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Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from windwakerguy43
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right now!!
Ditto: We're taking all of the money in this bank!
Master Sword: We don't wanna kill you, so don't make any mistakes!
Bank Pony: *Putting bank inside a bag*
Power Play: Come on, let's go!
poney 53: *Hits alarm*
Leaf Pile: Hey! *Shoots poney that turned on alarm*
Power Play: We warned you. Now take a look at that poney who turned on the alarm!
Bank Pony: *Finishes putting money in bag* Here toi go.
Power Play: *Takes bag* About time, let's go.

Four police cars were heading towards the bank.

Leaf Pile: Let's get to the train station quick!
Ditto: toi go, I got toi covered! *Takes cover behind a car*
Power Play: *Running to train station*
Master Sword, and Leaf Pile: *Following Power Play*
Ditto: *Shoots two bullets at police car*
Police Pony: *Driving one of the cars, and gets shot. He crashes into a pick up truck*
Ditto: *Shoots two bullets in the tire of another police car*
Police poney 2: *Loses control, and crashes into a feu hydrant*
Ditto: *Runs to train station*
Power Play: *Shooting three bullets at security guard*
Ditto: *Arrives*
Power Play: About time toi got here, the security won't give us a break!
Ditto: Leave it to me. *Grabs grenade, and throws it at security guards*
Guard 4: Grenade! *Dies*
Power Play: déplacer up.

The other bank robbers followed Power Play, and they got to a platform where they found a train.

Police Ponies: *Running into train station* Find the bank robbers!
Power Play: There's a train to San Franciscolt, let's get on it!
Master Sword: *Runs to entrance on train*
Ditto: *Follows Master Sword*
Power Play: *Follows Ditto*
Leaf Pile: *Follows Power Play*
Conductor: Hey, you're not allowed to have weapons on the train!
Master Sword: Fuck you! *Knocks conductor onto the ground, and gets on train*
Ditto: *Follows Master Sword*
Power Play: *Follows Ditto*
Leaf Pile: *To conductor* Get this train moving now! *Follows Power Play*
Conductor: Sometimes, I wish I had a different job. All aboard! *Gets on train*
Master Sword: Attention passengers, we're riding the train with you, but don't be alarmed! We won't kill toi unless toi do something stupid.

The train pulled out of the station, and the police ponies arrived just in time to see it leaving.

Police poney 38: They're probably on that train!
Police poney 39: Who knows where that train is going?
poney 36: It's going to San Franciscolt officer.
Police poney 39: Contact the SFPD immediately. I'm gonna ask some ponies about what happened.
Police poney 38: Copy that. *Gets on walkie talkie* One Adam-7, bank robbers have escaped. They're en route to San Franciscolt. Advise the SFPD immediately.
Dispatch: Copy that One Adam-7. Get back to HQ ASAP.

In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police poney 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here par train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police poney 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police poney 36: I'll notify him, and toi must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police poney 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth poney with orange hooves. He was pulling over a poney in a station wagon for speeding when he heard one of the police ponies.

Police poney 94: Detective 46, do toi copy?
Pierce: What is it dispatch?
Police poney 94: We're alerting toi about four bank robbers on their way here par train. Head over to HQ for breifing right now.
Pierce: I just pulled over somepony for speeding. I need to deal with her first, then I'll be at HQ. Over, and out.
Police poney 94: Copy that 46.
Pierce: *Walks out of his car, and goes to the station wagon* Open the window.
Mare: *Opens window*
Pierce: Hi. Let me see your license, and registration.
Mare: What?
Pierce: I a dit let me see your license, and registration.
Mare: I can't hear you!
Pierce: Alright, look. I'm trying to be nice with you. If toi wanna pretend to be deaf, that's your problem, but don't play around with me.
Mare: *Sticks hoof out of window* No, it's not raining. toi should know that. *Drives away*
Pierce: *Grabs his gun, and shoots a tire in the station wagon*
Mare: *Loses control, and crashes into a garage*
Pierce: That wasn't supposed to happen. *Gets in his car, and drives away*

par the time Pierce got to HQ, the commissioner was informed about what Pierce did to the mare in the station wagon.

Commissioner: toi shot the tire of somepony's car.
Pierce: She was speeding away from me. What did toi want me to do, let her get away?!
Commissioner: toi could have called in back up, and the extra units would've stopped her. toi know she died right as soon as her car crashed, right?
Pierce: No. I didn't know that.
Commissioner: And speaking of the car, that was a classic. toi know what an it was?
Pierce: Who cares about what kind of car it was?!
Commissioner: 1978. That was the an the car was manufactured. toi have no respect for anything from the past, do you?
Pierce: Actually I do. I have a Tokarev pistol from World War 2. A gift from my grandfather when he was taking over Berlin, causing the Allies, and Russians to win.
Commissioner: I don't need to know about your grandfather, and what he did to help win that war. Now listen, I'm not sure if toi know about it ou not, but four bank robbers are coming here par train. They robbed one bank in LA, and are now on their way here. toi should go tell your wife.
Pierce: Yeah. She works at one of the richest banks in this town.
Commissioner: I suggest toi go tell her now.
Pierce: I will.

