THE suivant DAY:
Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. toi haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol toi got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If toi say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If only toi were able to go.
Saten: Who says I'm not.. I have a rendez-vous amoureux, date for it too..
Applejack: NO!
Saten: Oh come on. Give me one good reason why toi shouldn't.
AppleJack: I can name 'ten' good reasons.
Saten: I'll give toi 40 dollars*
AppleJack: ... *groans* Finnne.. But only as a friend.. Very.. Very.. Uncomfortable friendship.
Saten: good enough for me.
AppleJack: And promise your stop spying on me so much.
Saten: I don't spy on you.
AppleJack: toi just were!
Saten: No I... Fine
TO BE CONTAINUED
Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. toi haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol toi got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If toi say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If only toi were able to go.
Saten: Who says I'm not.. I have a rendez-vous amoureux, date for it too..
Applejack: NO!
Saten: Oh come on. Give me one good reason why toi shouldn't.
AppleJack: I can name 'ten' good reasons.
Saten: I'll give toi 40 dollars*
AppleJack: ... *groans* Finnne.. But only as a friend.. Very.. Very.. Uncomfortable friendship.
Saten: good enough for me.
AppleJack: And promise your stop spying on me so much.
Saten: I don't spy on you.
AppleJack: toi just were!
Saten: No I... Fine
TO BE CONTAINUED
Please read this: I am warning toi of a fan fic that will make toi not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet pomme massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death lire cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff toi must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget lire :(