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Spike:Ugh,another bière I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give toi them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET OUT OF HERE!
Harmony:*uses fire*
Peter:He is in the bathroom!
Harmony:Good!I am glad toi talked!Daddy!
Spike:Get away!I never loved you,and I will never l’amour you!*cries*
Harmony:Wha...I got to be strong.Very well,I will be on my way!*flies to castle,tells story to Twilight*Oh,aunty!It's terrible I say!
Twilight:I know.You can stay here as long as toi want.You will learn with me.*smiles*
Harmony:*smiles*Okay!I would l’amour to!Thanks aunty!*hugs her*
Twilight:Now,let's montrer little Rarity some real tricks!*smirk*
Rarity:Now,you should be going Sweetie Belle!
Sweetie Belle:Okay.Bye!
Rarity:Oh,Twilight.Hey!
Twilight:We got to talk,now!
Rarity:About..What?
Twilight:Harmony!
Rarity:Oh,always Harmony,Harmony,Harmony.
Twilight:Rarity,you know I am waiting for a child,but I haven't saw a poney that doesn't l’amour her child.
Rarity:She is Spike's daughter.She's just like him!
Twilight:Oh,so toi hate them both!No I am double angry!I will be Harmony's new mom!
Rarity:Deal!I never loved her!
Twilight:Goodbye!*goes to Harmony*Harmony,you will now call me mom!
Harmony:It's very awesome!I don't want that stupid dad ou stupid mom!
Twilight:SH Harmony.Hush now.You are with me.You are sûr, sans danger with me!
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Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than arc en ciel Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to montrer off ou brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while arc en ciel is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings plus and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. arc en ciel Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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WARNING: IF toi HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the poney folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except arc en ciel Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the arbre tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost poney was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every an on the jour of the accident, the ghost poney runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are toi talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
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Tears rolled down arc en ciel Dash's cheeks. AppleJack,Twilight,Pinkie and Rarity tried to comfort her but nothing helped.Finally Fluttershy spoke up "what if I got toi a new pet" she offered."No" arc en ciel Dash told her."He was the best one."Rainbow Dash walked away sadly.


Flashback

'Well justtwo plus to go" arc en ciel Dash said.Suddenly she spied something asleep under one of the clouds.She flew down. the creature woke up and shook its face. "Hello there" arc en ciel Dash said.The creature smiled bright eyed."You got a name Buddy" she asked."Pikachu" it replied."Alright im arc en ciel Dash" she told him. Pikachu...
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Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are toi doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!

Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)

(Outside)

Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..

The cops from poney mov: FREEEEZE!!!

Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!

Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the poney mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!

(Long silence)

Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.

Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!


TO BE CONTAINUED
 The cops from poney mov
The cops from pony mov