With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville for a while.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in l’amour with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* toi are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...
SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!
Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie toi are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully.. I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: Haha! I'm gonna be rich!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What toi gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if toi buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery ou whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' plus expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't l’amour me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID @#$%IN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.
THE END!
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in l’amour with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* toi are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...
SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!
Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie toi are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully.. I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: Haha! I'm gonna be rich!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What toi gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if toi buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery ou whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' plus expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't l’amour me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID @#$%IN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.
THE END!
Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, ou I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: toi know.. Maybe toi and I could be the suivant to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, ou I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: toi know.. Maybe toi and I could be the suivant to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a nuage of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a nuage of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.