Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.
Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are toi gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*
As Pierce was gathering the money, he accidentally had one of his hooves go over a red lazer, setting off an alarm.
Pierce: Oh no! *Sees time bombs* Wait a second. *Takes a time bomb*
Nikki: What do we do now?!
Pierce: Wait there, I'll be with toi soon. *Gets a bag full with $193,000, and runs to entrance*
Both ponies ran out of the entrance.
Pierce: *Grabs bomb* See that alleyway across the street?
Nikki: Yeah?
Pierce: Go in there, and wait for me.
Nikki: *Runs to alleyway*
Pierce: *Puts bomb under his car, and sets it to go off in 90 seconds. He runs to the alleyway*
Nikki: toi ain't gonna blow your car up, are you?
Pierce: I don't want to, but it'll distract the cops.
Police sirens could be heard.
Pierce: Let's go. *Runs down the alleyway*
Nikki: *Follows Pierce*
Police Ponies: *Stop their cars par Pierce's car*
Police poney 61: Set up defensive positions, lets go!
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. Pierce's car blew up, which made the police cars blow up, killing all the cops.
Pierce: *Sees a poney standing par a truck* Is this your truck?
Poor Pony: Yes sirree.
Pierce: *Gives poney 500 dollars* We need a ride. *Gets into truck*
Poor Pony: Sure thing.
Nikki: *Sits suivant to Pierce*
Poor Pony: *Gets in driver's seat, and starts the car. As he drives out of the alleyway, he crashes into a sports car, then he swerves to the right hitting an SUV* Where do toi want me to take you?
Pierce: Just go as far south as toi can, and don't hit anymore cars.
Poor Pony: toi got it buddy. *Drives truck*
A few hours later, they were far away from San Franciscolt. The poney driving the truck saw that they were driving around in a desert.
Poor Pony: toi sure this is where toi wanna be?
Pierce: Yeah, as far south as toi can go.
Poor Pony: Mexico. Does that sound okay?
Nikki: I'm fluent in Spanish, so I wouldn't mind living there. What about toi Pierce?
Pierce: I'm okay with Mexico. Let's go there.
Poor Pony: Alright good. *Stares at the steering wheel* Am I holding the correct steering wheel?
Pierce: What are toi talking about?
Poor Pony: I see three stearing wheels here. Also, I think I grew two pairs of legs.
Nikki: He's drunk.
Poor Pony: What do I do?
Pierce: toi better pull over, and let me drive.
Poor Pony: Good idea. *Stops truck*
Pierce, and the poor poney switched places. Then they continued on their way.
The suivant day, they arrived at the Mexican border.
Pierce: *Stops at border*
Patrol Ponies: *Looking into car* What are toi three doing?
Pierce: Going into Mexico.
Patrol poney 3: Do toi have any drugs?
Pierce: No.
Patrol poney 2: I can tell par the look in your eyes you're telling the truth. Go on through.
Pierce: Gracias amigos. *Drives away*
Now they were in Mexico.
Pierce: salut buddy.
Poor Pony: Yeah?
Pierce: How much money did toi pay for this truck?
Poor Pony: I paid twenty five grand for this machine when it was brand new in '94.
Pierce: What if I gave toi fifty thousand dollars for this truck right now? toi wouldn't have it anymore, but toi could buy a brand new car.
Poor Pony: You'd do that for me?!
Pierce: Yep. *Pulls truck over, and gives the poor poney fifty thousand dollars* And if you're lucky, toi could even buy a house.
Poor Pony: *Takes fifty thousand dollars* Oh thanks a lot Mister! I'll never forget this. *Gets out of truck*
Pierce: *Drives away*
Poor Pony: *Jumps up* YES!! *Jumps up again* I GOT FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
Nikki: *Glares at Pierce*
Pierce: What? He needed the money, and we needed the privacy. Besides, we still have over a hundred thousand dollars.
Nikki: I still don't think toi should've donné him that money.
Pierce: Equestrian dollars are worth plus money in Mexico. toi could buy a thousand tacos with only a twenty dollar bill.
Nikki: In other words, we're rich.
Pierce: That's right. We'll build our own mansion, and live in a life of luxury. We can even get the same jobs we had back in San Franciscolt.
And that's exactly what they did.
The End
Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are toi gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*
As Pierce was gathering the money, he accidentally had one of his hooves go over a red lazer, setting off an alarm.
Pierce: Oh no! *Sees time bombs* Wait a second. *Takes a time bomb*
Nikki: What do we do now?!
Pierce: Wait there, I'll be with toi soon. *Gets a bag full with $193,000, and runs to entrance*
Both ponies ran out of the entrance.
