Seanthehedgehog Presents
Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9
Discorded
Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes toi is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.
We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.
Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the seconde world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.
During part of the Return Of Harmony episode Discord a dit the word Arrivederci, and just because of that he needed italians. With that out of the way, I had to focus on my assignment.
Sean: Where does Discord have his army set up?
Celestia: They have rebuilt my old château in the Everfree Forest, and are using that as their headquarters.
Sean: Am I going alone?
Celestia: Yes. toi need stealth to wipe out that entire army.
Sean: I won't let toi down Princess. *salutes*
Meanwhile in Canterlot.
Nazis: *Marching down street*
Robotnik: *Arrives* I've brought plus reinforcements, but I've heard toi let Sean the hedgehog escape.
Twilight: Man it wasn't my fault! Much of the soldiers that were in Bethlehem with me were retards.
Robotnik: I can't let toi talk poorly about my army.
Twilight: Whatever man. They're in Ponyville, and I just got word from Discord that the poney Alliance are making plans to attack.
Robotnik: Then we must get ready.
Gilda: And we will help you.
Robotnik: Who are you, and what do toi mean par "we will help you?"
Gilda: Me, and the griffons.
Queen Chrysalis: And don't forget about the changelings. *Farts*
Robotnik: Ugh! *Covers nose* Save that for the battle. That could kill someone.
Queen Chrysalis: Sorry Doctor.
Suddenly the phone rings
Twilight: Man hold up *Picks up phone* Man, who's dis?
Discord: It's me Discord. I have a plan to destroy all of Equestria.
Twilight: And that is?
Discord: We get help from Sean the hedgehog.
Twilight: And how are we going to get Sean to help us?
Discord: I will have him discorded. Just like what I did to your Friends a while back.
Twilight: Damn, I forgot about that.
Discord: Are toi pleased to be working with me now?
Twilight: Man, as long as those ponies representing the elements of harmony die, yes.
Discord: Don't worry. Once Sean becomes discorded, he will kill everyone we tell him to.
Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...
Applebloom: We need your help putting up the lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.
Song: link
Ponies: The first thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree. The seconde thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The third thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers
Sean: *On stepladder* Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: *Drinking beer* Hangovers
Sean: *On roof* Rigging up the lights
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *falls through ceiling suivant to Scootaloo* RIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The seventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Prince Blueblood: The Salvation army.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: Oh geez *putting lights in box*
Sean: I'M TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eighth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sweetie Belle: I wanna Transformer for Christmas!
Prince Blueblood: Charities *points at Rarity* And what do toi mean your in-laws?
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, making out these cards.
Scootaloo: Uh, get me a beer, huh?
Sean: What, we got no extension cords?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The ninth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Big Mac: Finding parking spaces
Sweetie Belle: Daddy, I want some candy.
Prince Blueblood: Donations!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: écriture out those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *Back outside* Now why the hell aren't they blinking?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The tenth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Buy me something!
Prince Blueblood: *Pushes Sweetie Belle* Get a job toi bum!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Yo, ho. Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: *staring at vomit* Oh geez, look at this.
Sean: *Puts one light out*One light goes out, they all go out!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Prince Blueblood: Charities!
Rarity: *Hiding in bathroom* She's a witch, I hate her.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, I don't even know half these people.
Scootaloo: *Shitting* Who's got the toilet paper?
Sean: GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The twelth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Royal Guards: chant Christmas carols.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking!
Sweetie Belle: *Crying*
Prince Blueblood: Charities.
Rarity: Gotta make 'em dinner.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: I'm not sending them this year, that's it.
Scootaloo: Shut up you.
Sean: Fine, YOU'RE SO SMART, toi RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree.
Trixie: *Steals Christmas tree*
After the song ended, I left everypony, and went into the Everfree Forest
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.
Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really l’amour shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier par window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone par the door. Speaking of the door, it opened par itself from the explosion.
Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding par wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
plus Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like toi think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. toi think toi can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put pistolets away*
Sean: toi really think toi can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since toi arrived to their world. toi should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me?
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want toi to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony toi see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, ou Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do toi know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.
I was now discorded, and taking orders from Discord.
Discord: *On phone* Yes, I know this line is for Nazi use only.
Operator: Then get off if you're not a Nazi.
Discord: I am Discord. Get Robotnik on the phone, and tell him who's on.
Operator: Discord?
Discord: Yes, Discord.
Operator: Why didn't toi just say so? I'll get Robotnik for toi quickly.
Discord: Thank you.
Robotnik: Ja? Is that toi Discord?
Discord: It's me. Sean is Discorded, and now works for us.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You've done a very great job.
