The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, Brianna, and James were standing par the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.

Gary: It looks great. What do toi two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about toi James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If toi don't start laughing, I'll kick toi out of here, and toi won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Walks into classroom* What have we here?
Gary: We made a masterpiece.
Ms. Schultz: Of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Do toi know why they call these things chalkboards?
Brianna: Actually, they're called blackboards.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: First of all, they call these things chalkboards, because you're supposed to write down stuff on here using chalk. Nothing else. Also, before toi painted on this thing, it was green, not black.
Gary: Now it's even better then green. It's red, yellow, blue, orange, brown, and-
Ms. Schultz: I am not interested in what couleurs are on there. Why did toi even paint on here?
Gary: We made a mural. toi know how some ponies create stories with their murals? Well this is our story, the history of Ms. Schultz's classroom.
Ms. Schultz: How come I see a griffon wearing a Nazi uniform?
James: Oh, that's Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We figured that since toi two had the same last names, one of toi would time travel, and meet up with each other.
James: Together, toi would see, here, and know nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Well I can't know nothing, otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher.
Gary: Sure toi would. You'd just be dumber then toi are now.
Ms. Schultz: What would toi do if I wasn't teaching you?
Gary: I'd personally take over for you. And, *Gets a paintbrush with grey paint*
James: *Whistling taps*
Audience: *Laughing*

Gary started to paint Ms. Schultz's grave par the school.

Ms. Schultz: toi think I would die?
Gary: Actually it was Sunny's idea.
Sunny: *Sleeping, but wakes up* What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: And you'd take over for me if I died.
Gary: Yep.
Ms. Schultz: toi wouldn't last an entire jour as a teacher.
Gary: Oh yes I would. I'll do it right now.
Ms. Schultz: Okay. *Goes to Gary's desk, and sits down* What do we do first Mr. Gary?
Gary: First, we get rid of Lauren.
Lauren: Why me?
Gary: Because toi smell like shit, and nopony wants to deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: I do not!
Ms. Schultz: He's actually right, toi do smell bad.
Lauren: *Stands up, and walks towards the door*
Ms. Schultz: Where do toi think you're going?
Lauren: To the principal. I'm going to tell him that you, and Gary are bullying me.

At the Principal's office.

Principal: toi smell like shit. Get back to class.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: Ugh. *Leaves principal's office, and goes back to class*

Meanwhile in the classroom.

Gary: We are not getting rid of the mural.
Ms. Schultz: Why not?
Gary: Because it's not right. toi just don't get rid of murals. Did toi ever see that mural downtown? Nopony tried to get rid of that.
Ms. Schultz: No, but it was vandalized.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It doesn't mean they got rid of it.
Lauren: *Returns to class*
Gary: What are toi doing back here?
Lauren: The principal told me to come back here, because he is also making fun of me. How much did toi pay him to say the same thing you, and Gary said?
Ms. Schultz: I didn't pay him anything.
Lauren: Then my life sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Now in our lesson we were going over, multiplication is done par adding a number par itself a certain amount of times. For instance, 6 times 3 equals 18, because toi are adding 6 par itself three times.
Maria: Didn't we already learn this?
Gary: Yeah, but if toi don't pay attention, you'll fail!
Maria: But we already learned about it.
Gary: I don't care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Rolls her eyes* So far so good.

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