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While I was with Con, and Discord, arc en ciel Dash was trying to get into the building.

arc en ciel Dash: We have to save Sean, and Con!
Fenix: Nein! It's too dangerous. Any of Discord's soldiers could be in there waiting for us.
arc en ciel Dash: I can't believe this. toi are supposed to be tough, being a leader of an army, and all that.
Fenix: I don't know what your version of being tough is, but my version is not being an idiot, and getting shot.
arc en ciel Dash: Well toi know what? If toi won't go in there, I will. *Runs insides*
Fenix: Dash no!

Dash yes! Because Discord was pouring some acid into a pool near us.

Discord: If toi try to run away, I'll use my magic to throw toi into this acid.
Sean: toi wouldn't dare.
Discord: I will then. Oh, and just to make sure toi won't run away. *Grabs walkie talkie* Shadow, get in here.
Con: Shadow? I thought toi killed him!
Sean: No, all I did was interrogate him, and them I knocked him out.
Con: That's all toi did?
Sean: I guess. I didn't know at the time! I thought he was dead, but I didn't coup de poing him hard enough.
Con: Punching somepony once isn't going to kill them!
Sean: Actually, it is possible, but toi wouldn't know that, because you're not as strong as I am.
Con: When we finish this mission, I'll fight you, and we'll find out who's stronger.
Sean: If we finish this mission, remember, we're being held hostage.
Discord: Ahem! Please, shut up, and let me continue being evil!
Sean: par all means.
Discord: Thank you.
Shadow: *Arrives* toi called for me Discord?
Discord: Yes, about a minute ago.
Shadow: Well I heard these two idiots arguing, and I decided to wait a while.
Discord: Alright, we've done enough arguing for one fanfiction, thank toi very much. Now, I suppose you're wondering why I got the Mexicans, out of all the forces of evil to rejoindre me.
Sean: No. We already know why.
Discord: Oh really?
Con: Yeah, toi want to take over the world, but toi need their help.
Discord: That is correct, toi did know. But I felt like telling toi anyway, since I'm the villain, and I'm supposed to tell toi what my plan was, and how it finishes towards the end of the story.
Con: Wait. It's getting towards the end already? Man, I wish these fanfictions were longer.
Discord: Well, too bad! Once I'm through with you, toi won't be featured in another fanfiction. Ever!
Sean: That doesn't bother me. I know I'm not going to be in anymore fanfictions, unless it has nothing to do with My Little Pony.
Con: He's talking about me!
Discord: What did I tell toi about the arguing?!
Sean & Con: Sorry Discord.
arc en ciel Dash: *Arrives* Sean!
Discord: Shoot her! I'm making my escape. *Runs away*
Sean: Oh no toi don't! *Follows Discord*

Fighting music: link

arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks Shadow*
Shadow: *Punches arc en ciel Dash*
Discord: *Running upstairs*
German Ponies: *Arrive*
Fenix: There's Discord, shoot him!
Germans: *Shooting at Discord*
Discord: *Jumps on bridge*
Sean: *Jumps on bridge, but nearly falls off*
Con: Leave her alone Shadow!
Shadow: *Shoots Con*
Sean: *Sees Con* Oh well, at least he didn't shoot-
Shadow: *Shoots arc en ciel Dash*
Sean: ... arc en ciel dash.
Discord: Oh, your partner, and your special somepony is dead.
Sean: Just because they got shot doesn't mean they're dead.
Discord: Oh well. *Grabs lever, and makes bridge go up*
Sean: Wait a minute, why is the bridge going up? *Sees ceiling moving* Where are toi taking us?
Discord: To the top. toi still have to commit suicide.
Sean: For you? No way. *Punches Discord*
Discord: You're going to regret that. *Kicks Sean*
Sean: Ah! *Moves backwards toward the edge*
Discord: Don't fall off yet. Wait until we get to the haut, retour au début of this building.
Sean: *Punches Discord with two hands*
Discord: Ow.
Sean: Two hands are better then one in combat.
Discord: *Grabs gun* Well, two hands are not better than a gun in combat.
Sean: *Grabs his gun* Don't pull that trigger, ou you'll be the one getting killed.
Discord: Oh come on!