At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let toi know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are toi sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are toi talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, ou in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything toi do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage, and that's all we know about the train. The engine is owned par Amtrak, the cars are owned par Amtrak, the entire thing is par Amtrak.
Nikki: Then it's going to the station in Oatland.
Pierce: How do toi know?
Nikki: The only trains that go into this town are either AlTrain, ou the BART's.
Pierce: I better tell the commissioner then, and have all the other cops know about it. Thanks Nikki. *About to leave the bank*
Nikki: Pierce?
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to look at Nikki*
Nikki: I l’amour you, but do be careful out there.
Pierce: *Knods* I will. *Leaves bank*

As he stepped out of the bank, Pierce heard gunshots.

Pierce: *Runs to his car, and gets on walkie talkie* Detective 46, I heard gunshots par the Federal Credit Union. Shots are being fired south of my position par Smuggler's Cove.
Police poney 93: *On Walkie Talkie* Detective 46, that's us! My partner has just been hit par four armed ponies. Get down here quickly!
Pierce: I'm on my way! *Gets in his car, and drives to Smuggler's Cove*
Bad poney 64: *Shoots four bullets at police poney with a P90*
Police poney 93: *Taking cover*
Pierce: *Parks his car, and runs out with his Tokarev pistol* Freeze! SFPD!
Bad poney 64: *About to shoot Pierce*
Pierce: *Shoots bad poney 64. He looks at the police pony* How many are left?
Police poney 93: Three. They're all inside that building.
Pierce: Come with me. I might need all of the help I can get. *Runs into store*
Police poney 93: *On walkie talkie* Officer Edmunds going into Smuggler's Cove with Detective 46. *Follows Pierce*
Bad poney 96: All of toi stay down. We don't want any of toi civilians getting hurt.
Bad poney 37: *Takes an apple, and eats it*
Bad poney 75: *Sees Pierce, and the police pony* Two cops, get them!
Bad poney 96: *Shoots two bullets*
Pierce: *Taking cover behind door, and shoots bad poney 96*
Police poney 93: I'm going in. *Runs into store, and hides behind a counter*
Bad poney 75: *Shoots door*
Pierce: *Stays behind door*
Police poney 93: *Shoots Bad poney 75*
Bad poney 37: *Runs out the back exit*
Police poney 93: Pierce, the other poney is making an escape!
Pierce: I noticed, follow him. *Runs to the right, and goes towards the exit of the store*
Police poney 93: *Runs to back exit*
Bad poney 37: *Jumps over a car, and is running through a parking lot*
Pierce: *Sees bad pony* Stop!
Police poney 93: *Chasing the bad pony*
Pierce: *Chasing the bad pony*
Bad poney 37: Leave me alone, ou I'll shoot you!
Pierce: *Shoots gun out of bad pony's hoof* Now what hotshot?!
Bad poney 37: *Trips*
Police poney 93: *Stops running*
Pierce: *Stops running* What kind of criminal do toi think toi are? You're pathetic if toi trip while somepony is chasing toi down!
Police poney 93: Take it easy Pierce.
Pierce: *Puts hoofcuffs on bad pony* You're underarrest for murder, and robbery.

A Police car arrived, and Pierce put the bad poney inside it so that he could be taken to jail.

Pierce went to the commissioner. He wanted to tell him about what Nikki told him about the criminals, and what station they would be at.

Commissioner: *On walkie talkie* toi sure about it?
Police poney 66: Yes sir. They showed us the wanted posters, and we saw them with the drugs.
Commissioner: Notify the Coast Guard, and have those drug addicts arrested.
Pierce: *Arrives*
Commissioner: *Turns off radio, and looks at Pierce* What is it?
Pierce: I told my wife about the bank robbers, and she believes they will arrive at the train station in Oatland.
Commissioner: How does she know about it?
Pierce: She knows, because she saw what railway the train was from. How much time before those bank robbers arrive?
Commissioner: About ten minutes.
Pierce: Alert all units waiting for the robbers to go to the train station in Oatland as soon as possible.
Commissioner: Thanks Pierce.
Pierce: *About to leave*
Commissioner: One plus thing.
Pierce: *Turns around*
Commissioner: I want toi to help out a few other officers attempting a drug bust. They have reason to believe the drug ponies are on a freighter about to pass the Golden Neigh Bridge. Meet up with them at Fisher Stallion's wharf.
Pierce: I'm on my way over there now. *Leaves police headquarters*
Commissioner: *Gets on walkie talkie* Attention all units waiting for the LA bank robbers, special update. They are arriving in Oatland, I repeat Oatland. Get to the Amtrak station immediately.

