At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see toi now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do toi know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an heure after we got married. Things between me, and him went downhill from there.
P: Well, Discord was captured par the poney Alliance, and locked up in a jail in The Griffon Kingdom. He was being transferred to a prison in The Bermuda Triangle, but created a plan to escape.
Con: The poney Alliance? Why does that name sound familiar?
P: That army was responsible for defending Ponyville against an evil scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He had a bunch of humans called Nazis working for him. Then, he ended up getting the Griffons, and Changelings to rejoindre him, as well as Princess Twilight Sparkle. Both the Doctor, and Twilight were killed, which caused an end to the war.
Con: Right, now I remember. I think I might know who their leader is.

The leader of the poney Alliance was me, Sean the hedgehog. I was at Fluttershy's looking for a pet.

Sean: *Enters Fluttershy's cottage*
Fluttershy: Hello General.
Sean: Please, just call me Sean. I need your help Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: What can I help toi with?
Sean: I want to adopt a dog.
Fluttershy: Okay. Follow me. *walks outside*
Sean: *Follows Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: I have two chiens over here. They're both rat Terriers.
Sean: Hey, they're adorable puppies. I'll take 'em.
Fluttershy: That'll be five dollars.
Sean: *Grabs five dollar bill* Here toi go, and thanks.
Fluttershy: You're welcome. What are toi going to name them?
Sean: Well, I think I'll name the white one Katie, and the black one is going to be called Peanut.
Fluttershy: Wonderful names.
Sean: Thanks Fluttershy. We better get going now.
Katie: *Barks*
Sean: Thanks again Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: You're welcome.
Sean: *Leaves cottage with dogs*

After that, I walked over to my house.

Sean: *Shows Katie, and cacahuète, arachide the house* Alright toi two, make yourselves at home.
Katie: *Looking up at train table*
Sean: Yeah, that's a huge model train set that I made.
Peanut: *Barks*
Sean: A lot. Trust me.
Katie: *Grabs ladder, and drags it towards train table*
Sean: Wait a minute, what are toi doing?
Katie: *Sets ladder up par train table*
Peanut: *Barking at Katie*
Katie: *Goes up ladder*
Sean: I can't believe this. How does a dog go up a ladder?
Katie: *Lays on train table*
Sean: Really? Out of all the places in this house, toi had to lay on the train table. This cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars to set up. *Takes Katie off of table*
Katie: *Goes up ladder, and gets back on table*

Suddenly, the doorbell rang

Sean: Oh my god. Stay there, and don't move. *Goes to door, and opens it* Hello?
Con: Are toi Sean the hedgehog?
Sean: Yes. And who might toi be?
Con: Mane. Con Mane. And with me, is my boss.
P: The name is P.
Sean: Nice to meet toi two.
Con: May we come into your house?
Sean: Sure.

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