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 General Itov
General Itov
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arc en ciel Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she would find a discovery that would be with her for a long time.

Twilight's private plane was flying in Russia. The purple Alicorn jumped out, and flew safely to the ground.

Russian poney 35: *Attempts to shoot Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield, making the bullets hit the Russian pony*
Russian poney 24: AH! *About to coup de poing Twilight*
Twilight: *Chokes Russian poney with magic*
Nazi Captain: Princess, we're glad to have toi here with us.
Twilight: I'm sure toi are. How many casualties have we taken?
Nazi Captain: Twenty of our soldiers have been shot.
Twilight: How many did the enemy take?
Nazi Captain: Five, including the two soldiers toi just killed.
Twilight: I'll help us win this battle, but I need your gun.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight an MP40, and a pistol*
Twilight: And the ammo.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight ammo*
Twilight: And all your grenades.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight five grenades* What am I suppose to do without any weapons?
Twilight: Do what all officers do if they fail to succeed in this war. *Chokes captain with magic, and kills him* You're fired.

Fighting music: link

Twilight: *Shoots three Russian Ponies*
Russian poney 67: *Throws grenade*
Twilight: *Makes grenade go back at Russian pony*
Russian poney 67: *Gets killed par grenade*
Twilight: *Sees barrier* (I have to get passed that barrier.)
Russian poney 3: *Tries to shoot Twilight*
Twilight: *Taking cover par tree* Man, play with your communist Friends instead of trying to kill me.
Russian poney 3: *Shoots plus bullets at Twilight*
Twilight: *Shoots Russian Pony* Now, to take down that barrier. *Sees boulder, picks it up with magic, and smashes barrier*
Russian Ponies: *Charging from barrier towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade at Russian Ponies*
Russian Ponies: Retreat! *Get killed par grenade*
Twilight: Thank toi for making this job easy. *Runs pass barrier*
Griffons: *Taking cover from Russian Ponies* Princess Twilight, they have a machine gun set up on our position. See if toi can take them down.
Twilight: Pleasure is all mine man. *Flies up into the sky* I should be able to see the-
Russian Pony: *Shooting machine gun at Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield* Machine gun. *Flies back down to griffons* They have the machine gun set up at a building not far from here. Fly with me, and try to kill them. *Flies up into the air*
Griffons: *Flying with Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield protecting herself, and Griffons* Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting Russian Ponies*
Twilight: Good. Now keep up the good work while I go find General Itov. *Flies away*

Along the way, she met two changelings.

Changeling 35: Princess, we found General Itov for you. Follow us.
Twilight: I'm right behind you.
Changeling 34: *Flies with other changeling, and Twilight* He's at that house your highness.
Twilight: Perfect. *Lands on ground with the two changelings*
General Itov: *Walks out of building* Twilight! Whatever toi want, toi won't find it here!
Twilight: Man, toi can't escape a princess with a black man's voice. Celestia may have put that curse on me, but I'm evil, and I don't care.
General Itov: *Grabs Rocket Launcher* Turn back now! *Shoots rocket*
Twilight: *Creates shield*

The blast did no harm to Twilight, but it killed the two changelings par her.

Twilight: *Shoots two bullets at General Itov*
General Itov: *Jumps up in air, and kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Falls on ground* Man, you've got a strong kick. I'll give toi that.
General Itov: *Attempts to kick Twilight again*
Twilight: *Moves out of way* But you're still not good enough to kill me. *Pulls trigger on MP40* Wait a minute, I'm gotta reload.
General Itov: *Punches Twilight in the face*
Twilight: *Grabs pistol* ou I could execute you.
Two Russian Ponies: *Charging towards Twilight with rifles*
Twilight: *Creates shield, and shoots both Russian ponies*
General Itov: I will call for plus reinforcements if toi don't surrender!
Twilight: *Grabs General Itov with magic* I have a better idea. How about toi surrender?

plus music: link

Twilight: *Throws General Itov into building*
General Itov: Ah! *Coughing blood*
Twilight: *Pointing gun at General Itov* toi ain't alone man. Where is your commander?
General Itov: Being evil has clouded your mind. toi killed my commander a long time ago.
Twilight: Then he won't care about me killing you.

She was just about to shoot him, when a grey poulain, colt grabbed the gun with magic, and was pointing the gun at Twilight.