Discord: Thank toi very much.
Meanwhile in Canterlot
arc en ciel Dash: *With her friends* I hope Celestia is able to help us.
Rarity: Yes, we haven't seen Sean since we were chant a song about Christmas.
Fluttershy: I saw him go into the Everfree Forest.
Applejack: What would he be doing there?
Pinkie Pie: No idea, but Celestia might know.
arc en ciel Dash: Ok. *Takes a deep breath* Here we go. *Opens door*
Celestia: Ah, hello there. What can I help toi with?
arc en ciel Dash: Have toi seen Sean anywhere?
Celestia: I sent him on a mission to defeat Discord.
Mane 5: par himself?!
Celestia: Have toi seen him?
arc en ciel Dash: No. Have you?
Celestia: No. He hasn't reported back to me.
Fluttershy: He's probably in trouble.
Applejack: ou maybe dead.
arc en ciel Dash: I hope he isn't dead. We gotta go find him now!
Song: link
Sean: *Loading guns* *walks slowly towards motorcycle* Time to kill. *Rides on motorcycle*
Police: *Not far away*
Sean: *Passing police car*
Police: We've got a fast bike that just passed our position.
Sean: *Going very fast*
Police: *Following Sean*
Sean: *shoots tire on police car*
Police: *Flip car, and heading towards Sean*
Sean: *Jumps off bike, and runs very fast*
Police: *Crush bike*
Sean: *Lifting building*
Ponies: *Screaming*
Sean: *Throws building at police*
Police: *Die*
plus ponies: *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots a pony's head off*
Surviving officer: *calling back up*
Police Captain: Sorry, we can't do that.
Sean: *Kills surviving officer*
Trixie: *tries to cast a spell*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *forgets spell*
Sean: *runs towards Carousel Botique*
Ponies: *Begin to try, and fight back*
Meanwhile in Canterlot
arc en ciel Dash: *Flying very fast to Ponyville*
Celestia, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy: *Following arc en ciel Dash*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Thunderlane*
Thunderlane: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Doctor Whooves*
Doctor Whooves: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Lyra*
Lyra: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Bonbon*
Bonbon: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Carrot Top*
Carrot Top: *dies*
News Ponies: *Filming catastrophe at sûr, sans danger distance*
Meanwhile at Discord's base
Discord: *Watching news* Let's do this Robotnik: Get out there quickly.
Nazis: Heil Robotnik *runs to battlefield*
Discord: Go my italians.
Italian Soldiers: *Run to help Nazis*
Griffons: *Helping Italians, and Nazis*
Changelings: *Helping Griffons, Italians, and Nazis*
Celestia: Royal Guards, go!
Royal Guards: *Enter fight against Nazis*
Nazis: *Fighting Royal Guards*
Sean: *Kills royal guard*
Nazi: I gotta reload.
Sean: Let me deal with this. *runs towards building*
Royal Guards: Shoot the discorded hedgehog!
Sean: *Lifting building*
Royal Guards: *sees building* run!
Sean: *throws building at royal guards, which kills them all*
Celestia: *sees Sean* He's Discorded.
arc en ciel Dash: Oh no!
Applebloom: *Running towards safety*
Sean: *Chasing Applebloom*
Applebloom: AAH!
Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo: Hurry! To the arbre house!
Sean: *shoots Applebloom*
Scootaloo: No!
Sean: *sees Scootaloo* toi were that poney that kept getting hangovers during the first song! *blows Scootaloo's brains out*
Sweetie Belle: AAH!! *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots Sweetie Belle*
Rarity: Sweetie Belle!!
Sean: *Shoots Rarity in the eye*
Rarity: AAH!! *Dies*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity? *dies*
Nazis: There are plus ponies at the train station.
Sean: Then let's go kill them. *runs to train station*
Nazis: *Following Sean*
Celestia: We need to get out of here.
arc en ciel Dash: I can't let Sean stay like this. He'll kill everypony!
Celestia: toi can't face him alone.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can. *Flies towards Sean*
Nazis: Pony! *Shooting at arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Dodging bullets, and kicking Nazis*
Nazis: *Shoot each other*
Sean: *Looks back* Get her!
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks at Sean, then flies away*
Sean: *running 300 miles an hour*
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies upwards*
Sean: *Jumps on haut, retour au début of building, and jumps from rooftop going very high*
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks at Sean*
Sean: *grabs arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Struggles to escape*
Sean: *Throws arc en ciel Dash into window*
arc en ciel Dash: *Stuck in window*
Sean: *Pulls arc en ciel Dash out of window*
arc en ciel Dash: *Very hurt*
Sean: *Punching arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Barely standing*
Sean: *grabs arc en ciel Dash's tail*
arc en ciel Dash: Uh oh.
