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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Drunk bus driver
Drunk bus driver
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if toi want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for toi Mirage, I want toi to work in the train yard with Wilson. He'll montrer toi everything toi need to know.
Mirage: Okay, let's get going.

So Pete took Mirage to the train yard.

Pete: I'm sure toi know how this works.
Mirage: Yes, I know.
Pete: Good, but I'm gonna tell toi anyway. A huge line of freight cars can be seen there, par the tower. toi push those cars down a small colline called a hump.
Mirage: How do toi hump a train sir?
Pete: *Facehoof* Why does everypony ask that stupid question?
Mirage: I don't know.
Pete: Whatever, just get to work.
Mirage: *Goes to Wilson* (I just realized something. Pete showed everything I need to know about my job, and it was supposed to be Wilson that was going to montrer me what to do)
Wilson: *Sees Mirage* New worker?
Mirage: New worker.
Wilson: Nice to meet you. Now, let's get to work.
Mirage: *Climbs into engine*

While Wilson, and Mirage were working together, Hawkeye, and Stylo came back to the station with another train.

Gordon: Hey. Me, and Coffee Crème are going to take over.
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, spare Coffee Creme's life. She did nothing wrong to you.
Coffee Crème: Be quiet! *Climbs into engine*
Gordon: *Climbs in to engine*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Gordon: *Drives away*
Stylo: So, how did you, and Mirage meet?
Hawkeye: Drunk. We were both at a bar in Denver yesterday, and we became very good friends.
Stylo: Why was he in Denver?
Hawkeye: He lives there. ou at least, I think he lives there. He could have moved between the events of yesterday, and today.
Stylo: Moved where exactly?
Hawkeye: How the fuck should I know? Let's go ask him.
Mirage: *Walking towards Hawkeye, and Stylo* Hey, good to see toi two again.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Hey, Stylo wants to know where toi live.
Mirage: Oh not too far from Cheyenne. It's only five miles from here, but I forgot the name of the city. If I remember, I'll tell you.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Mirage: *Laughing* I'm teasing you. I'm moving into this town from Denver.
Hawkeye: That's great!
Stylo: Yep.
Mirage: Oh, Pete wants to see you. He says there's a problem between him, and the drunk bus driver.
Hawkeye: Oh no.

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 Drunk bus driver's bus
Drunk bus driver's bus
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris

Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do toi see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to chercher for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*

Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.

Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, ou big blind chip must put in the money....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and arc en ciel Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash toi made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was donné this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....
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posted by OnlyAFangirl
this is a flutterdash fanfic, if u dont like this ship, ou something like that, go ahead & leave this. in other words, #EYEUP! XD

arc en ciel Dash's POV:

It's almost Valentine's day, like 2 plus weeks. Bleh! I don't like that holiday.The only thing I like to do is help Fluttershy give her animaux a card & a special treat from her. Kinda like my highlight of Valentine's day. I can't go up to clear the clouds, because everybody's hugging, & kissing.:P.NO, I DO NOT LIKE FLUTTERSHY!Ew!

Fluttershy's POV:

I need to give all of the animaux a valentine's jour card. So I'm making some right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping chariot, panier through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have toi ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well toi better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest comedy club.
Mare: How do toi know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker: Because. *Rips...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom went to a nearby tabouret to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules par the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away ou I'll coup de poing toi in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Announcer: Have a good day, and enjoy our feature presentation.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The cercle comes from the right followed par Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The cercle comes from the right followed par Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


The fan fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A windwakerguy43 fan Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate

Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik...
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Source: joyreactor, deviantart
#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like toi wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy pâtes, pâtes alimentaires ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The suivant day, Tim, and Julia were undercover in Tim's Viper. They stopped on The Round Freeway to check the cars there.

Tim: *Looking through a pair of binoculars*
Julia: See anything?
Tim: Not yet. Not a single Nissan is on this freeway.
Julia: Let's get off this freeway.
Tim: *Drives, and heads onto the exit* Where should we head to next?
Julia: Take a left, and head for Main Street.

By the time they got to the intersection on Main Street, they saw Elias in his car

Song: link

Elias: *Passes the intersection*
Tim: That's him. *Turns right*
Julia: *Puts a police light on the roof, and turns on the siren*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 7:02): link

Julia: *Driving the M4 on The Highway*

Episode 12: Stakeout

Special Guest étoile, star Elias Aldrin from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim & Julia pulled into a Burger King suivant to Shadow Lake.

Julia: *Stops behind five cars in the drive-in section*
Tim: *Looks at Shadow Lake*

Stop the song

Tim: A lot of ponies are in the lake today.
Julia: It's warmed up rather quickly. Hasn't it?
Tim: Well, this city's not like most places in Jersey. Everywhere else, it's in the mid 50's, but here, it's already reached 79, and it's been like that since March.

Up north on Helsun, Elias stopped at a bank, and...
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Source: joyreactor, EQD
I DO NOT own this video.
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the freeway, Tim, and Julia arrived at the spot they were supposed to control, in a police car with two other ponies.

Officer 9: Tim, toi stand in the left there. Julia, stand between the two left lanes.
Julia: That's dangerous. toi really want me to do that?
Officer 9: toi have wings.
Officer 5: Anyone that tries to run toi down will be chased down par us. Not a single poney has escaped from us.
Tim: *Unimpressed* Yeah, okay. Julia, I'm going to let your lane go first.
Julia: Okay Tim.
Tim: *Stops the cars in his lane to let the ones in Julia's lane go*
Julia: *Watching ponies in their cars pass...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor, and Charlie were at the base when several of their soldiers arrived.

Victor: Did toi get them all?
Vietnamese poney 94: We shot down both choppers.
Victor: That doesn't mean anything. Some ponies may have survived. Did toi kill them all?
Charlie: Tell the truth! We need to know if there are any survivors!
Vietnamese poney 94: I think there may have been some survivors from one of the helicopters. We only managed to shoot off a blade.
Victor: Go back with your squad, bring mortars, and go kill the survivors.
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running away*

Guy, and his Friends were getting close to the South...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
added by Jade_23
Source: Deviantart, Tumblr
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Dan got out of the hospital, and was back in action.

Tim: How are toi feeling Dan?
Dan: Great. Andy? Mercedes? How are toi two doing?
Mercedes: We're doing good, but we'd like to be in the same car with you.
Dan: toi know what the Captain said. The maximum amount of ponies in one car is two.

Stargazer entered Gran Turismo from Canterlot.

Stargazer: Now we meet up with the others on Green Drive, and have our drag races.
Black Tuesday: Looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to it.
Stargazer: *Sees a brand new Impala turn onto the road in front of them* That could be an undercover car in front of us.
Black Tuesday:...
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