My Little Poney Article: Ponies On The Rails episode 30 part 2

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.

Pete: I know toi want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having toi sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took toi so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the poney that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive toi motherfuckers. *Jumps on train*
Pete: Shit.
Orion: So long dumby, see toi in St. Foaly!
Police Sargent: He's heading for St. Foalis.
Pete: No, that's east from here, that train is heading west.
Police Sargent: Good point.

Meanwhile at the train yard.

Bartholomew: *Sitting par signalbox*
Red Rose: Hey, is everything okay?
Bartholomew: Yes, it's fine. I was just thinking about leaving the railroad.
Red Rose: Everything is not okay then.
Bartholomew: Since when did toi make the decision for me to stay?
Red Rose: Well, why would toi want to leave?
Bartholomew: Orion.
Red Rose: Well I can understand that he's a pain in the ass, but everypony is dealing with him.
Bartholomew: And they're doing a good job at it too. I however, cannot deal with anypony like that. In England, if he lived there, her majesty's armed forces would have him in solitary confinement.
Red Rose: When are toi leaving?
Bartholomew: In two days.

Fourty five minutes later, Bartholomew had to be a conductor for a passenger train heading east. This gave Red Rose a chance to speak with Pete.

Pete: *On phone* Michael, I'd like to help, but we can't lease toi any locomotives.
Michael: Why not?
Pete: We already sent some locomotives to the Baltimare & Ohio.
Red Rose: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Hold up, I'll call toi back. *Hangs up* Come in.
Red Rose: *Enters room* I need to talk to toi about Bartholomew.
Pete: What's the matter?
Red Rose: Because of Orion, Bartholomew plans on leaving the railroad.
Pete: Well, I can understand that. Wait a minute... toi just gave me an idea.
Red Rose: toi did sir?
Pete: Yes. Orion think's I'll kill him if he decides to quit, but if he sees that Bartholomew quits without anything bad happening to him, then Orion won't go destroying things on purpose.
Red Rose: What do we do?
Pete: Well, he's on a passenger train heading for Chicagoat. That'll give us enough time to decorate the station for him. Then, we'll have a party for his departure from our line.
Red Rose: A brilliant idea.
Pete: toi get decorations, and I'll tell everypony else.

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ChibiEmmy Oh a farwell party! They're sadly happy!

alinah_09 *Sergeant...and parties are powerful! even if its supposed to be sad and all

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case biscuit salé, craquelin was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia poney 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia poney 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia poney 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia poney 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia poney 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault fusil, carabine and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 10 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

1960 Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. toi have to get to L.A, and montrer everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...

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Saten Twist adventures S3E1 Part 7

posted by Canada24

Twilight: toi know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I l’amour toi all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He a dit he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't toi think toi had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell toi how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are toi a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* toi okay...

1960 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped par the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded par other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 100 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did toi hear in the office when toi tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 ... PART 1

posted by Canada24

Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but toi changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, toi caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, toi know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time toi even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got toi that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 98 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? toi seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the poney visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to rendez-vous amoureux, date her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Friends with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* toi tell her what toi think is right....

On The Block Episode 25 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, toi already a dit that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutes later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their suivant assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* toi cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger a dit he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He a dit toi were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with toi now, but if toi keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have toi fired!...

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, ou chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motos on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle suivant to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular jour at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...

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Trixie's funhouse remale: Part 5

posted by Canada24

As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minutes of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing plus tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: toi wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask toi a question. What do toi know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are toi asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another poney riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* arc en ciel Dash a dit there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious jour for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little poney version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to chercher for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars toi could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when arc en ciel Dash, and her Friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond chiens arrived, they a volé, étole the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the plage with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and toi licornes can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever a volé, étole our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what toi wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, ou a horn....