My Little Poney Article: Ponies On The Rails episode 58 part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Everyday, everypony is kept working busy on the Union Pacific, but they don't mind. They enjoy their work, and couldn't think of anything better to do.

Song: link

Conductor: All aboard!
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Another jour another dollar.
Stylo: toi a dit it.
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice, as he drives his train out of the station*

Meanwhile in the yards.

Wilson: *Pushing freight cars down the hump at 5 miles an hour*
Snowflake: *Checking freight cars* Go a little slower.
Wilson: Got it. *Slows train down to 3 miles an hour*
Worker: *Uncouples freight cars*
Snowflake: Good.
Metal Gloss: *Walking into yards*
Snowflake: Metal Gloss, your train is ready to go.
Metal Gloss: Got it. *Goes to another train*
Percy: *Putting oil in the valve gear of Metal Gloss' engine*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives* Hi.
Percy: salut Metal, I'm just making sure the valve gear has enough grease, and oil.
Metal Gloss: It looks great Percy. Thanks. *Climbs into engine*
Percy: Working par yourself today?
Metal Gloss: Yeah, I'll be fine. This engine burns oil, so I can operate this train par myself.
Percy: *Backs up from train* You're good to go.
Metal Gloss: *Blows whistle, and rings cloche, bell as she drives her train out of the yards*

Back at the station

Pete: Attention, the suivant passenger train for North Platte will arrive in two minutes.
Passengers: *Buying tickets, and goes onto station platform*
Pete: Too bad Gordon is driving the train.

On Sherman Hill.

Gordon: *Driving passenger train* No, I don't believe it.
Mirage: Okay, toi don't have to believe it. I'm just saying that when a car's tire get flat, and toi continue driving, toi rip it up into shreds, and it just falls off.
Gordon: Yeah, whatever. *Passes red signal*
Mirage: toi just passed a red signal.
Gordon: The plus the merrier.
Mirage: *Confused par what Gordon said*
Metal Gloss: *Blows whistle, and passes Gordon on the other side of the line*
Gordon: Ugh, I hate steam engines.
Mirage: Well, our railway is scrapping plus of them. All we have are those Northerns, the challengers, and the big boys.
Gordon: *Slowing train down*
Mirage: *Looks out window of his engine*
Gordon: *Stops train at station*
Pete: *Walks onto platform* Mirage, I got a job for you.
Mirage: Oh good, what is it?
Pete: Come into my office, and I'll tell you.

As the two ponies went into Pete's office, plus passengers were getting onto Gordon's train.

Gordon: Well, looks like I'm on my own.
Conductor: All aboard.
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Gordon: Adios Cheyenne. *Blows horn twice*

What job was Pete want to give Mirage?

Find out in the suivant part of Ponies On The Rails, which will be posté on here tomorrow. Or, today if someone posts a commentaire on this part.

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On The Block Episode 25 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, toi need to screw up plus when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to toi buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll montrer an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, ou just give toi the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 95 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: toi know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in arc en ciel Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't toi just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? toi didn't really have to carry me....

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I thought about it.. And I AM gonna post my Trixie's funhouse remake on this

posted by Canada24

Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is montrer how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if toi were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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On The Block Episode 23 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to...

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Blondlionezel's haut, retour au début 5 Least-Favorite Characters in Fiction

posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning! This liste contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another haut, retour au début list! Today, we're going over my haut, retour au début 5 least favori characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying animé characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are donné to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 Heroes (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...

On The Block Episode 19 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did toi get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 9

posted by Canada24

Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What toi doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, toi NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go accueil and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk toi home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do toi still l’amour me!?...

On The Block Episode 18 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to...

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My Corvette

Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the précédant part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...

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On The Block Episode 15 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was watching plus television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still montrer that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...

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haut, retour au début tn cupcakes crossovers

posted by Canada24

everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: cupcakes COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....

On The Block Episode 13 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope toi enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if toi didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI poney who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed par that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground par Saten...

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On The Block Episode 9 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating Christmas at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do toi like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...