In the précédant part of this episode of The History Of Equestria, we saw the Union Pacific take the salade Bowl Express from San Franciscolt. Now, it has arrived in Chicagoat, and CSX will take over from here.
Max: I'm gonna drive the train the rest of the way. How was toi trip so far?
Camera Pony: Excellent.
Max: Well good. Let's get into the locomotives.
Once they get into the engines, the train leaves Chicagoat. Then, it takes eight hours to get into Manehattan, as the train follows the Hudson River Line.
Applejack: *Inside her barn* Whoa whoa whoa, that's the same place that we were talking about earlier with Amtrak.
Interviewer: I wasn't interviewing you, but okay.
Applejack: Oh really? What's with the camera, and the questions in your book then?
Interviewer: It was about something else. Can we just get back to the video?
Applebloom: *Arrives* salut sis', what was with all that film inside our house?
Interviewer & Applejack: *Staring at each other* That doesn't sound good.
Unfortunately, due to the fact that a certain SOMEPONY Lost some film of ours, we cannot montrer toi the train going to Manehattan, but we can montrer it to toi in Manehattan.
Audience: Okay!
So, we're in Manehattan, and The salade Bowl Express is stopping in the yards.
Max: *Stops train in yards* Well, I guess my fifteen minutes of fame is up, huh?
Camera Pony: Yeah.
Max: *Laughing* It was an honor having toi as a special guest on my train.
Camera Pony: And it's gonna be an honor having toi in this video.
Max: *Laughing* Thanks dude, I appreciate it.
Now, for unloading the boxes of vegetables from the train. It's just like chargement up the train, only in reverse. We showed this video to some ponies, and here's what they a dit about it.
Derpy: That was awesome, especially how they had two trains going there at the same time.
Interviewer: Uh Derpy, there was only one train. Are toi sure your cross-eyed isn't messing with your mind?
Derpy: I'm sure. All I want to do now is have a muffin, and blow bubbles.
Maud: There weren't any rocks, but the video was good.
Pinkie Pie: Zhey need engines from Germaneigh, und zhen it vould be awesome.
Interviewer: Why are toi talking like that?
Pinkie Pie: *Very happy* I'm German!
Interviewer: Oh yeah, I forgot. Heil Hitler.
Pinkie Pie: Not zhat kind of German. Zhe cheerful kind zhat likes to eat chocolate, drink soda, und throw parties with lots of candy!
Interviewer: Ah. I see.
2 B Continued
Max: I'm gonna drive the train the rest of the way. How was toi trip so far?
Camera Pony: Excellent.
Max: Well good. Let's get into the locomotives.
Once they get into the engines, the train leaves Chicagoat. Then, it takes eight hours to get into Manehattan, as the train follows the Hudson River Line.
Applejack: *Inside her barn* Whoa whoa whoa, that's the same place that we were talking about earlier with Amtrak.
Interviewer: I wasn't interviewing you, but okay.
Applejack: Oh really? What's with the camera, and the questions in your book then?
Interviewer: It was about something else. Can we just get back to the video?
Applebloom: *Arrives* salut sis', what was with all that film inside our house?
Interviewer & Applejack: *Staring at each other* That doesn't sound good.
Unfortunately, due to the fact that a certain SOMEPONY Lost some film of ours, we cannot montrer toi the train going to Manehattan, but we can montrer it to toi in Manehattan.
Audience: Okay!
So, we're in Manehattan, and The salade Bowl Express is stopping in the yards.
Max: *Stops train in yards* Well, I guess my fifteen minutes of fame is up, huh?
Camera Pony: Yeah.
Max: *Laughing* It was an honor having toi as a special guest on my train.
Camera Pony: And it's gonna be an honor having toi in this video.
Max: *Laughing* Thanks dude, I appreciate it.
Now, for unloading the boxes of vegetables from the train. It's just like chargement up the train, only in reverse. We showed this video to some ponies, and here's what they a dit about it.
Derpy: That was awesome, especially how they had two trains going there at the same time.
Interviewer: Uh Derpy, there was only one train. Are toi sure your cross-eyed isn't messing with your mind?
Derpy: I'm sure. All I want to do now is have a muffin, and blow bubbles.
Maud: There weren't any rocks, but the video was good.
Pinkie Pie: Zhey need engines from Germaneigh, und zhen it vould be awesome.
Interviewer: Why are toi talking like that?
Pinkie Pie: *Very happy* I'm German!
Interviewer: Oh yeah, I forgot. Heil Hitler.
Pinkie Pie: Not zhat kind of German. Zhe cheerful kind zhat likes to eat chocolate, drink soda, und throw parties with lots of candy!
Interviewer: Ah. I see.
2 B Continued
Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, ou I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: toi know.. Maybe toi and I could be the suivant to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, ou I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: toi know.. Maybe toi and I could be the suivant to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a nuage of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a nuage of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.