Sean: *Swinging arc en ciel Dash around*
arc en ciel Dash: Whoooa!!
Sean: *Throws arc en ciel Dash into tree*
arc en ciel Dash: *Knocked out*
Celestia: That's enough!
Sean: *Grabs machine gun*
Celestia: *About to use magic*
Sean: *Kills Celestia*
Celestia's magic went towards Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *gets hit par magic*
cidre fort, applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Taking cover*
Fluttershy: *Dies*
Applejack: We better get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Right toi are. *Running away*
Applejack: *Following Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Laughing* All of Equestria will be mine!! *Laughing*
Nazis: We must rapporter back to Canterlot.
Sean: Got it *grabs chaos emerald*
Nazis: *Gather around Sean*
Sean: Chaos control *teleports himself, and Nazis to Canterlot*
arc en ciel Dash: *wakes up* Oh no. Discord got my boyfriend to become evil, and destroy Ponyville. Now they're heading for Canterlot. *Looks at her wounds* I gotta go find Zecora. Hopefully, she's not dead.
arc en ciel Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.
arc en ciel Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, arc en ciel Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
arc en ciel Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
arc en ciel Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as toi can see.
arc en ciel Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to rejoindre his army, and now he's killing everypony. par now, he's probably in Canterlot.
Zecora: Did toi say, someone was discorded?
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, my boyfriend Sean the hedgehog.
Zecora: I must make a potion for him to drink. Meanwhile, toi must think. We need a plan to attack Canterlot.
arc en ciel Dash: Ok. What about my injuries?
Zecora: I will fix those too.
arc en ciel Dash: Thank toi Zecora.
In Canterlot.
Robotnik: How wonderful. Discord's men now have control of Ponyville, which will allow us to go straight into Manehattan.
Twilight: Man, what's so important about Manehattan?
Robotnik: Equestria's stock exchange. We take that over, and everypony in all of Equestria will be bankrupt.
Shadow: It's a very good plan Doctor. However, I have one question.
Robotnik: Go ahead Shadow.
Shadow: What if someone arrives, and get's Sean out of the discorded stage?
Robotnik: No one will do that. As long as he is discorded, he will remain that way. He'll help us kill ponies, and then when the killing is over, we take over a city. Not too hard, huh?
Sean: No.
Shadow: Of course not.
Twilight: Yo, I'm cool with it.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. toi three must tell Gilda, and Chrysalis about this right away.
In another room.
Gilda: *sitting near Chrysalis*
Chrysalis: *farting for five seconds*
Gilda: I am going to the other side of the room now. *Walks to other side of room*
Chrysalis: I didn't mean to do that, but I can do some on purpose if you'd like. *farts loudly*
Gilda: *Becomes unconscious*
Sean: *Walks in with Shadow, and Twilight* We just recieved news from Dr. Robotnik.
Chrysalis: What are we doing?
Sean: Taking over Manehattan.
Shadow: And don't toi dare pass anymore gas along the way. Remember what Robotnik told you.
Chrysalis: Yeah, whatever. Save it for the battle, blah blah blah.
arc en ciel Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.
arc en ciel Dash: I thought toi two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have toi two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
arc en ciel Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Friends back to life.
Applejack: Will toi get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
arc en ciel Dash: Good. Thank toi so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. arc en ciel Dash is retarded.
arc en ciel Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.
Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.
Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are toi doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't toi leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad toi are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two plus bombs* Twilight, see if toi can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: toi got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane suivant to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one toi want.
So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.
Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: salut Applejack. Have toi ever had an pomme in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have toi Rainbow?
arc en ciel Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, thanks.
Soon, they saw airplanes leaving Canterlot.
Applejack: Where are they heading?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know, but I do know they're going north.
arc en ciel Dash: I hope Zecora gets here soon.
Zecora was at Ponyville.
Zecora: *Bringing Fluttershy, and Rarity back to life.
Fluttershy & Rarity: *Wake up*
Rarity: Oh, what happened?
Zecora: toi were killed, but I have brought toi back to life with a potion. *gives potion to Fluttershy* Use this to bring every dead poney back to life.
Fluttershy: Ok.
Zecora: And toi Rarity, must bring everypony back to life with your magic.
Rarity: Alright. What are toi going to do?
Zecora: I must go back to Canterlot, and help the rest of your Friends get Sean back to normal.
Fluttershy: What's wrong with him?
