suivant day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car toi saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do toi have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also a dit that some ponies witnessed a green earth poney with a red, and yellow mane, with orange hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind toi of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do toi know have red, and yellow manes, with orange hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green poney toi see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course toi do. toi fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: toi can't feu me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't toi pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did toi say?
Pierce: I a dit go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before toi go, I want toi to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise toi cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need toi to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are toi doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police poney 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a minute ago. Maybe he left?
Police poney 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows chercher warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! toi leave right now!
Police poney 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police poney 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what toi wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police poney 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police poney 94 five times*
Police poney 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police poney 40 in the neck*
Police poney 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: toi got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car toi saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do toi have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also a dit that some ponies witnessed a green earth poney with a red, and yellow mane, with orange hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind toi of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do toi know have red, and yellow manes, with orange hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green poney toi see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course toi do. toi fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: toi can't feu me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't toi pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did toi say?
Pierce: I a dit go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before toi go, I want toi to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise toi cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need toi to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are toi doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police poney 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a minute ago. Maybe he left?
Police poney 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows chercher warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! toi leave right now!
Police poney 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police poney 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what toi wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police poney 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police poney 94 five times*
Police poney 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police poney 40 in the neck*
Police poney 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: toi got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
As far as i can tell Bronies are seperated into three types each having subtypes.
Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover
Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)
Type 3: Music
Just musique I Don't Really know if there are subcategories toi can tell me in the commentaires if toi want
Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover
Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)
Type 3: Music
Just musique I Don't Really know if there are subcategories toi can tell me in the commentaires if toi want
SweetieBelle: Thanks for flying us over.
Derpy: Mwa.. Still beats Saten's job.
CUTAWAY:
Saten Twist is seen having to watch over Fluffle Puff for a while. And much to his annoyance, Fluffle Puff is nibbling on one of back hooves the whole time.
Saten: *groans* That payment better be worth it
END CUTAWAY:
AppleBloom: Well. Still appreciated.
SweetieBelle: Let's hope we're not to late.
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. I thought toi 'wanted' Rarity's design ruined.
SweetieBelle: That was when I suffered in silence, about thinking she was always out shining me.
Scootaloo: *annoyedly* Suffered in 'silence'
SweetieBelle: Yes. But after Luna approaching my dreams. I had a change of heart.
AppleBloom; Then let's go! *they run ahead*
Scootaloo: Suf... *angrily* SILENCE!?
TO BE CONTAINUED.
Derpy: Mwa.. Still beats Saten's job.
CUTAWAY:
Saten Twist is seen having to watch over Fluffle Puff for a while. And much to his annoyance, Fluffle Puff is nibbling on one of back hooves the whole time.
Saten: *groans* That payment better be worth it
END CUTAWAY:
AppleBloom: Well. Still appreciated.
SweetieBelle: Let's hope we're not to late.
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. I thought toi 'wanted' Rarity's design ruined.
SweetieBelle: That was when I suffered in silence, about thinking she was always out shining me.
Scootaloo: *annoyedly* Suffered in 'silence'
SweetieBelle: Yes. But after Luna approaching my dreams. I had a change of heart.
AppleBloom; Then let's go! *they run ahead*
Scootaloo: Suf... *angrily* SILENCE!?
TO BE CONTAINUED.