But it was too late. Before any of the officers could get into Oatland, Power Play, Ditto, Master Sword, and Leaf Pile got at the station.

Power Play: Alright, let's make this quick. We need a car.
Ditto: *Sees a red sedan* How about that one?
Power Play: Perfect. Everypony in it now before the cops arrive.

Surprisingly, all of the doors were unlocked.

Master Sword: *Sits in the back with Ditto*
Power Play: *Sits in the driver's seat*
Leaf Pile: *Sits suivant to Power Play*
Power Play: *Sees keys on dashboard* No wonder why all the doors were unlocked. *Takes keys, and puts them in the ignition. He starts the car*
Ditto: That's why I chose it as our getaway car.
Power Play: *Backs out of parking space* Good work Ditto. What would we do without you? *Drives out of the parking space* Now we just gotta enter San Fran, and rob a few banks. After that, we hit a couple of banks around Oatland, and return to LA.

Meanwhile, Pierce arrived at Fisher Stallion's Wharf. He saw three police ponies, and five Coast Guard Ponies.

Pierce: *Exits his car, and walks to the police ponies with the coast guard* What's happening fellas?
Coast Guard poney 3: Chinese Authorities say that a couple of drug dealers are hiding out in a freighter. We see it over there in the Pacific, and it should be passing the Golden Neigh Bridge soon. Once it does, we get in three boats.
Police poney 49: Three ponies per boat.
Coast Guard poney 3: Then, we get on board, and take down the drug dealers.
Pierce: Alright, let's do it.

Pierce got in a bateau with two coast guard ponies. The seconde bateau had the other three coast guard ponies, and the last bateau had all three of the police ponies together.

Pierce: *Driving boat*
Coast Guard poney 1: *In seconde bateau with coast guard ponies 4, and 5*
Police poney 49: *In bateau with police ponies 98, and 66*
Pierce: Alright, I'm gonna get close to the back, and toi two sneak on.

But the drug ponies already saw them, and they jumped off the edge of the ship with jetskis. When they landed in the water, they rode off quickly.

Pierce: Get on the radio, and inform everypony else about the jetskis. I'm chasing them down. *Follows drug ponies*
Coast Guard poney 3: *Gets on radio* Heads up, the drug dealers are escaping on jetskis. We need at least two ponies to make sure that cargo ship doesn't go out of control.
Coast Guard poney 5: I'm calling in extra units.
Coast Guard poney 3: Not enough time. We need to stop that thing now!
Coast Guard poney 5: In that case, I'll go.
Coast Guard poney 1: *Stops bateau par ladder*
Coast Guard poney 5: *Climbs up*
Drug poney 1: *Grabs Skorpion*
Pierce: Look out, he's armed!
Drug poney 1: *Shoots at Pierce*
Pierce: *Taking cover* We need to stop these guys now.
Drug Ponies: *Riding jetskis par the beach*
Ponies: *See the guns, and run away*
Drug Ponies: *Turn right*
Police poney 49: They're turning around.
Pierce: Try, and block them! They might be heading back to that ship.
Drug Ponies: *Passing under the Golden Neigh Bridge*
Pierce: *Follows the drug ponies*
Coast Guard poney 1: *On walkie talkie* How's it going up there?
Coast Guard poney 5: I'm dropping anchor now. This thing should stop soon.
Coast Guard poney 1: Good. Make it quick. We need to go out there, and help out Pierce, and the others.
Coast Guard poney 5: I'm going as fast as I can. *Feels the ship not moving anymore* It stopped. I'm coming back down.
Drug poney 2: *Riding past the ship*
Police poney 66: *Talks into loudspeaker* Stop right now, ou we will shoot you!
Drug Pony: *Shoots Police poney 49*
Police poney 49: *Dies, and leans on steering wheel*

His bateau scraped alongside the ship making this noise for three seconds: link

Police poney 66: *On walkie talkie* Officer down.
Pierce: Is he okay?
Police poney 66: He's dead.
Pierce: Okay Coast Guard, do your stuff.
Coast Guard poney 3: *Grabs an MP5, and shoots at the drug dealers*
Drug poney 2: Head to Alcatraz! We'll go around it once, and we should be able to lose them that way!
Drug poney 1: I got it! *Rides toward Alcatraz*
Drug poney 2: *Follows*
Pierce: *Following the drug ponies*
Coast Guard poney 5: *Gets back on the bateau with coast guard poney 1*
Coast Guard poney 4: It's about time toi got back.
Coast Guard poney 5: It's a big ship.
Coast Guard poney 1: *Drives boat, and makes a 180 degree turn to the right* There they are. Heading to Alcatraz.
Drug Ponies: *Riding jetskis around Alcatraz*
Coast Guard poney 1: I got an idea. *Goes left around Alcatraz*
Coast Guard poney 4: Sir, they're going to the right.
Coast Guard poney 1: I know. I just wanna surprise them.
Drug Ponies: Look out! Another bateau in front of us! *Fall off the jetskis*

The jetskis scraped alongside the coast guard bateau making the same noise the bateau made when it hit the cargo ship. It only lasted for a second.