Zecora: He's discorded.
Rarity: Oh yes, I remember. That's why he killed everypony here.
Zecora: Hurry now. Everypony must be brought back to life.
Fluttershy: We're on it.
Zecora: *Swallows teleportaion potion, and returns to Canterlot*
arc en ciel Dash: Zecora. Thank god you're here. The Nazis just had some airplanes leaving.
Applejack: We don't know where they're heading.
Zecora: I think they're going to Manehattan.
Pinkie Pie: Why Manehattan?
Zecora: The stock exchange. If they destroy that, we'll all be bankrupt.
arc en ciel Dash: Then we gotta teleport on one of those airplanes.
Zecora: Ok. Everyone must drink a small amount. *drinks potion*
Pinkie Pie: *drinks potion*
Applejack: *drink potion*
arc en ciel Dash: *drinks potion*
Soon, the three ponies, and zèbre, zebra teleported onto one of the airplanes.
Sean: *Waiting to drop bombs*
arc en ciel Dash: We're on the same plane that Sean is on.
Zecora: Good. Now with yet another potion, we can turn him back into normal.
Sean: *Sees Zecora* Intruder!
arc en ciel Dash: *Tackles Sean*
Sean: *Falls on ground*
arc en ciel Dash: The potion, quickly!
Zecora: *grabs potion* This is it, be careful.
Sean: *Pushes arc en ciel Dash off of him*
Zecora: I was about to throw it to Rainbow, but she was too much of a pussy to keep him from escaping.
arc en ciel Dash: Hey!
Sean: *Grabs gun*
arc en ciel Dash: Here we go again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *choking*
Applejack: Oh shit. What did toi do?
Zecora: He must avaler, hirondelle the potion, ou it won't work.
Sean: *spits potion*
Pinkie Pie: Do it again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *Drinks potion* hey, this stuff tastes good. I must have plus before I kill you.
Zecora: par all means. *Gives potion to Sean*
Sean: *Drinks plus of the potion*
Then suddenly, I turned back to normal.
Sean: Ugh, *holding head* What happened?
Pinkie Pie: toi were discorded.
Sean: I can't see.
Zecora: Your eye sight will turn back to normal soon.
Sean: Where am I?
arc en ciel Dash: On an airplane.
Sean: *hears arc en ciel Dash* Who are you? *Gets eyesight back*
arc en ciel Dash: Someone who loves you.
Sean: *Sees arc en ciel Dash* Dash?
arc en ciel Dash: You're back to normal! *Hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugs back* I'm so sorry about what happened.
arc en ciel Dash: It wasn't your fault. We need to get off this thing.
Sean: But first, we gotta destroy the other airplanes.
arc en ciel Dash: They're close to Manehattan.
Sean: We gotta act quickly. *grabs bomb*
Applejack: What are toi going to do?
Sean: Throw this bomb at one of the planes. One of toi must take over, and get us away from here.
Applejack: I got it.
arc en ciel Dash: I can try, and fly onto one of those airplanes.
Sean: Go for it. Zecora, do toi have anymore of that teleportation potion left?
Zecora: Yes.
Sean: Then teleport onto one of those planes, and take out the pilot.
Applejack: *Takes over plane* I'm flying above one of the planes.
Sean: Ok. I'll throw the bomb onto that plane then. *Opens hatch*
Shadow: *Notices plane above him* What?
Sean: *drops bomb*
Shadow: Turn left!
Pilot: Why?
Shadow: A bomb is going to fall on us!
But it was too late. Shadow's plane blew up.
Twilight: *Sees explosion* Man, what was dat?
Pilot: One of the planes blew up.
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies on* Hello sister.
Twilight: Ha, you're gonna try, and fight me again? toi ain't gonna win.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: Ow *Heads towards cockpit*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks Twilight into cockpit*
Twilight: *goes towards pilot*
Pilot: We better land.
Twilight: No man, keep going. That stock exchange must blow up.
arc en ciel Dash: *Knocks out Twilight* Alright. Turn this thing around, ou I'll do the same thing to you.
Pilot: Okay. *turns plane around*
Meanwhile, on the plane Zecora was on.
Zecora: *teleports par Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis*
Gilda: What are toi doing here toi dumb pony?
Zecora: I'm a zebra! *attacking Gilda*
Queen Chrysalis: Leave her alone! *About to kick Zecora*
Zecora: *Ducks*
Queen Chrysalis: *Kicks Gilda*
Gilda: *Falls on pilot*
Pilot: Ah! *K.O'd*
Zecora: *enters cockpit*
Queen Chrysalis: Make this stop! *Falls out*
Zecora: *Turns plane around*
We successfully stopped the attack on Manehattan.
