My Little Poney Article: Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 9

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While I was with Con, and Discord, arc en ciel Dash was trying to get into the building.

arc en ciel Dash: We have to save Sean, and Con!
Fenix: Nein! It's too dangerous. Any of Discord's soldiers could be in there waiting for us.
arc en ciel Dash: I can't believe this. toi are supposed to be tough, being a leader of an army, and all that.
Fenix: I don't know what your version of being tough is, but my version is not being an idiot, and getting shot.
arc en ciel Dash: Well toi know what? If toi won't go in there, I will. *Runs insides*
Fenix: Dash no!

Dash yes! Because Discord was pouring some acid into a pool near us.

Discord: If toi try to run away, I'll use my magic to throw toi into this acid.
Sean: toi wouldn't dare.
Discord: I will then. Oh, and just to make sure toi won't run away. *Grabs walkie talkie* Shadow, get in here.
Con: Shadow? I thought toi killed him!
Sean: No, all I did was interrogate him, and them I knocked him out.
Con: That's all toi did?
Sean: I guess. I didn't know at the time! I thought he was dead, but I didn't coup de poing him hard enough.
Con: Punching somepony once isn't going to kill them!
Sean: Actually, it is possible, but toi wouldn't know that, because you're not as strong as I am.
Con: When we finish this mission, I'll fight you, and we'll find out who's stronger.
Sean: If we finish this mission, remember, we're being held hostage.
Discord: Ahem! Please, shut up, and let me continue being evil!
Sean: par all means.
Discord: Thank you.
Shadow: *Arrives* toi called for me Discord?
Discord: Yes, about a minute ago.
Shadow: Well I heard these two idiots arguing, and I decided to wait a while.
Discord: Alright, we've done enough arguing for one fanfiction, thank toi very much. Now, I suppose you're wondering why I got the Mexicans, out of all the forces of evil to rejoindre me.
Sean: No. We already know why.
Discord: Oh really?
Con: Yeah, toi want to take over the world, but toi need their help.
Discord: That is correct, toi did know. But I felt like telling toi anyway, since I'm the villain, and I'm supposed to tell toi what my plan was, and how it finishes towards the end of the story.
Con: Wait. It's getting towards the end already? Man, I wish these fanfictions were longer.
Discord: Well, too bad! Once I'm through with you, toi won't be featured in another fanfiction. Ever!
Sean: That doesn't bother me. I know I'm not going to be in anymore fanfictions, unless it has nothing to do with My Little Pony.
Con: He's talking about me!
Discord: What did I tell toi about the arguing?!
Sean & Con: Sorry Discord.
arc en ciel Dash: *Arrives* Sean!
Discord: Shoot her! I'm making my escape. *Runs away*
Sean: Oh no toi don't! *Follows Discord*

Fighting music: link

arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks Shadow*
Shadow: *Punches arc en ciel Dash*
Discord: *Running upstairs*
German Ponies: *Arrive*
Fenix: There's Discord, shoot him!
Germans: *Shooting at Discord*
Discord: *Jumps on bridge*
Sean: *Jumps on bridge, but nearly falls off*
Con: Leave her alone Shadow!
Shadow: *Shoots Con*
Sean: *Sees Con* Oh well, at least he didn't shoot-
Shadow: *Shoots arc en ciel Dash*
Sean: ... arc en ciel dash.
Discord: Oh, your partner, and your special somepony is dead.
Sean: Just because they got shot doesn't mean they're dead.
Discord: Oh well. *Grabs lever, and makes bridge go up*
Sean: Wait a minute, why is the bridge going up? *Sees ceiling moving* Where are toi taking us?
Discord: To the top. toi still have to commit suicide.
Sean: For you? No way. *Punches Discord*
Discord: You're going to regret that. *Kicks Sean*
Sean: Ah! *Moves backwards toward the edge*
Discord: Don't fall off yet. Wait until we get to the haut, retour au début of this building.
Sean: *Punches Discord with two hands*
Discord: Ow.
Sean: Two hands are better then one in combat.
Discord: *Grabs gun* Well, two hands are not better than a gun in combat.
Sean: *Grabs his gun* Don't pull that trigger, ou you'll be the one getting killed.
Discord: Oh come on!

We reach the haut, retour au début of the building.

Discord: Well, we're at the top.
Sean: *Kicks Discord* I told toi I'm not gonna commit suicide for your pleasure. *Punches Discord*
Discord: Agh! *Bleeding, and laying down towards the edge*
Sean: toi can try to kill me all toi want, but toi do not hurt my friends.
Discord: It was Shadow who killed Con, and Dash.
Sean: Well he works for you, doesn't he?
Discord: Oh please, just give me a chance.
Sean: What about arc en ciel Dash, ou Con? Did toi give them a chance? *Shoots floor near Discord's feet* Huh?!
Discord: *Getting closer to edge*
Sean: DID YOU?!!!?
Discord: Uhm, n-n-n-n-yes?
Sean: *Grabs wooden board, and hits Discord*
Discord: *Falls off building*
Sean: *Watching Discord fall towards ground*

Discord was dead, and now I had to get back to Con, and arc en ciel Dash to see if they were okay.

