cidre fort, applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth petit gâteau, cupcake toi had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, cidre fort, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet pomme Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make toi feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating cidre fort, applejack Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered par anypony.
As cidre fort, applejack was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave cidre fort, applejack an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the haut, retour au début of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That poney who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that toi don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of poney toi are, toi mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create plus ponies, so we won't need toi anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, cidre fort, applejack was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, toi had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but toi drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course toi are. toi drank too much water, and toi don't feel well. Drink some Ginger ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One plus question Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
cidre fort, applejack felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would toi like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did toi get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would toi like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive toi of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give toi six pairs of wings, and toi can have them par tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do toi think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are toi not feeling well?! Maybe toi should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that cidre fort, applejack was the one shouting to her.
The End
Rarity: That's the twentieth petit gâteau, cupcake toi had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, cidre fort, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet pomme Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make toi feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating cidre fort, applejack Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered par anypony.
As cidre fort, applejack was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave cidre fort, applejack an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the haut, retour au début of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That poney who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that toi don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of poney toi are, toi mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create plus ponies, so we won't need toi anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, cidre fort, applejack was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, toi had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but toi drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course toi are. toi drank too much water, and toi don't feel well. Drink some Ginger ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One plus question Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
cidre fort, applejack felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would toi like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did toi get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would toi like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive toi of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give toi six pairs of wings, and toi can have them par tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do toi think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are toi not feeling well?! Maybe toi should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that cidre fort, applejack was the one shouting to her.
The End