Sean: *On radio* Celestia. Do toi copy?
Celestia: Sean, is that you?
Sean: Yes. I'm no longer Discorded, and will be heading to your position. Let us know where to land.
Celestia: Go to the airport in Canterlot. We have repelled Nazi Forces, and have regained control of Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good. Dash, Zecora, we're going to the Canterlot airport. Follow Applejack.
Applejack: *Flies to airport*
arc en ciel Dash & Zecora: *Follows Applejack*
We arrived at the Canterlot airport, and saw Celestia waiting for us.
Sean: *Exits airplane*
Applejack: *Exits airplane*
Pinkie Pie: *Exits airplane*
Zecora: *Exits airplane*
Celestia: I'm glad to see toi all arrived safely.
Sean: Thank you. We tried our hardest.
arc en ciel Dash: They weren't enough to stop us.
Celestia: Alright. Now, to head into my castle, and plan for our suivant mission. *teleports everyone into castle*
Sean: Feels like I haven't been here in a while.
arc en ciel Dash: Nazi Forces have had control of this château for a long time.
Celestia: And now, we have control of the castle.
Applejack: What about our mission?
Celestia: We will try to take my old château from Discord again.
Sean: Hopefully, I don't have to go there par myself.
Celestia: Of course not. I'm sorry for having toi deal with that torturous event.
Sean: Ah, that's alright. My Friends turned me back to normal, and we're going to teach Discord a lesson.
Pinkie Pie: What if he gets all of us discorded?
Sean: Impossible. If we all work together, he won't be able to defeat us.
Meanwhile, in Discord's base.
Discord: *Hears phone ring* Ah, that must be Robotnik, sharing the good news with me. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Robotnik: Discord! I've got terrible news!
Discord: *Frowns* What happened?
Robotnik: Some of Sean's Friends turned him back to normal, and he prevented my army from bombing Manehattan.
Discord: Well, what are we going to do?
Robotnik: Keep fighting them. If they refuse to surrender, we must kill them.
Italian Soldier: Sir, Sean the hedgehog is coming here with reinforcements.
Discord: Well don't just stand there, kill them!
Italian Soldier: Yes sir.
Discord: As for toi Robotnik, get as many of your men to come here as quickly as toi can.
Robotnik: I will do that right now.
Discord: Good *Hangs up*
Robotnik: Alright. Get into Ponyville now! Discord's army is going to need our help!
Nazis: *Saluting* Heil Robotnik!
par the time we arrived at Ponyville, the Italians were waiting for us.
Sean: Take cover, before they see us. *Hiding par wall*
Celestia: *Waiting par cart*
arc en ciel Dash: *waiting suivant to Celestia*
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Go into abandoned building*
Zecora: *Behind Sean*
Italians: *See nothing* Torniamo alla base. *Walking away*
Sean: *Whispering* déplacer up.
Celestia: *Whispers to Pinkie Pie & Applejack* déplacer up.
Pinkie Pie: *Leaves abandoned building*
Sean: *Moves up*
Others: *following Sean*
Italians: *walk into everfree forest*
Sean: Follow them back to the base. Do not engage.
Queen Chrysalis: *Sees Sean, and his friends* Oh, Dr.
Robotnik: What now?
Queen Chrysalis: I found Sean the hedgehog.
Robotnik: Good. Much of my men will arrive soon. Keep Sean's Friends busy until the Nazis arrive.
Queen Chrysalis: With pleasure.
Sean: *Hears Chrysalis* What was that?
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees Chrysalis* It's Queen Chrysalis!
Sean: Who?
Queen Chrysalis: *About to attack*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Don't touch me! I will fuck toi up, toi hear me?! I will fuck toi up!!
Sean: *Knocks out Queen Chrysalis*
Nazis: *Arriving*
Sean: We better hurry before they catch up to us. *runs into everfree forest*
arc en ciel Dash: *Follows*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Applejack: *Follows*
Zecora: *Follows*
Celestia: *follows*
We get towards Discord's base.
Sean: A lot of guards there.
Italian Soldiers: *Patrolling castle*
Sean: *Setting up machine gun*
Celestia: On my go, feu when ready.
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Carrying assault rifles*
arc en ciel Dash: *carrying P90*
Zecora: *Carrying shotgun*
Celestia: Now!
We start shooting at the Italians. Discord was in his office when he heard the shooting.
Discord: What is happening?
Italians: *Running to defensive positions*
Discord: *Sees Sean, and others attacking* Why wasn't I told about this?