General Itov: *Gasp*
Twilight: *Looks at colt, and then at General Itov, then back at the colt* A son.
Colt: *Continues pointing gun at Twilight*
General Itov: Jeff!!
Twilight: *Chokes General Itov to death with magic*
Nazis: *Run into building*
Nazi Officer: Princess Twilight. *Sees Jeff, then points at him*
Nazis: *About to shoot Jeff*
Twilight: *Uses magic to take pistolets away from Nazis, and shoot them with the guns*
Jeff: *Looks at Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at Jeff* Come with me. plus soldiers will be here soon.

Okay, stop the music.

Twilight took Jeff to Nazi Headquarters in Ponyville. She used a spell to change him into a stallion, and he was now at the age of 22.

Jeff: *Sitting in a chair*
Twilight: toi were little when I found you. Now, you're going to help me with a few jobs, and learn some magic from me.
Jeff: *Slowly stands up* What do toi want me to do first Princess?
Twilight: I want toi to go do some training first. toi should be able to find the training area on your own.
Jeff: As toi wish Twilight.

Jeff left Twilight in the room, and went par himself to the training room.

2 B continued
 Jeff as a colt.
Jeff as a colt.
 Jeff as a stallion
Jeff as a stallion
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad jour for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To montrer toi what we're talking about, let me montrer toi four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do toi think toi have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help toi find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
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YTP is short for Youtube poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
video
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arc en ciel dash
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fluttershy
my little poney
My Little Poney
 Searin' (Blazin's mom, suivant to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the poulain to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied par Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me plus nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is par far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
And now, it's time for fanmail from your favori six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, par giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think toi sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...
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In the précédant part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad toi get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, ou western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...
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added by SteamPunkOtaku
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian poney 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored par Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
My name is érable Syrup.

I'm married to a stallion named Buttered Pancake, and our baby, Gummy ours is just the cutest little filly toi could ever see.

But this is how we met.


It was Nightmare Night. Because me and him met that night it was one of favori Nightmare Nights of all time. Anyway, I was trick-or-treating with my old friends, gelée haricot, fève and Gum Drop. We came to a house that was blue. Blue was my favori color, so I asked gelée and Gum if I could go in. "Why can't we go in?" gelée asked. "'Cause favori color houses are the best." I said, simply.

Maybe too much simply.

But, I was right....
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Rarity was about to montrer off her design, when Sweetie Belle ran in. Soon turning it into a chase seqence.


SweetieBelle: Here's the truth... I was upset at toi for stealing the spotlight from me at the play, so I pulled out the center stitch to the casque so it would fall apart.
Rarity: *angry* What!?
SweetieBelle: But then I realized I didn't want your future to be ruined forever and ever, so I came back to change it before it was too late! So... here it is. It's all fixed. Please forgive me.
Rarity: Forgive you!? How could I forgive yo-
Sweetie Belle: *puppy eyes*
Rarity: *sighs* finnnnne


THE END..

It was probably abit weird having Satan Twist himself, only two small appearances.
Hopefully the suivant one, his first centre episode.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
It was a bright jour in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their Friends were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two secondes ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this rose one!" a dit the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." a dit the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has plus conspiracies than Gravity...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Nikki finished Meadow's work in the yards, she went to the station to see what was going on.

Michael: Is that so?
Stallion 2: Yes. We're having a shortage of engineers in El Paso, and we need Meadow to come work with us until we get plus engineers.
Michael: But Meadow is one of the only two engineers that I have.
Stallion 1: Who's the other one?
Nikki: *Arrives* I finished working in the yards.
Stallion 3: Excellent Miss West, please sit down with us.
Nikki: *Sits down*
Stallion 1: Your sister is being transferred to work in another town for the time being.
Nikki: What?
Stallion 3: She will...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And introducing the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West, and Meadow West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 52

Welcome To The Southern Pacific

August 15, 1956

If toi have read...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.

Emily: Where are toi going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told toi about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean toi have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with toi not being with me, and Howard montrer up, and destroying the dîner I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of toi talking about?
Emily: Somepony...
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added by PinkieDash11
 Bob Newhart
Bob Newhart
Theme song: link

This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily.

Everyday toi can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist.

One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.

Bob: Come in.
Carol: *Enters room* Good morning Mr. Newhart. I just wanted toi to know that a poney came all the way here from Chicagoat to work as a dentist.
Bob: And, you're telling me this because?
Carol: Well, he...
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