Pierce: *Stops his boat*
Coast Guard poney 1: *Stops his boat*
Police poney 66: *Stops his boat*
Pierce: toi two are under arrest.
Drug poney 1: Ah, save it!
Drug poney 2: Tell us something we don't know!
Pierce: You'll be in jail for ten years. Maybe more.
Commissioner: *Talks on radio* Detective 46, do toi copy?
Pierce: *Picks up walkie talkie* Yeah, what's up Commissioner?
Commissioner: We got a problem. Get to the Federal Credit Union Bank quickly.
Pierce: On my way. *Puts away walkie talkie* Get me back to Fisher Stallion's wharf. Will you?
Coast Guard poney 2: You're the driver.
Pierce: *Drives bateau back to Fisher Stallion's wharf*

Pierce got to the Federal Credit Union bank, and saw four police cars there.

Pierce: *Stops his car in front of the bank* What happened?
Police poney 46: Those bank robbers got out of the station before any of us could reach them. One of our units saw them in the Fillmore District.
Pierce: Where's Nikki?
Police poney 46: She's inside.
Pierce: I swear, if any of those bank robbers hurt her.. *Quickly walks into bank* Nikki?
Nikki: *Sitting on bench* Over here Pierce.
Pierce: *Sits down suivant to Nikki* What happened?
Nikki: There were three robbers. One of them knocked me onto the ground, and the other two started taking the money.
Pierce: How much did they take?
Nikki: $75,000.
Pierce: Did they hurt you?
Nikki: Just my head, and my back.
Pierce: *Hugs Nikki* I swear, I'm gonna kill those four for what they did to you!
Commissioner: toi will do no such thing.
Pierce: *Stands up* What?
Commissioner: Those four are wanted alive par the LAPD.
Pierce: I know you're in charge, but toi need a reminder of what those bank robbers did. They shot, and killed a few officers, robbed banks, and now they hurt my wife.
Commissioner: Revenge isn't going to solve anything.
Pierce: It will for me.
Commissioner: Promise me toi won't kill those four no matter what.
Pierce: Alright, I promise. Can toi tell me what kind of car they had?
Commissioner: A red late model Flam.
Pierce: Thank you.

Pierce left the bank, and got into his car. He wanted to go visit a friend in Oatland when he saw the red car that Power Play, and his gang stole. They were on the baie Bridge, just leaving San Franciscolt.

Ditto: *Counting money* We're gonna live like kings gentlecolts.
Power Play: Even better then kings. We live as multimillionaires.
Master Sword: toi don't mind if I put on the TV in this thing, do you?
Power Play: Not at all, go ahead.
Master Sword: *Gets TV hanging from ceiling* I still can't believe this thing as a TV inside it.
Leaf Pile: Lucky for us the doors were unlocked with the keys inside here.
Master Sword: *Turns on an episode of On The Block* I heard this was good.
Leaf Pile: Yeah. There's one skit called The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Master Sword: Okay, let's see what it looks like. *Skips to The Story Of Corporal Agarn*

In the TV

Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn.

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn

In the car, Master Sword stared at disbelief. He never remembered playing as a corporal in a comedy skit.

Master Sword: When did this happen?
Leaf Pile: Well actually this is the pilot episode. I think it was filmed sometime in September last year.
Master Sword: I really don't remember playing as a Corporal. I mean look at him. Can toi hear what he's saying? He's such an idiot! Why would I play as some stupid Corporal that had no clue about what he was doing? *Turns off TV*
Ditto: Aw, come on, I wanted to see that!
Master Sword: No. *Looks out back window and sees Pierce in his car* Say, that's a nice Chevy over there. I wonder why the driver looks angry.

Song: link

They went through a tunnel, and onto another part of the baie Bridge.

Power Play: *Drives 50 miles an hour*
Pierce: *Follows Power Play*
Power Play: *Looks to the right as he continues driving on the bridge*

When they got off of the bridge Pierce stayed behind Power Play, and his car.

