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The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade


The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature was freezing. Whoever got sent down here could no longer see the light of day. Everything was dark, only a few torches provided a gloomy light. The air was stuffy, heavy with the smell of rust, soot and decay.

Nocturnal Mirage was sitting in his cell, listening to the deadly silence that surrounded him. The only sound he could hear was his own breathing and the rattle of his chains, every time he made a motion. He was all alone, the other cells were empty, nothing plus than dark holes, yawning at the nothingness. One could easily loose track of time in such surroundings and so did Mirage. He had no idea how long he has been down there; it could have been a few hours ou days. No noise from the surface could find its way to the dungeons and Mirage was left all alone with his swirling thoughts and emotions.

He was unable to comprehend what went wrong. Yes, his name was in the paper, right below the story of what happened in Manehatten. He was absolutely sure he didn't spill the beans; however, the only problem was that the story was quite accurate. Not exactly what he heard from Celestia, but the basic facts were correct and the secret got out.

“I would never do something like that to her!” he shouted and his deep voice echoed in the darkness.

His soul was in constant misery, knowing he Lost Celestia forever. The broadsword of death was hanging above his head, but he didn't care. He found his other half in a very unlikely mare; the one poney he was taught to hate and despise. Even though he knew he was innocent, Mirage accepted his fate with resignation. Life wasn't worth living if he had to endure Celestia's judgmental glare. He didn't even try to escape. It would have been a useless attempt anyways; the bars were enchanted. Despite his enhanced magical aura, he would not have been able to break free. He didn't even want to.

What if she has another mental breakdown? The logical fear emerged from Mirage's brain. Then his thoughts got messed up, merging into a solid mass of perplexity, confusion and the unbearable feeling of helpless fury. His head was heavy and numb with these shadowy images and he could not think clearly.

“I never thought it will end like this...” he sighed.

Time passed par on led hooves, every minute felt like a lifetime. Mirage almost fell asleep, when he heard the click of a lock. The moist walls reverberated the metallic noise and a few secondes later, two royal guards opened the thick iron door and marched in. The armored stallions lit up all the torches in the narrow corridor and came to a halt in front of Mirage's cell. Soon, another poney entered the dungeon and Mirage immediately recognized the hoofsteps he's been listening to for several months up in the Ivory Tower.

Celestia didn't hurry, she walked par every empty cell with slow, confident steps. Mirage gulped instinctively, knowing when her beloved Princess arrives, he'll have to face her wrath.

He was correct, the sun goddess stopped in front of him, throwing a hostile glare at Mirage. Her purple eyes were flashing with passion and rage in the gloominess and Mirage shrank in her gaze. She pierced through his soul with those lovely, yet fearful eyes and her features were steely and unrelenting. None of them could speak for several minutes.

“You may leave.” Celestia said, turning to the guards.

“Are toi sure, your Highness?” the pegasus stallion asked back.

“Absolutely. I'll call for you, when you're needed.”

“We'll be here right outside the door, if toi need anything.”

The royal guards bowed and trotted out of the dungeon, leaving Celestia and Mirage alone.

“Tia, I...” Mirage eventually opened his mouth, when he heard the door closing behind the guards.

“You have betrayed me, Mirage!” Celestia declared on a frosty voice.

“No! That's what I was trying to tell Luna!” Mirage shook his head in denial.

“I trusted you!” Celestia shouted vigorously. “I let toi into my lit chambers! I told toi my most inner secrets!”

“Please listen to me!” Mirage begged, reaching out through the bars for the Princess.

“DON'T toi DARE TOUCHING ME!” Celestia exclaimed on the Royal Canterlot Voice, which was deafening to the ears in such small room.

Mirage recoiled, but kept his eyes locked on Celestia.

“Don't toi ever dare touching me again!” she hissed. “When Luna told me about what toi did, I didn't want to believe toi played me like that.”

“Would toi please listen to me for a second?!” Mirage lashed out. “I didn't do it! I l’amour toi with all my cœur, coeur and I'd never do anything to hurt you! Somepony's obviously trying to frame me to separate from you!”

“Yes, that was my first thought too.” Celestia nodded. “Until I had a little chat with the auteur of that article. He was scared beyond belief when I showed up in front of his door, thanks to you!”

“No, I...”

“But when I asked him who gave him the information, he gave a perfect description of you.”

“That's impossible I was right here with toi all the time!” Mirage protested vehemently.

“Several other witnesses saw toi walking in to that building, which happens to be the editorial office of the Equestrian Herald, the same newspaper which leaked the information!”

“I'm telling you, it wasn't me!” Mirage replied. “There are still many changelings left in Canterlot, it could have been one of them!”

“You think I'm that stupid, Mirage?!” Celestia yelled. “Those changelings are like zombies and even if there was one capable of impersonating you, how could they possibly know about my story?! Explain that to me!!!”

“I... can't...” Mirage a dit quietly, lowering his head.

