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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.

Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a bureau for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would toi like to speak to?
Gordon: Jésus christ, get me the fucking table, tableau company, ou whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to bureau servicing*
bureau seller: Hello, this is bureau servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a bureau made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
bureau seller: How would toi like the bureau delivered?
Gordon: par train.
bureau seller: toi got it. We'll have the bureau loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: toi haven't done one thing that Pete told toi to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*

Ten minutes later

Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did toi come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did toi get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will toi promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet toi it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't toi open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies chargement it into the car, they a dit it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything toi say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call toi back in forty minutes, and toi can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some plus of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A bureau for toi has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets bureau out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, toi don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this bureau into my office, ou you're fired.
Orion: toi want to feu me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, toi got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give toi the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*

After three minutes of arguing, and moving a table

Gordon & Orion: *Gently place bureau in office*
Gordon: Thank toi for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the bureau toi ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet toi don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob chose to spend the night at a hotel in San Franciscolt. Pierce followed him, and without letting Bob know, he rented a room right suivant to his.

Bob: *Sleeps in his bed*
Pierce: *Laying in his bed* Tomorrow, I'll ask that back stabber why he left me behind.

And in Stockton, Tom and the mare did the same thing to Karl.

Tom: Okay, he doesn't know we're here. Let's surprise him at breakfast.
Mare: Surprise him?
Tom: Tie him up and prevent him from leaving this hotel.
Mare: I don't think that'll work well.
Tom: toi got any better ideas on keeping him here? We gotta stay in front.
Mare: *Shakes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was driving his car through Bakersfield. He was annoyed with the traffic.

Tom: I should have taken an airplane instead of driving around like a fool. I would have beaten everypony to Seattle. *Sees a mare* Oh hello. *Stops the car* Where are toi heading?
Mare: Seattle.
Tom: That's where I'm heading.
Mare: Will toi give me a ride?
Tom: Sure. Hop in.
Mare: *Gets in the car*
Tom: *Drives* You're sexy.
Mare: Thanks. I want to-

Okay, toi don't wanna know what she's going to say, so we're going to déplacer onto Pierce, and Bob. They went to where they parked their cars, but they were gone.

Pierce: *Looks...
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