Power Play: *Turns right off the highway*
Pierce: *Takes the same right turn Power Play took*
Power Play: *Driving on the baie Bridge Trail*
Pierce: *Stays behind Power Play*
Power Play: *Takes a right onto a ramp*
Pierce: *Takes a right onto the ramp*

They were now on another bridge heading towards another highway.

Power Play: *Takes a right, and goes over a trainyard*
Pierce: *Also turns right to go over the trainyard*
Leaf Pile: *Looks to the trains on the right*
Power Play: *Goes into the left lane*
Pierce: *Stays in the right lane*
Power Play: *Passes a big rig*
Pierce: *Gets into the left lane to pass the big rig. par the time he passes it, he goes back into the right lane*
Power Play: *Drives under a train bridge*
Pierce: *Gets into left lane as he passes the train bridge*

The were both driving on the Nimitz Freeway for a while. When they went over the train tracks, Power Play wanted to find an exit off the freeway.

Pierce: *Looks at the trainyard to the left*
Power Play: *Goes all the way to the right, and passes three cars*
Pierce: *Goes all the way to the right*
Power Play: *Sees an exit, but decides not to take it*
Pierce: *Follows Power Play on the freeway*
Power Play: *Drives under another bridge*
Master Sword: *Looks at Pierce*
Pierce: *Staring at Master Sword's car*
Power Play: *Takes an exit off the highway*
Pierce: *Follows Power Play onto the exit*

Both ponies slowed down to follow the speed limit, twenty five miles an hour.

Power Play: *Drives past an intersection, and continues going straight*
Pierce: *Follows Power Play*
Power Play: *Decreases his speed to 20 miles an hour, and passes a Railroad Crossing*
Pierce: *Passes the Railroad crossing*
Power Play: *Gets to another intersection, and turns left*
Pierce: *Turns left*
Power Play: *Stops at another intersection to let a poney traverser, croix the street. Then he drives straight*
Pierce: *Slows down, but continues to follow Power Play*
Power Play: *Sees another railroad crossing in front of him*

The crossing gates started going down as the lights flashed.

Power Play: *Stops at Railroad crossing*
Pierce: *Stops behind Power Play*
Leaf Pile: *Sees a freight train going across the railroad crossing*
Master Sword: *Looks at Pierce*
Power Play: *Looks at Master Sword, then at Pierce*
Pierce: *Taps his hooves on the steering wheel to the rhythm of the music*
Ditto: *Sees the end of the freight train*
Power Play: *Waits for the gate to raise. Once it does, he starts to drive at 20 miles an hour*
Pierce: *Follows Power Play at the same speed*
Power Play: *Turns right*
Pierce: *Follows Power Play*
Master Sword: Okay okay, stop the music! We've been going too long without anything to say! Power Play, I think we're being followed!
Power Play: I agree. Let's lose him. *Floors it, and turns left*
Pierce: *Turns on sirens, and follows Power Play*
Power Play: *Turns right*
Pierce: *Turns right, but nearly hits a car*
Power Play: *Turns right twice*
Pierce: *Drifts on the two right turns*
Power Play: *Turns right onto Fruitvale Avenue*
Pierce: *Drifts onto Fruitvale Avenue*
Power Play: *Drives straight, and goes over 100 miles an hour*
Pierce: *Rams a car out of his way, and continues to chase Power Play*
Power Play: *Passes another car*
poney 38: *Stops car, and honks horn*
Pierce: *Passes the car, and follows Power Play*
Power Play: *Turns left onto Foothill Boulevard*
Pierce: *Turns left, and lowers window*
Ditto: *Lowers window on his door, and grabs a gun*
Pierce: *Shoots the back window three times*
Ditto: *Shoots another car*
poney 9853: *Stops*
Pierce: *Nearly hits the car Ditto shot, but continues to chase Power Play*
Power Play: *Honks the horn four times as he drifts right onto Mitchell Street*
Pierce: *Turns right, and hits the lamp post*
Master Sword: *Shoots the tire on Pierce's car*
Pierce: *Shoots both back tires on Power Play's car*
Power Play: *Crashes into another car*

As he ran away, Ditto, Master Sword, and Leaf Pile followed him.

Pierce: *Stops his car, and grabs a Mossberg 500 shotgun. He runs out with it* Get back here toi losers!
Power Play: In that house, let's go! *Runs into house*
Ditto: *Runs into the house*
Master Sword: *Runs into the house*
Leaf Pile: *Runs into the house*
Pierce: *Sees the house, and takes cover behind a car*
Power Play: *Gets onto the seconde floor, and sticks an AR15 out the window*
Pierce: Come out there now! I'm a police pony!
Power Play: *Shoots a bullet, and hits the car*
Pierce: Drop your weapons ou I'll kill you!
Power Play: *Shoots three bullets*
Pierce: *Dodges the bullets, and returns fire*
Power Play: *Gets hit*
Master Sword: He got Power Play! I'm gonna make sure he doesn't die!
Ditto: *Shoots ten bullets at Pierce*

All ten bullets hit the car windows.

