My Little Poney Article: Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 3

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posted by Canada24

Let me take a moment to thank those who stood par my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case toi haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..

YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).

AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fired it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now toi two better hurry on there.
Saten: Aren't, toi gonna come.
Chimney: toi kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why toi chose it.
Saten: Yeah well., I can't stay with my stupid mother, Maddy no more. She hasn't changed. She's still the abusive, drunken mare, she always was.. She did a shitty job raising me, and she clearly hasn't changed..
Chimney: Yeah. Only she's a prositute now.
Derpy: Could we say that?
Chimney: Just did.

ON THE MOVING TRAIN:
Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.

CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!!
END CUTAWAY:

Saten: Sorry. What was that.. Still having jour nightmares about my mothers 'revealing' outfits.
Stallion: Hey. Can toi idiots keep it down.
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give toi a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violant punched in the face, but surprisingly par Derpy instead of Saten.
Stallion: toi broke my nose!...... toi aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of toi wait now.
Derpy: Thanks.. I guess.
Derpy: Anyway. What now?
Saten: Only one thing TOO do..

SOON AFTER:

Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ...... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
(they both laugh, and high five).

TO BE CONTAINUED

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My Little poney Pictures

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poney Personality Test

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feu dash: A Link Between Death part 1

posted by jordy_dash

It was the early years of celestia, celestia and Luna had just turned discord to stone, their brother feu dash was heavely injured as before celestia and luna used the elements of harmony, he fought discord and this is his story

"Brother, we must retrieve the elements, untill then stay in the castle" a dit celestia, her mane waving in the wind,
"I will sister, toi can always trust me" the young prince a dit bowing his head then he looked to his other sister, luna
"sister, remember that when toi return toi teach me how to control fire" Luna then laughed at this and a dit to her brother with cheer...

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Equestria Girls plot summary

posted by johnnyrivera

Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her accueil dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back a dit artifact par winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won a dit vote three times over,...

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Dirty Harry Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Peter's wife, Kayla

At the hospital, a poney on a lit was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed par news reporters.

News: Can toi tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying toi beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If toi touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend toi of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*

Harry was at another hospital where...

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The truth about Queen Chrysalis' Life: PART 1

posted by soomin1208

Yes, yes. Queen Chrysalis may be evil....but she was not always evil. I had a meeting with Queen Chrysalis, and....her life was completely ruined when she was only 10. Lets start....

A loooooooong time ago, when Celestia, Luna, Discord, Cadence, Chrysalis, and Sombra were only fillies in school, Chrysalis was a beautiful alicorn. She wasn't evil at all. They all went to the same school, and the same class (3rd grade). Nopony had their cutiemarks yet. Lots of colts loved Chrysalis because of her sweetness, and beauty. But for some reason, Cadence hated her.

In class, with Celestia, Luna, Sombra,...

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Golden Iris part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.

Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with toi Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see toi have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.

The two Friends drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.

Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do toi know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can toi get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Another title screen

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do toi want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow...

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Score has gone missing part 3...........We gotta rescue her!

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

All the little ponies headed to Nikki's farm, because they knew they would find something militaryish to put on.

Pacifica: Oh my, my, my! What kind of house is this?!
Azura: This, is called a barn.
GW: She's right, right now, we're in a barn.
Pacifica: Ewww! Dirt! I stepped on dirt! AHHHH! *faints*
MH: Seriously?!?! She faints because of dirt?!?
Nikki: Eeyup.
Stormy: Yes.
CS: True.
Azura: Look girls! I found a military uniform! (Holds uniform up to everypony)
CS: Whoa...
GW: AWESOME!
MH: Cool!
Nikki: *chuckles* well would ya look at that! Azura found my Halloween costume Ah wore...

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 1: Nightmares

posted by MinervaHoot

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some cupcakes shoutouts, so if toi haven't read Cupcakes, please do. commentaires will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement par the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie a dit she was sorry, her expression a dit a different story. A week after...

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my little pony:tree Friends are magic chapter1

posted by flippy_fan210

Flippy(not flipped out)

Intro:this is my first crossover fanfic with 2 cartoons, it probably isn't that great.

Chapter 1:Flip out
It was a normal jour for twilight sparkle, Spike was doing chores and she was getting ready to go to one of Pinkie pie's parties. There was someone new in ponyville, and from what Twilight heard from Pinkie, he's pretty cool. She was walking to sugarcube corner nopony was outside, which meant Pinkie had invited everypony in ponyville. When she got to sugarcube corner the party was in full swing, all the party nourriture was out and there were plenty of games and music, typical Pinkie pie party....