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Autobiography Chapter 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 5
Where I am now

Today, there are a lot of great people on here, but much of the people that started this fandom left. Most people are upset because of this, but I have a way on getting past those kind of situations. For me, all that matters is the people I get to hang out with, and the ones that I enjoy being with are

In Alphabetical order

Alinah09 - She has a bright personality, and is awesome at roleplay.
Applejackrocks1 - She's inspired me to do great things, and has become my best friend. She's nice to everyone, and everyone's nice to her.. ou at least, everyone should be nice to...

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Autobiography chapter 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 3
New fan

By October 2012, I joined the fandom. It was wonderful with the music, and the fanfics (Though a few call it Fimfics I think) and I had to find a way to be a part of the group. I did. I had the great idea of combining Sonic The Hedgehog with My Little poney in a fanfic called Hedgehog In Ponyville. The main character was the one I created, and he accidentally ended up in Equestria while trying to avoid Dr. Robotnik, the main villian of the story. The first two parts were commenté on par a user named Epicskyrim54. He liked it, but I don't think he got a chance to read the rest...

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Autobiography chapter 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 2
Finding out

I first heard of My Little poney when I was 9. I didn't like it, but a few of my Friends (they were girls) made me play with them. I was embarrased at first, but I couldn't let them down. At that time I didn't know that the ponies my Friends were playing with, were scary G3 ponies. I didn't even know myself!

4 years later, I was watching Spongebob Squarepants when a commercial came on for a Princess Celestia toy. I was pissed off, and didn't even know about the bronies back then. Maybe they weren't even around yet. Perhaps they started being bronies toward the beginning of...

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CHAPTER 6

posted by Canada24

"Having re read cupcakes currently.. I still found it as serprisingly inspiring as I use too.. Particalary par the writer. Honestly one of the most inspirating writers I've seen for these types of stories.. His descriptions.. Simply amazing. In fact. In this chapter, I'm trying use the same type of moods ou whatever.."

CHAPTER 6:

When Twilight finally gained consciousness she found herself in a unnervingly dark room.

"Goodie, your awake" a dit a sudden, fairly deep voice. Witch sounded almost familiar to the young mare.

At that point, Twilight a shadowy figure within the dark, staring back her with...

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It's a mad mad mad mad world part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Culpepper was hiding a floor above the group that wanted to take the money from him.

Spike: Where is he?
Shining Armor: He has to be around here somewhere.
Culpepper: *drops suitcase*
Sean: Upstairs!! *runs*
Culpepper: *goes up a floor*
others: *follow*

Culpepper kept running up the stairs. After going up 6 floors, Sam tried to grab him, but Lost his grip, and fell on the others.

Sean: Congrats! toi let him get ahead!
Culpepper: *goes onto roof* Oh dear
others: There he is!!
Culpepper: *climbs down*
mayor: Due to idiots that like history, we can't smash this building.
ponies: Look up there!
mayor: HEY!!...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the précédant attack, ou were they?

Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that missile to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see toi again
Con: Fenix, toi can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least toi have one.
Fenix: So what do toi want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get toi there

6 minutes later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what toi want to do is cut the rope right when toi hit the water....

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss toi around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen toi in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: toi don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...

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Dashing & Daring: Londres Burnouts part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

London race track

There would be four races in London. arc en ciel Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That arc en ciel mare is going down.
Russian pony87: toi sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: toi can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do toi mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Thomas' Flam Special

All four of our Heroes we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do toi have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take toi on at the raceway if toi want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: toi ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. toi two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* toi in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where arc en ciel Dash comes in. toi hear me Dash?
Rainbow...

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The Adventures of Bayonetta 2

posted by mariofan14

It was a rainy jour in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy jour because they thought they would be afflicted par a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This poney was making its way towards Sweet pomme Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the poney knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for pomme Bloom," the...

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License To Murder part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If toi don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...

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The New Era... PART 13

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta toi near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - feu feu *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... toi ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was feu everywhere... they was knocked on 5 minutes and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...

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License To Murder part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another poney is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the étoile, star wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: salut look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh toi from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are toi doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did toi do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: toi sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other missile carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's déplacer up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...

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The New Era... PART 10

posted by SomeoneButNoone

5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... toi live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what toi want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... toi suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: salut isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want toi in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did toi do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my lit room window....