Italian Soldier: toi told us to atttack any intruders as soon as possible. We had no time to tell you.
Discord: Then continue the shooting.
Sean: *Shoots two Italian Soldiers*
Celestia: déplacer up. *Goes to door*
Sean: *Follows*
Discord: They're advancing. Do not let them get any closer.
Italians: *Go downstairs*
Applejack: *Kicks door open*
Italians: *Firing guns*
All of us were taking cover.
Zecora: *Grabs grenade*
Italians: *getting closer*
Pinkie Pie: *Knocks out a soldier*
arc en ciel Dash: *Shoots four soldiers*
Discord: Go, get out there now!
Two italian Soldiers: *run towards door*
Zecora: *Pulls pin, and throws grenade*
Italians: *Running away*
Discord: What are toi running away from?
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Discord: Oh, now I see why toi ran away.
Italians: *Holding onto Discord tightly*
Discord: Get off me, and fight!
Italians: Why don't toi help us Discord?
Discord: No, I'm far too busy to do that.
Sean: *Walks in* Get down, now!
Discord: *Lays down*
Italians: *Laying down*
Celestia: toi are underarrest for murder, and I believe toi also discorded a very good friend of mine.
Robotnik: Not so fast!
Sean: Robotnik?!
Robotnik: Drop the weapons, ou we kill you.
Sean: *Sighs* Do what he says.
Celestia: But-
Sean: Now!
All of us drop our weapons.
Robotnik: I sentence toi all to a new concentration camp that I have created in another place called Germaneigh.
Nazis: *Arresting Sean, Pinkie, arc en ciel Dash, Applejack, Zecora, and Celestia*
Robotnik: Put them in the airplanes, and take them to the camp.
Nazis: Ja, mien fuehrer.
So this was it. We got arrested, and now we were going to a prison camp far away, but that's another story.
The End.
Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9
Discorded
Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes toi is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.
We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.
Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the seconde world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.
During part of the Return Of Harmony episode Discord a dit the word Arrivederci, and just because of that he needed italians. With that out of the way, I had to focus on my assignment.
Sean: Where does Discord have his army set up?
Celestia: They have rebuilt my old château in the Everfree Forest, and are using that as their headquarters.
Sean: Am I going alone?
Celestia: Yes. toi need stealth to wipe out that entire army.
Sean: I won't let toi down Princess. *salutes*
Meanwhile in Canterlot.
Nazis: *Marching down street*
Robotnik: *Arrives* I've brought plus reinforcements, but I've heard toi let Sean the hedgehog escape.
Twilight: Man it wasn't my fault! Much of the soldiers that were in Bethlehem with me were retards.
Robotnik: I can't let toi talk poorly about my army.
Twilight: Whatever man. They're in Ponyville, and I just got word from Discord that the poney Alliance are making plans to attack.
Robotnik: Then we must get ready.
Gilda: And we will help you.
Robotnik: Who are you, and what do toi mean par "we will help you?"
Gilda: Me, and the griffons.
Queen Chrysalis: And don't forget about the changelings. *Farts*
Robotnik: Ugh! *Covers nose* Save that for the battle. That could kill someone.
Queen Chrysalis: Sorry Doctor.
Suddenly the phone rings
Twilight: Man hold up *Picks up phone* Man, who's dis?
Discord: It's me Discord. I have a plan to destroy all of Equestria.
Twilight: And that is?
Discord: We get help from Sean the hedgehog.
Twilight: And how are we going to get Sean to help us?
Discord: I will have him discorded. Just like what I did to your Friends a while back.
Twilight: Damn, I forgot about that.
Discord: Are toi pleased to be working with me now?
Twilight: Man, as long as those ponies representing the elements of harmony die, yes.
Discord: Don't worry. Once Sean becomes discorded, he will kill everyone we tell him to.
Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...
Applebloom: We need your help putting up the lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.
Song: link
Ponies: The first thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree. The seconde thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The third thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers
Sean: *On stepladder* Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: *Drinking beer* Hangovers
Sean: *On roof* Rigging up the lights
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *falls through ceiling suivant to Scootaloo* RIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The seventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Prince Blueblood: The Salvation army.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: Oh geez *putting lights in box*
Sean: I'M TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eighth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sweetie Belle: I wanna Transformer for Christmas!
Prince Blueblood: Charities *points at Rarity* And what do toi mean your in-laws?
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, making out these cards.
Scootaloo: Uh, get me a beer, huh?
Sean: What, we got no extension cords?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The ninth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Big Mac: Finding parking spaces
Sweetie Belle: Daddy, I want some candy.
