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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do toi have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine pistolets that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when toi take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that toi don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, montrer me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't toi think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* toi déplacer the tank around with the left analog stick, and déplacer the tourelle around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, toi shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*

A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.

Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do toi expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if toi somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, toi can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime toi want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one plus thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: toi know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*

Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in lit with arc en ciel Dash.

Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: toi could be one like me toi know.
arc en ciel Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.

The doorbell rings.

Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
arc en ciel Dash: Do toi want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
arc en ciel Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: toi ready?
Sean: toi know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are toi going?!
Sean: *Returns to arc en ciel Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
arc en ciel Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want toi to follow me.
arc en ciel Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah toi are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
arc en ciel Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten minutes ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if toi keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. toi know... The one toi wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a sûr, sans danger spot.

2 B continued
 My car.
My car.
 Con's brand new Aston Maretin
Con's brand new Aston Maretin
Everyone in the poney Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's montrer them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* toi sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, toi killed five of the guards, and toi don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting suivant to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: toi ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're toi doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of foins, hay from you? I forgot to stock up on nourriture for Angel, and toi do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I l’amour to drink me some bière and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I l’amour my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock ou rap?

I just hate country music, and if toi like it, don't send me hate.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and pignon back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, toi got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need toi to get over to baie Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the baie Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
suivant morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants toi to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. toi could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case biscuit salé, craquelin behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* toi told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it ou not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are toi going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get toi anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight minutes later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked par all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fans label Iron Will as a...
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#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the liste anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what toi gonna say.
You...
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posted by Canada24
AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means toi guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from cupcakes - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, Facebook
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof par behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten a dit nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave toi alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad toi to know toi actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten a dit a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. toi wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten a dit excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Ever since one of my favori episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total plus like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now toi have a total...
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