Pierce: *Shoots Ditto*
Leaf Pile: *Closes door*
Master Sword: toi alright Power Play?
Power Play: *Dead*
Master Sword: Speak to me buddy! Come on! *Takes Power Play's gun, and shoots twenty six bullets at Pierce*
Pierce: *Goes to take cover behind another car, and shoots Master Sword*
Master Sword: *Dies*
Leaf Pile: *Opens door to shoot two bullets, then closes door*
Pierce: *Shoots three shotgun shells at door*

The door opened, and Leaf Pile fell out. He was dead.

Pierce: *Looks at the house, then looks around the town. Three ponies are staring at him with their mouths open* It's okay everypony. *Grabs his police badge* Go back to whatever it was toi were doing.
Mare 93: toi took out all those guys par yourself?
Pierce: Yeah.
Mare 93: Impressive. I'm glad that the police have ponies like you.
Ditto: *Slowly stands up* Where's my gun?
Mare 93: *Tries to Kiss Pierce*
Pierce: No, I'm married.
Mare 93: *Shrugs, and walks away*
Ditto: *Grabs his gun, then walks out the house. He points the gun at Pierce* YOU!
Pierce: *Turns around to look at Ditto. He points his gun at Ditto* Drop it, ou else.
Ditto: ou else what?! toi ruined everything!
Pierce: Your plan was already ruined before toi decided to create it.
Ditto: Well I ain't dropping my weapon.
Pierce: toi don't have to. *Shoots Ditto*
Ditto: *Dies*
Pierce: *Walks away from the house*

Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but toi might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are toi doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the commissioner told him not to kill them.

At home, Pierce talked about it with Nikki.

Pierce: *Sitting at table, tableau drinking Colta Cola*
Nikki: *Brings a plate of meatloaf to Pierce* Here toi are my handsome police stallion.
Pierce: Thanks Nikki. *Eats a piece of meatloaf* Do toi remember those bank robbers that took all of the money from that bank?
Nikki: Yeah?
Pierce: I killed them.
Nikki: toi what? I thought the Commissioner a dit not to kill them!
Pierce: Screw the Commissioner. What does he know? If he had enough common sense to operate a toaster, he would've donné me permission to kill them.
Nikki: What has gotten into you?
Pierce: I don't know. Whatever it was must've left after I killed those four.
Nikki: What if toi lose your job?
Pierce: I don't care if I lose my job. I had to do what I had to do. Plain, and simple. *Eats another piece of meatloaf* Plain, and simple, I don't get that. Why do ponies say plain, and simple?
Nikki: Please don't change the subject-
Pierce: I'm not, I'm just asking a question. Plain, and simple. Why don't we say simple, and plain? ou maybe, for pilots, simple, and airplane. Speaking of planes-
Nikki: Pierce!
Pierce: *Stops talking, and looks at Nikki*
Nikki: I'm worried about you.
Pierce: Don't be. I'm in perfect health. Watch this.

Pierce stood up, and started doing jumping jacks. He was going so fast that par the time ten secondes past, he did twenty six jumping jacks.

Pierce: Let's see somepony else do it as fast as me.
Nikki: Alright, I get it. *Remembers something* What about the money?
Pierce: What money?
Nikki: The money those ponies a volé, étole from the bank I work at.
Pierce: What about it?
Nikki: toi have to return it.
Pierce: The robbers left it in their car, and I told the commissioner about it. He probably got somepony else to pick it up already.
Nikki: toi told the commissioner about the car?
Pierce: He doesn't know about the murders. Not yet anyway. All I know is that the money is most likely gone.
Nikki: Well. So much for the seventy five thousand dollars.
Pierce: I might be able to find something.

suivant day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car toi saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do toi have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also a dit that some ponies witnessed a green earth poney with a red, and yellow mane, with orange hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind toi of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do toi know have red, and yellow manes, with orange hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green poney toi see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course toi do. toi fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: toi can't feu me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't toi pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did toi say?
Pierce: I a dit go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before toi go, I want toi to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise toi cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*

Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.

Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need toi to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are toi doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.

There were four knocks on the door.

Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police poney 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a minute ago. Maybe he left?
Police poney 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows chercher warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! toi leave right now!
Police poney 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police poney 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what toi wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police poney 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police poney 94 five times*
Police poney 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police poney 40 in the neck*
Police poney 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: toi got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*

They both got in, and drove away quickly.

Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are toi gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he accidentally had one of his hooves go over a red lazer, setting off an alarm.