Pierce: *Grabs bomb* See that alleyway across the street?
Nikki: Yeah?
Pierce: Go in there, and wait for me.
Nikki: *Runs to alleyway*
Pierce: *Puts bomb under his car, and sets it to go off in 90 seconds. He runs to the alleyway*
Nikki: toi ain't gonna blow your car up, are you?
Pierce: I don't want to, but it'll distract the cops.
Police sirens could be heard.
Pierce: Let's go. *Runs down the alleyway*
Nikki: *Follows Pierce*
Police Ponies: *Stop their cars par Pierce's car*
Police poney 61: Set up defensive positions, lets go!
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. Pierce's car blew up, which made the police cars blow up, killing all the cops.
Pierce: *Sees a poney standing par a truck* Is this your truck?
Poor Pony: Yes sirree.
Pierce: *Gives poney 500 dollars* We need a ride. *Gets into truck*
Poor Pony: Sure thing.
Nikki: *Sits suivant to Pierce*
Poor Pony: *Gets in driver's seat, and starts the car. As he drives out of the alleyway, he crashes into a sports car, then he swerves to the right hitting an SUV* Where do toi want me to take you?
Pierce: Just go as far south as toi can, and don't hit anymore cars.
Poor Pony: toi got it buddy. *Drives truck*
A few hours later, they were far away from San Franciscolt. The poney driving the truck saw that they were driving around in a desert.
Poor Pony: toi sure this is where toi wanna be?
Pierce: Yeah, as far south as toi can go.
Poor Pony: Mexico. Does that sound okay?
Nikki: I'm fluent in Spanish, so I wouldn't mind living there. What about toi Pierce?
Pierce: I'm okay with Mexico. Let's go there.
Poor Pony: Alright good. *Stares at the steering wheel* Am I holding the correct steering wheel?
Pierce: What are toi talking about?
Poor Pony: I see three stearing wheels here. Also, I think I grew two pairs of legs.
Nikki: He's drunk.
Poor Pony: What do I do?
Pierce: toi better pull over, and let me drive.
Poor Pony: Good idea. *Stops truck*
Pierce, and the poor poney switched places. Then they continued on their way.
The suivant day, they arrived at the Mexican border.
Pierce: *Stops at border*
Patrol Ponies: *Looking into car* What are toi three doing?
Pierce: Going into Mexico.
Patrol poney 3: Do toi have any drugs?
Pierce: No.
Patrol poney 2: I can tell par the look in your eyes you're telling the truth. Go on through.
Pierce: Gracias amigos. *Drives away*
Now they were in Mexico.
Pierce: salut buddy.
Poor Pony: Yeah?
Pierce: How much money did toi pay for this truck?
Poor Pony: I paid twenty five grand for this machine when it was brand new in '94.
Pierce: What if I gave toi fifty thousand dollars for this truck right now? toi wouldn't have it anymore, but toi could buy a brand new car.
Poor Pony: You'd do that for me?!
Pierce: Yep. *Pulls truck over, and gives the poor poney fifty thousand dollars* And if you're lucky, toi could even buy a house.
Poor Pony: *Takes fifty thousand dollars* Oh thanks a lot Mister! I'll never forget this. *Gets out of truck*
Pierce: *Drives away*
Poor Pony: *Jumps up* YES!! *Jumps up again* I GOT FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
Nikki: *Glares at Pierce*
Pierce: What? He needed the money, and we needed the privacy. Besides, we still have over a hundred thousand dollars.
Nikki: I still don't think toi should've donné him that money.
Pierce: Equestrian dollars are worth plus money in Mexico. toi could buy a thousand tacos with only a twenty dollar bill.
Nikki: In other words, we're rich.
Pierce: That's right. We'll build our own mansion, and live in a life of luxury. We can even get the same jobs we had back in San Franciscolt.
And that's exactly what they did.
The End
So I was just thinking about the mane six and their elements and blah blah blah. So anyway, I just want to share my opinion with toi guys. Honestly, I think the elements hold the whole story of MLP together. The elements are basically the foundation for Friendship is Magic. In the first episode, the elements were what defeated Nightmare Moon. They also defeated Discord and did some other stuff.. But what if the Elements did not exist? Would MLP be good, worse, ou better off without them? Sorry this was so short I kinda am slacking off on article écriture these days. What would MLP be like without the elements?
Ahem.
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious vidéos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever ou wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, ou they are just trolling.
If toi people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious vidéos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever ou wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, ou they are just trolling.
If toi people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..