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Twilight's Adventure In Darkness Part 1

posted by Mylittlecute12

Twilight was studying on a normal jour when suddenly all the lights went out.
When Twilight looked outside everything was dark!
How could this be! a dit Twilight.
Twilight went outside to see what was causing the darkness.
Maybe Zecora can help me! a dit Twilight.
So Twilight Sparkle was heading to the Everfree Forest to find Zecora.
It was dark but Twilight wasn't afraid she was running when suddenly she finds a green unicorn trapped in a hole.
I will help toi a dit Twilight.
So Twilight pulls the Green unicorn up from the hole.
I am émeraude and thank toi so much a dit the green unicorn.
Your welcome a dit Twilight.

To be continued........................

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A Canterlot Wedding - Review

posted by StarWarsFan7

There was nothing entirely wrong with this episode. Afterall, it was a season finale. It had awesome songs: B.B.B.F.F, This jour Arias, Love is in Bloom. My favori out of those songs is This jour Arias. It has great vocals provided par Princess Cadance and Queen Chrystalis. Speaking of, I want to marry Shining Armor's voice ou someone with his voice. It was perfect. I swear I died when I heard him say, "Twilee[/i]. I thought it was very cute how he and Twilight Sparkle were so close before she came to Ponyville. It was sweet of him to l’amour Twilight Sparkle even though she was upset with him...

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My fan-pony's cutie-mark story(Electra)

posted by shadowknuxgirl

~Just another lonely filly~

(Note: This is told from Electra's point of view.)

I sighed as I slowly trotted across the clouds. Again, I was alone. I had friends, sure, but they weren't BEST friends. I always thought the reason that I didn't have best Friends was because of the way I looked. My manteau was the same color as Nightmare Moon's. Most filly's had bright, vibrant colors. But I was pitch black. My mane was always frizzy, no matter how hard I tried to brush it. Though its dark and light yellow couleurs were plus inviting, it didn't help much. Though on dimmer days, ou when it was night, ou any dark area, my mane and...

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The problem with Applebloom: Part 7

posted by shadowknuxgirl

"All done!" The filly snickered.

"What are we gonna do first, what are we gonna do first?" Applebloom asked rapidly, unable to wait any longer. "Let's see here,..." Twilight said, opening a "Sleep-over" guide-book. "How about a make-over?" Twilight asked. "Make-overs? Hmm..." Applebloom stated as she began to think, "OK! But toi go first!" Twilight got some make-over supplies out from the closet and brought them over to Applebloom. "Alright!", Twilight said, "Make me look prettier than Rarity!" After a while, Applebloom finally finished her "masterpiece". "All done!" The filly snickered. "Take a look!" Applebloom couldn't...

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The problem with Applebloom:Part 3

posted by shadowknuxgirl

"What could be more fun than organizing books?"

"Twilight, toi lied to me!" Applebloom moaned "This is boring!" "BORING?!" Twilight exclaimed, "What could be plus fun than organizing books?" Applebloom gave her an "Are-you-serious?" look. "Um, how about NOT organizing books?" Applebloom stated, as if the answer couldn't be plus obvious. "Fine, we can take a break, what do toi want to do?" Twilight sighed. "Hm..." Applebloom thought for a brief moment,"can we get some ice cream?" "Ice cream?" Twilight thought aloud, "I guess that wouldn't be so bad, sure!" But as soon as Twilight opened the door, Applebloom rushed out of the house faster...

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Fluttershy

posted by StarWarsFan7

When Fluttershy is first introduced in the series, she barely manages to tell Twilight Sparkle her name out of shyness, going so far as to be reduced to whimpering in fear. However, she becomes very conversational when she notices Spike the baby dragon, and implores him to tell her "everything" (which he does), all the way to Twilight's residence.

She is terrified of full grown dragons and repeatedly freezes in place when she and her Friends go on an expedition to confront a dragon in Dragonshy. Twilight Sparkle encourages her and tells her that her understanding of animaux will come in handy...

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The Cutie Mark Chronicles

posted by StarWarsFan7

♥Apple Jack♥
Before she became one of her family's best pomme gatherers, cidre fort, applejack tried her hoof at the sophisticated life. cidre fort, applejack leaves the farm and heads to the big city of Manehattan to rejoindre her Aunt and Uncle Orange, who promised to shape up the little filly into that of elegance. During an evening get-together with some of the other regal Equestrians, AJ tells them how much she loves the city with her new high-society accent, but she causes a raise of eyebrows when she mentions the life she left behind. Thankfully, her awkward moment is interuppted as dîner arrives. But it turns...

arc en ciel Dash

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