: No. Get on the steps.
Taxi Pony: I'll lose my job.
Gordon: I'll die if I have to walk for long distances. Car, on the steps. déplacer it.
Taxi Pony: *Drives taxi onto steps*
Gordon: Thank you. *Gets out of taxi, and walks into the station*
2 B Continued
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe toi pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're toi heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are toi going!?
Master Sword: Didn't toi hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the a dit bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe toi pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're toi heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are toi going!?
Master Sword: Didn't toi hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the a dit bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank toi Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jésus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank toi Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jésus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END