cul, ass cul, ass Inn

Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arc en ciel as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A poney arrived at the cul, ass cul, ass Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one plus letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There toi are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if toi don't ma******te in that video, I'll montrer everypony in here an embarrassing photo of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing photo is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: toi know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are toi talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are toi accusing us of sending toi that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if toi want, we could protect toi from whoever sent toi that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know toi guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted toi guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for toi in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: toi could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*

After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting suivant to a delivery van.

Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench manteau Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse

Flashback

Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!

End flashback.

Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench manteau poney 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench manteau Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench manteau ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench manteau poney 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot par trench manteau pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench manteau Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench manteau Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his Friends aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: toi weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did toi get into my car?
Mercury: par populaire demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing toi did montrer up out of nowhere.

suivant day.

Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill toi anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since toi have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing photo I promised to bring in.
Marisa: toi never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd montrer it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*

Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.