Jeff was soon sitting suivant to the judge.
Judge: It appears that everypony is saying toi were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the jour February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did toi think of Gordon's actions when he told toi to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: toi can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if toi will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset par what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When toi say surprised, do toi mean like an angry kind of surprised, ou just surprised?
Jeff: Just surprised. I don't get angry that much.
Judge: Thank toi Jeffery. toi may sit down now.
Jeff: *Goes back to Pete*
Judge: Up next, Percy.
Percy: *Goes to sit suivant to judge*
Judge: Percy, it seems that you, and Jeff are very good acquaintances.
Percy: That's correct. We do get along well together.
Judge: And on February 20, 1954, when toi saw that Gordon was in charge, how did toi feel?
Percy: ....
Judge: Percy, speak.
Percy: I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Judge: That's alright, most of us are nervous too. Please answer my question.
Percy: When I saw Gordon in charge, I was very sad.
Judge: That will be all. The jury will arise.
Jury Ponies: We here find that Pierce Hawkins is not guilty.
Judge: Thank you. Pierce, toi did nothing wrong. toi were just disobeying pointless orders donné to toi par an idiot. Case dismissed.
Gordon: I am not an idiot!
Judge: Watch it, ou you'll be sent in jail for contempt of court.
Gordon: Sorry. *Leaves*
Later that jour at the train station.
Pete: I knew toi would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
But at the trainyard.
Gordon: I can't believe everypony in Equestria is against us.
Coffee Creme: We tried our best. Sooner ou later, we'll get another attempt to attack.
Gordon: We aren't really gonna attack them, are we?
Coffee Creme: Of course not. *Kissing Gordon*
Gordon: Oh yeah. *Kissing Coffee Creme*
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
The mafia strikes back.
Judge: It appears that everypony is saying toi were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the jour February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did toi think of Gordon's actions when he told toi to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: toi can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if toi will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset par what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When toi say surprised, do toi mean like an angry kind of surprised, ou just surprised?
Jeff: Just surprised. I don't get angry that much.
Judge: Thank toi Jeffery. toi may sit down now.
Jeff: *Goes back to Pete*
Judge: Up next, Percy.
Percy: *Goes to sit suivant to judge*
Judge: Percy, it seems that you, and Jeff are very good acquaintances.
Percy: That's correct. We do get along well together.
Judge: And on February 20, 1954, when toi saw that Gordon was in charge, how did toi feel?
Percy: ....
Judge: Percy, speak.
Percy: I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Judge: That's alright, most of us are nervous too. Please answer my question.
Percy: When I saw Gordon in charge, I was very sad.
Judge: That will be all. The jury will arise.
Jury Ponies: We here find that Pierce Hawkins is not guilty.
Judge: Thank you. Pierce, toi did nothing wrong. toi were just disobeying pointless orders donné to toi par an idiot. Case dismissed.
Gordon: I am not an idiot!
Judge: Watch it, ou you'll be sent in jail for contempt of court.
Gordon: Sorry. *Leaves*
Later that jour at the train station.
Pete: I knew toi would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
But at the trainyard.
Gordon: I can't believe everypony in Equestria is against us.
Coffee Creme: We tried our best. Sooner ou later, we'll get another attempt to attack.
Gordon: We aren't really gonna attack them, are we?
Coffee Creme: Of course not. *Kissing Gordon*
Gordon: Oh yeah. *Kissing Coffee Creme*
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
The mafia strikes back.
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why toi should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all toi did was montrer up, sit down, and say "that's why toi should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give toi twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told toi my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why toi should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all toi did was montrer up, sit down, and say "that's why toi should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give toi twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told toi my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.