Pierce: Oh no! *Sees time bombs* Wait a second. *Takes a time bomb*
Nikki: What do we do now?!
Pierce: Wait there, I'll be with toi soon. *Gets a bag full with $193,000, and runs to entrance*

Both ponies ran out of the entrance.

Pierce: *Grabs bomb* See that alleyway across the street?
Nikki: Yeah?
Pierce: Go in there, and wait for me.
Nikki: *Runs to alleyway*
Pierce: *Puts bomb under his car, and sets it to go off in 90 seconds. He runs to the alleyway*
Nikki: toi ain't gonna blow your car up, are you?
Pierce: I don't want to, but it'll distract the cops.

Police sirens could be heard.

Pierce: Let's go. *Runs down the alleyway*
Nikki: *Follows Pierce*
Police Ponies: *Stop their cars par Pierce's car*
Police poney 61: Set up defensive positions, lets go!

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. Pierce's car blew up, which made the police cars blow up, killing all the cops.

Pierce: *Sees a poney standing par a truck* Is this your truck?
Poor Pony: Yes sirree.
Pierce: *Gives poney 500 dollars* We need a ride. *Gets into truck*
Poor Pony: Sure thing.
Nikki: *Sits suivant to Pierce*
Poor Pony: *Gets in driver's seat, and starts the car. As he drives out of the alleyway, he crashes into a sports car, then he swerves to the right hitting an SUV* Where do toi want me to take you?
Pierce: Just go as far south as toi can, and don't hit anymore cars.
Poor Pony: toi got it buddy. *Drives truck*

A few hours later, they were far away from San Franciscolt. The poney driving the truck saw that they were driving around in a desert.

Poor Pony: toi sure this is where toi wanna be?
Pierce: Yeah, as far south as toi can go.
Poor Pony: Mexico. Does that sound okay?
Nikki: I'm fluent in Spanish, so I wouldn't mind living there. What about toi Pierce?
Pierce: I'm okay with Mexico. Let's go there.
Poor Pony: Alright good. *Stares at the steering wheel* Am I holding the correct steering wheel?
Pierce: What are toi talking about?
Poor Pony: I see three stearing wheels here. Also, I think I grew two pairs of legs.
Nikki: He's drunk.
Poor Pony: What do I do?
Pierce: toi better pull over, and let me drive.
Poor Pony: Good idea. *Stops truck*

Pierce, and the poor poney switched places. Then they continued on their way.

The suivant day, they arrived at the Mexican border.

Pierce: *Stops at border*
Patrol Ponies: *Looking into car* What are toi three doing?
Pierce: Going into Mexico.
Patrol poney 3: Do toi have any drugs?
Pierce: No.
Patrol poney 2: I can tell par the look in your eyes you're telling the truth. Go on through.
Pierce: Gracias amigos. *Drives away*

Now they were in Mexico.

Pierce: salut buddy.
Poor Pony: Yeah?
Pierce: How much money did toi pay for this truck?
Poor Pony: I paid twenty five grand for this machine when it was brand new in '94.
Pierce: What if I gave toi fifty thousand dollars for this truck right now? toi wouldn't have it anymore, but toi could buy a brand new car.
Poor Pony: You'd do that for me?!
Pierce: Yep. *Pulls truck over, and gives the poor poney fifty thousand dollars* And if you're lucky, toi could even buy a house.
Poor Pony: *Takes fifty thousand dollars* Oh thanks a lot Mister! I'll never forget this. *Gets out of truck*
Pierce: *Drives away*
Poor Pony: *Jumps up* YES!! *Jumps up again* I GOT FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
Nikki: *Glares at Pierce*
Pierce: What? He needed the money, and we needed the privacy. Besides, we still have over a hundred thousand dollars.
Nikki: I still don't think toi should've donné him that money.
Pierce: Equestrian dollars are worth plus money in Mexico. toi could buy a thousand tacos with only a twenty dollar bill.
Nikki: In other words, we're rich.
Pierce: That's right. We'll build our own mansion, and live in a life of luxury. We can even get the same jobs we had back in San Franciscolt.

And that's exactly what they did.

The End
Ok before toi read the fanfic I want toi guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I posté it a while il y a but I made some changes to it. I also posté it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter par chapter. Feel free to tell me what toi think and If toi have any suggestions ou see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...
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(I asked toi all a question if I could do a story of Fluttershy and Rarity. Since no one answered, I assumed that it would be a yes. So here I go with "The Fair Fluttershy".)

