cidre fort, applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth petit gâteau, cupcake toi had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, cidre fort, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet pomme Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make toi feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating cidre fort, applejack Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered par anypony.
As cidre fort, applejack was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave cidre fort, applejack an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the haut, retour au début of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That poney who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that toi don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of poney toi are, toi mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create plus ponies, so we won't need toi anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, cidre fort, applejack was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, toi had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but toi drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course toi are. toi drank too much water, and toi don't feel well. Drink some Ginger ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One plus question Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
cidre fort, applejack felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would toi like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did toi get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would toi like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive toi of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give toi six pairs of wings, and toi can have them par tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do toi think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are toi not feeling well?! Maybe toi should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that cidre fort, applejack was the one shouting to her.
The End
Rarity: That's the twentieth petit gâteau, cupcake toi had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, cidre fort, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet pomme Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make toi feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating cidre fort, applejack Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered par anypony.
As cidre fort, applejack was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave cidre fort, applejack an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the haut, retour au début of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That poney who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that toi don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of poney toi are, toi mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create plus ponies, so we won't need toi anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, cidre fort, applejack was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, toi had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but toi drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course toi are. toi drank too much water, and toi don't feel well. Drink some Ginger ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One plus question Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
cidre fort, applejack felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would toi like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did toi get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would toi like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive toi of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give toi six pairs of wings, and toi can have them par tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do toi think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are toi not feeling well?! Maybe toi should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that cidre fort, applejack was the one shouting to her.
The End
Ever since July of last an my MLP collection I just getting plus great. So far the number is 32! I'd like to say what my collection is made up of.
Small Plushies:
Rarity
arc en ciel Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st cidre fort, applejack I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 arc en ciel Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
arc en ciel Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
arc en ciel Dash
A sparkly maned cidre fort, applejack I got at biscuit salé, craquelin Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an animé store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
Small Plushies:
Rarity
arc en ciel Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st cidre fort, applejack I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 arc en ciel Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
arc en ciel Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
arc en ciel Dash
A sparkly maned cidre fort, applejack I got at biscuit salé, craquelin Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an animé store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
#4: Pinkie:
I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth mur humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the montrer deleted
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I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth mur humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the montrer deleted
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