Prince Blueblood: Donations!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: écriture out those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *Back outside* Now why the hell aren't they blinking?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The tenth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Buy me something!
Prince Blueblood: *Pushes Sweetie Belle* Get a job toi bum!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Yo, ho. Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: *staring at vomit* Oh geez, look at this.
Sean: *Puts one light out*One light goes out, they all go out!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Prince Blueblood: Charities!
Rarity: *Hiding in bathroom* She's a witch, I hate her.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, I don't even know half these people.
Scootaloo: *Shitting* Who's got the toilet paper?
Sean: GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The twelth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Royal Guards: chant Christmas carols.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking!
Sweetie Belle: *Crying*
Prince Blueblood: Charities.
Rarity: Gotta make 'em dinner.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: I'm not sending them this year, that's it.
Scootaloo: Shut up you.
Sean: Fine, YOU'RE SO SMART, toi RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree.
Trixie: *Steals Christmas tree*
After the song ended, I left everypony, and went into the Everfree Forest
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.
Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really l’amour shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier par window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone par the door. Speaking of the door, it opened par itself from the explosion.
Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding par wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
plus Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like toi think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. toi think toi can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put pistolets away*
Sean: toi really think toi can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since toi arrived to their world. toi should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me?
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want toi to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony toi see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, ou Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do toi know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.
I was now discorded, and taking orders from Discord.
Discord: *On phone* Yes, I know this line is for Nazi use only.
Operator: Then get off if you're not a Nazi.
Discord: I am Discord. Get Robotnik on the phone, and tell him who's on.
Operator: Discord?
Discord: Yes, Discord.
Operator: Why didn't toi just say so? I'll get Robotnik for toi quickly.
Discord: Thank you.
Robotnik: Ja? Is that toi Discord?
Discord: It's me. Sean is Discorded, and now works for us.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You've done a very great job.
Discord: Thank toi very much.
Meanwhile in Canterlot
arc en ciel Dash: *With her friends* I hope Celestia is able to help us.
Rarity: Yes, we haven't seen Sean since we were chant a song about Christmas.
Fluttershy: I saw him go into the Everfree Forest.
Applejack: What would he be doing there?
Pinkie Pie: No idea, but Celestia might know.
arc en ciel Dash: Ok. *Takes a deep breath* Here we go. *Opens door*
Celestia: Ah, hello there. What can I help toi with?
arc en ciel Dash: Have toi seen Sean anywhere?
Celestia: I sent him on a mission to defeat Discord.
Mane 5: par himself?!
Celestia: Have toi seen him?
arc en ciel Dash: No. Have you?
Celestia: No. He hasn't reported back to me.
Fluttershy: He's probably in trouble.
Applejack: ou maybe dead.
arc en ciel Dash: I hope he isn't dead. We gotta go find him now!
Song: link
Sean: *Loading guns* *walks slowly towards motorcycle* Time to kill. *Rides on motorcycle*
Police: *Not far away*
Sean: *Passing police car*
Police: We've got a fast bike that just passed our position.
Sean: *Going very fast*
Police: *Following Sean*
Sean: *shoots tire on police car*
Police: *Flip car, and heading towards Sean*
Sean: *Jumps off bike, and runs very fast*
Police: *Crush bike*
Sean: *Lifting building*
Ponies: *Screaming*
Sean: *Throws building at police*
Police: *Die*
plus ponies: *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots a pony's head off*
Surviving officer: *calling back up*
Police Captain: Sorry, we can't do that.
Sean: *Kills surviving officer*
Trixie: *tries to cast a spell*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *forgets spell*
Sean: *runs towards Carousel Botique*
Ponies: *Begin to try, and fight back*
Meanwhile in Canterlot
arc en ciel Dash: *Flying very fast to Ponyville*
Celestia, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy: *Following arc en ciel Dash*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Thunderlane*
Thunderlane: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Doctor Whooves*
Doctor Whooves: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Lyra*
Lyra: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Bonbon*
Bonbon: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Carrot Top*
Carrot Top: *dies*
News Ponies: *Filming catastrophe at sûr, sans danger distance*
Meanwhile at Discord's base
Discord: *Watching news* Let's do this Robotnik: Get out there quickly.
Nazis: Heil Robotnik *runs to battlefield*
Discord: Go my italians.
Italian Soldiers: *Run to help Nazis*
Griffons: *Helping Italians, and Nazis*
Changelings: *Helping Griffons, Italians, and Nazis*
Celestia: Royal Guards, go!