It was a beautiful jour in the peaceful Ponyville, where everyone was just doing their normal errands and such. Let's get to Carousel Boutique, where Rarity is having a few customers in the store. "Simmer down now!" she called out to the customers making a commotion of bargains. They wanted to buy something badly that they were becoming a little too crazy. One of the customers accidentally tripped over something and knocked...
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Hasbro sent many copyright claims regarding the distribution of TV episode as a violation of copyrights and threatened to take action if the site showed any refusal.

they refused to comply so the emailed Hasbro this statement.
Thanks for your concern [sic]. Since we are merely spreading friendship and? magic we feel that we’re protected par princess Celestia herself. Also, we are not based in the US – so US law does not apply to us.
Please feel free to download the episodes from our website in order to
learn about accepting, friendship and happiness too.

Hasbro was not happy and forced the site...
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It had been a couple hours after Zecora had donné the bad news to Ponyville about poor Cheerilee and her run-in with the Sleeping Purple Daisies. Some of the citizens had shed a few tears upon hearing what happened, and a handful of them were Cheerilee's students. But the one that had been hit par it the most powerful was Big Macintosh. He had really cared for her all this time. He had burst into tears for those couple of hours, never stopping. He loved her too much to not stop because, though rarely, he would think about her for a long time without stopping. Now, he won't ever stop thinking...
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 Luna standing with celestia
Luna standing with celestia
One jour in canterlot luna prepares her dress to go to the galloping gala in her room. It is made of the finest silk and a diamond shaped as a moon on her flank "I can't wait to montrer Daniel this dress" says luna with glee! She sows on silk that looks like her cutie mark on the other side of her flank. Daniel, a guard captain knocks on the door. Luna panics and hides the dress in her closet and réponses the door Daniel bows and says "luna your majesty, princess celestia would like toi to get ready mam." Luna smiles and says "okay toi are dismissed Daniel" While luna gets ready Daniel leaves and...
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(All rights go to Pen Stroke on FiMFiction.com. I do not own "Past Sins".)


“I told toi we shouldn’t have used her,” arc en ciel Dash barked at Applejack.

“Oh hush up,” cidre fort, applejack snapped back. “She was the only unicorn we could find who had a special talent for magic, and even that was a long shot.”

“So, my little ponies,” Nightmare Moon began, ending the disagreement and forcing the five mares to take notice of her, “what am I going to do with you?”

“Do whatever toi want, toi can’t make us talk!” Dash shouted defiantly.

“Yeah!” Pinkie Pie agreed, only to look quizzically...
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It was a fine jour in the town of Ponyville, whereas everypony was doing their usual business, whether it be going around doing errands, meeting up with other ponies, ou just to have some entertainment going on. At Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie just came in, ready to start business with the Cake family. But something wasn't right with her... "If only I had somepony to hang out with. As in having a coltfriend," Pinkie said. She was feeling rather lonely, though there were a lot of stallions to meet up with and have a relationship with. Unfortunately, most of them were already taken, and that felt...
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All of my life, I've wanted to be a professional DJ. One to create original music, the one that will persuade ponies to come and listen as they strut their stuff on the dancefloor.
    
    But sadly that goal won't be made. I only expose my DJ-ing and remixes to myself. I live in Ponyville. A small town lying in Equestria ruled par Princess Celestia and Luna who run the successful monarchy.
    
    This is the type of town that everypony knows everypony. But, it seems that nopony knows me in particular. I tend to...
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Dear Celestia, I'm starting to think you all don't appreciate my opinions! XD I am doing my top six favorites because of the Mane Six.

6.) Lyra and Bon Bon

Even though these two aren't canon as being friends, I see them together a lot during Season one. Nothing that I know of in Season two. Lyra and Bon Bon are seen walking together, talking together and basically hanging out. If these two weren't background characters, I think they'd be the best of friends.

 Lyra and Bon Bon
Lyra and Bon Bon


5.) Rarity and Fluttershy

I just love Rarity and Fluttershy! They are the best of friends! Can you believe...
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I've seen a couple of posts like this on the internet and I'm not sure how I feel about it. However, I could see it happening since we already have humanized ponies. These are the actors and actrices that I think can pull off the characters. This liste will only have the mane six, Spike, the princesses, the royal couple, and the CMC.
The mane six and spike will get two haut, retour au début choices and the others will get one.

Twilight Sparkle
1. Zooey Deschanel
I was never a big fan of her until I recently started to watch her montrer New Girl. I always though she was pretty, but I l’amour her in New Girl. I think she...
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I thought about this a lot and decided to write an article about it. If you've noticed, most ponies have cute markings that explain their name. For example, when Lyra was born, they named her Lyra, and this name defines the future sweet mark. Because when Lyra got a little older, playing the lyre became her special talent. So how does this happen? Do their parents see the future? Not just Lyra's parents, but others as well. Let's start with Minuette, for example. Minuette means minute in Italian and the sweet sign of Minuette is an hourglass. How did Minuette's parents name her for her future...
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