“Of course toi can't! Because it was you, not a changeling! Only three ponies knew about what happened in Manehatten and I am 1000% sure it wasn't my sister ou Twilight who betrayed me! It was you! Only you!!!” Celestia exclaimed feverishly.

“Why would I do that?! Tell me, why would I throw away everything we have so foolishly?” Mirage questioned.

“I suggest toi watch your tone, subject!” Celestia called out in a formal fashion. “We share nothing anymore!”

“You don't honestly believe that after what we've been through, do you, Princess?”

“If you've lived as long as I have, you'd know it is often irrelevant what we believe ou don't believe in. All facts are against you. But I know why toi did it.”

“Huh?”

“Yes. toi knew I needed to be pushed harder to use my magic and I'm sure toi had good intentions. But the path to Tartaros is paved with good intentions as well. Although I'd never thought you'll go this far to complete the task my sister gave you.”

Mirage wanted to react, but Celestia raised her hoof, silencing him.

“Don't speak. I don't want to hear any plus of your lies. Yes, I know about the mission Luna assigned toi to. And toi succeeded. toi earned my trust, toi brought me out of my shell and helped me to wear the crown once again. Too bad it was based on a lie. All the things you've a dit and done... it was all a lie. Just an act! And I didn't notice it, because I wanted to believe that lie. I wanted to believe that after all these years, there was still something out there for me... I wanted to believe there was somepony who didn't care about my Princesshood ou my scars... a stallion who loved me only for me...”

“It wasn't all a lie.” Mirage said, moving closer to the bars, which separated him from Celestia. “I had a mission, yes. At first, it was nothing more. But somewhere along the way, I fell in l’amour with you. I never lied about that.”

“It was a dream, Mirage. Only a dream. “Celestia replied on a sorrowful voice, shutting her eyes. “And like every dream, this one has to end too.”

“Tia...”

“I still have something to say.” Celestia cut him off with a cold gesture. “A few things of merely technical nature. For what you've done, Luna wants your blood. And I should let her execute toi in the morning. But, if it wasn't for you, I would still be up in the Ivory Tower, fighting with my own past. toi dragged me out of the shadows and I owe toi for that. GUARDS!”

The same armored pegasi trotted inside the dungeon with heavy steps.

“Release him.” Celestia commanded when they arrived.

“Uh... your Majesty...” one of the guards stuttered nervously.

“I said, release him!” Celestia exclaimed plus sternly.

“As toi wish, Princess.”

The gray stallion took out a divisé, split ring from under his armor and put a long, black key into the lock. The door opened with a discharge and the guard walked inside Mirage's cell to remove his shackles.

“I don't understand...” Mirage said, rubbing his hoof, where the chains scratched his skin.

“You gave me back what I've lost. Life for a life. It's a fair trade. Now we're even.” Celestia replied, puffing out her chest, letting her tall figure dominate the shorter earth pony.

“But what will I do?”

Celestia took a step closer to Mirage, lowering her head to look him in the eye.

“Run, Mirage, run!” she hissed. “Run and never come back!”
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The suivant train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the poney to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure toi have, now if toi don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right toi are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck suivant time zombies.
Twilight: toi give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They a dit to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - toi will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 seconde Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that réponses our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* toi ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the suivant Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead par arc en ciel Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the suivant room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of toi to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, toi do it. toi have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Friends coming to rejoindre the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* toi see what happens when toi touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left toi unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 heure later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic cœur, coeur to Steven*
Steven - *puts cœur, coeur inside* toi will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! toi were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - toi guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - toi talk like toi were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do toi liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... toi guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left toi some heavy armor to wear. toi gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so toi know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't déplacer an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - salut new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will déplacer onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want toi to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only toi and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found toi a gent and mare to rejoindre toi up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

+--+

Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied ou set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. toi will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house suivant to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the cloche, bell being rung.

Tim: Guess that réponses my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...
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Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time toi saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) toi don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: plus like toi had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No toi didn't.. toi just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, toi won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2


"The battle aginst fool"


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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one poney to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - ou else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* toi couldn't play par my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful jour isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - toi know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...
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Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding bière bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What toi mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 6
End of Pulse
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Lilly - toi can't go alone!
Shadowknight - ...
Lilly - I'll send army with you-
Shadowknight - No it will make an international problem.
Crimson - I'll go with you...
Shadowknight - You?
Crimson - I'm talented thief and assasin. Let me go with you.
Shadowknight - Alright *grabs his sword and Shield*
Lilly - Are toi mad toi will be outnumbered!
Shadowknight - I don't care, I was donné care and accueil par those Ponies and I won't leave them like that, I wouldn't never do it!
Lilly - ... I'm not stopping toi then.
-Camp-
Rebel - Hehehe miladies.
Emerald - Stay away...
Pearl - *cries*
Rebel...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The suivant day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are toi ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet toi Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the accueil of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw...
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