We reach the haut, retour au début of the building.

Discord: Well, we're at the top.
Sean: *Kicks Discord* I told toi I'm not gonna commit suicide for your pleasure. *Punches Discord*
Discord: Agh! *Bleeding, and laying down towards the edge*
Sean: toi can try to kill me all toi want, but toi do not hurt my friends.
Discord: It was Shadow who killed Con, and Dash.
Sean: Well he works for you, doesn't he?
Discord: Oh please, just give me a chance.
Sean: What about arc en ciel Dash, ou Con? Did toi give them a chance? *Shoots floor near Discord's feet* Huh?!
Discord: *Getting closer to edge*
Sean: DID YOU?!!!?
Discord: Uhm, n-n-n-n-yes?
Sean: *Grabs wooden board, and hits Discord*
Discord: *Falls off building*
Sean: *Watching Discord fall towards ground*

Discord was dead, and now I had to get back to Con, and arc en ciel Dash to see if they were okay.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are toi mad?! Do toi know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's plus important ma'am? The car, ou your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want toi getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This hot rod is bad cul, ass
This hot rod is bad ass
Larry: *Walks to the Beetle hot rod* Here it is.
Adrenaline: Looks pretty good.
Larry: *Opens the hood* We got a V8 from Princess Motors. Let's see how fast toi can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Larry: *Sits in the passenger seat* The haut, retour au début speed on this car is 152 miles an hour.
Adrenaline: *Starts the car*

As soon as the car starts up, this song comes on: link

Adrenaline: *Starts driving*
Larry: So where are toi going to take us?
Adrenaline: Well, where do toi wanna go?
Larry: You're the driver. toi decide.
Adrenaline: Not sure.
Larry: Then just drive around, and see how fast toi can get this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After destroying the new cop cars in Honolulu, Larry, and Adrenaline flew back to Maui, and took a cab to Don Castalini's house.

Larry: *Enters the Don's house* Castalini?
Don: Who's there?
Larry: It's us! Larry, and Adrenaline!
Don: I'm in the kitchen. Come on over.
Adrenaline: *Walks in*
Larry: *Behind Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: What's up?
Larry: We destroyed those new cop cars.
Adrenaline: It was fun man. toi should have seen it. The whole place exploded.
Don Castalini: How the hell did toi pull that off?
Adrenaline: Car factory man, they had tons of gas in there.
Don Castalini: I'll have another...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Larry Wilcox
Larry Wilcox
Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & Windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had it's fair share of violence with gangsters fighting each other jour after day.

This story takes place on that day.

Larry: *Calling Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: I wonder what's taking him so long.
Larry: Me too. Usually he likes going to parties....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 20, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:04 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office, signing paperwork, (Will he ever stop doing that?) when the phone rang.

Pete: *Picks up the phone, and talks into it* Cheyenne train station, Union Pacific, Pete Reimer speaking.
Jeff: This is Jeff, with Percy. The railroad crossing west of Sherman colline has a cracked rail. We need supplies to fix it.
Pete: I'll send Stephanie over there.

In the train yard, Stephanie was driving a train with Nicole. Their engine was 844.

Nicole: *Stops the train suivant to Snowflake's tower*
Stephanie: Well,...
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Sean, and the rest of his squad were flying towards Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.

Wind: *Playing with his Nintendo 3DS*
Sean: Will toi put that away?
Wind: Ugh!! *Puts his 3DS away*
Espio: I see the boat.
Sean: And I see a massive canon, cannon on there as big as the Empire State Building.

He was exaggerating, but the canon, cannon really was huge.

Nazi: Doctor Eggman, don't toi think this is overkill?
Eggman: This is a surefire way to kill Sonic's cousin, and his friends.
Nazi 45: Sir? *Running towards Eggman* There is one of our helicopters near our chopper.
Eggman: Being flown par the enemy. Shoot...
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posted by triq267
Well. Shit. It's been four years. Four years since I got bored waiting for our guests to arrive for our New an party and decided to check out that My Little poney montrer I'd been hearing about online. I was gonna make a mur post, but I didn't want it to get drowned out in idiocy. I just wanted to have something here, some place for me to remark that this fandom is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, even four years later. Sure, some not great things also happened because of the fandom, but it's been a net positive experience. I honestly don't have a lot to say, I'm just kinda emotional...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Tim: *Backs into his parking l’espace at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do toi think it'll be ready par tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two plus Friends named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally

Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado

A poney in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over par Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.

Tim: toi need to montrer me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to montrer toi anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what toi say. I'm not montrer toi my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE toi THE REGISTRATION! toi DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a colline in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, toi three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Some time later
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Lightning - ehhh you've done it now...
Darkness - I don't mind I did horrible stuff.
Whiteheart - My body moved on it own.
Demon - *walk up to them*
Darkness - Hold swords... Hunter what you're doing here...
Hunter - Our opposition have been found and resistance forces are fighting now. Information got Leaked to poney world as well.
Darkness - so?
Hunter - Meaning your squad is now KOS In both sides, as well as internall Conflicts started.
Darkness - what will toi do.
Hunter - I'll give toi advise, I'll lead resistance to kill Lord of Shadows and open a way to King of Demons and The...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 9, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Arrow got a ride to the train yard par her mother in a scarlet Impala.

Mother: toi be careful now Bow.
Bow & Arrow: I will mom.
Mother: And suivant time toi have school, don't gallivant over here until it's over.
Bow & Arrow: I promise. *Gets out of the car*
Mother: *Drives away*

When Bow & Arrow got to the yards, she saw several ponies standing near an auto carrier.

Bow & Arrow: *Spots a railroad poney passing her* Excuse me sir. What happened there?
Railroad poney 53: We just had a car...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
The demon ponies got eleminated quickly.
But it was only a call for greater doom.

Darkness - That's about it... *sits on rock and sigh*
Lightning - Wasn't so tough...
Soldier - *hands letter to Lightning*
Lightning - huh... Big army of demons moves to walls of Canterlot - all teams are ordered to defend ~Princess Celestia. So?
Whiteheart - We should go!
Darkness - screw this orders...
Bluewave - What? But tho-
Darkness - its distraction... They aim for officers that won't back off...
Whiteheart - How do toi know.
Lightning - He used to work for demons...
Bluewave - But the walls...
Darkness - There are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There toi are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit par the knife*
Brett: Don't toi dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The suivant morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your Friends Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and toi can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, ou Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have toi decided what kind of Christmas arbre toi wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, feu house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Once the darkness falls a new evil uprise.


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3rd Canterlot fast reaction camp.
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Lightning - ehhh the new prototype of S-Suit 2 failed.
Darkness - At least it didn't ended like S-Suit 1.5
Whiteheart - What happens?
Lightning - A guy got crushed par power of his magic eventually breaking his skull.
Bluewave - Spooky.
Lightning - If S-Suit will work somehow...
Darkness - Elite Mark VII works right?
Lightning - Its only unworthy prototype but they have way to maneuver...
Officer - *walks to them* Bluewave and Darkness to ability test chamber now.
*they walk away*
Lightning - *looks on Whiteheart*
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman colline anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell toi something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because toi made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: toi were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than arc en ciel Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!

A few minutes later.

Pinkie Pie: *Standing suivant to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are toi enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well suivant time Celestia is intoxicated, toi should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadow château - Undead Realm
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Demon King - Sweet victory is in air...
Immortal Dvision Soldier - h-how ...
Demon King *slices Soldier* Silence fool...
Mare Demon - Do toi wish to send troops to attack gate?
Demon King - First eliminate closest camp of enemy.
Mare Demon - As toi wish my majesty.

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Closest camp
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Soldier #1 - Kids are our noblr killers, well we are dead

Soldier #2 - Why kids are in army.

Lightning - I like how people react to us... I really enjoy this fully.
Darkness - We sit here and wait for commands...
Whiteheart - Better for us...
*Explosion happens*
Bluewave - Medical bay...
Soldier...
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