Royal Guards: *Enter fight against Nazis*
Nazis: *Fighting Royal Guards*
Sean: *Kills royal guard*
Nazi: I gotta reload.
Sean: Let me deal with this. *runs towards building*
Royal Guards: Shoot the discorded hedgehog!
Sean: *Lifting building*
Royal Guards: *sees building* run!
Sean: *throws building at royal guards, which kills them all*
Celestia: *sees Sean* He's Discorded.
arc en ciel Dash: Oh no!
Applebloom: *Running towards safety*
Sean: *Chasing Applebloom*
Applebloom: AAH!
Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo: Hurry! To the arbre house!
Sean: *shoots Applebloom*
Scootaloo: No!
Sean: *sees Scootaloo* toi were that poney that kept getting hangovers during the first song! *blows Scootaloo's brains out*
Sweetie Belle: AAH!! *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots Sweetie Belle*
Rarity: Sweetie Belle!!
Sean: *Shoots Rarity in the eye*
Rarity: AAH!! *Dies*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity? *dies*
Nazis: There are plus ponies at the train station.
Sean: Then let's go kill them. *runs to train station*
Nazis: *Following Sean*
Celestia: We need to get out of here.
arc en ciel Dash: I can't let Sean stay like this. He'll kill everypony!
Celestia: toi can't face him alone.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can. *Flies towards Sean*
Nazis: Pony! *Shooting at arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Dodging bullets, and kicking Nazis*
Nazis: *Shoot each other*
Sean: *Looks back* Get her!
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks at Sean, then flies away*
Sean: *running 300 miles an hour*
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies upwards*
Sean: *Jumps on haut, retour au début of building, and jumps from rooftop going very high*
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks at Sean*
Sean: *grabs arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Struggles to escape*
Sean: *Throws arc en ciel Dash into window*
arc en ciel Dash: *Stuck in window*
Sean: *Pulls arc en ciel Dash out of window*
arc en ciel Dash: *Very hurt*
Sean: *Punching arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Barely standing*
Sean: *grabs arc en ciel Dash's tail*
arc en ciel Dash: Uh oh.
Sean: *Swinging arc en ciel Dash around*
arc en ciel Dash: Whoooa!!
Sean: *Throws arc en ciel Dash into tree*
arc en ciel Dash: *Knocked out*
Celestia: That's enough!
Sean: *Grabs machine gun*
Celestia: *About to use magic*
Sean: *Kills Celestia*
Celestia's magic went towards Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *gets hit par magic*
cidre fort, applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Taking cover*
Fluttershy: *Dies*
Applejack: We better get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Right toi are. *Running away*
Applejack: *Following Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Laughing* All of Equestria will be mine!! *Laughing*
Nazis: We must rapporter back to Canterlot.
Sean: Got it *grabs chaos emerald*
Nazis: *Gather around Sean*
Sean: Chaos control *teleports himself, and Nazis to Canterlot*
arc en ciel Dash: *wakes up* Oh no. Discord got my boyfriend to become evil, and destroy Ponyville. Now they're heading for Canterlot. *Looks at her wounds* I gotta go find Zecora. Hopefully, she's not dead.
arc en ciel Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.
arc en ciel Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, arc en ciel Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
arc en ciel Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
arc en ciel Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as toi can see.
arc en ciel Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to rejoindre his army, and now he's killing everypony. par now, he's probably in Canterlot.
Zecora: Did toi say, someone was discorded?
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, my boyfriend Sean the hedgehog.
Zecora: I must make a potion for him to drink. Meanwhile, toi must think. We need a plan to attack Canterlot.
arc en ciel Dash: Ok. What about my injuries?
Zecora: I will fix those too.
arc en ciel Dash: Thank toi Zecora.
In Canterlot.
Robotnik: How wonderful. Discord's men now have control of Ponyville, which will allow us to go straight into Manehattan.
Twilight: Man, what's so important about Manehattan?
Robotnik: Equestria's stock exchange. We take that over, and everypony in all of Equestria will be bankrupt.
Shadow: It's a very good plan Doctor. However, I have one question.
Robotnik: Go ahead Shadow.
Shadow: What if someone arrives, and get's Sean out of the discorded stage?
Robotnik: No one will do that. As long as he is discorded, he will remain that way. He'll help us kill ponies, and then when the killing is over, we take over a city. Not too hard, huh?
Sean: No.
Shadow: Of course not.
Twilight: Yo, I'm cool with it.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. toi three must tell Gilda, and Chrysalis about this right away.
In another room.
Gilda: *sitting near Chrysalis*
Chrysalis: *farting for five seconds*
Gilda: I am going to the other side of the room now. *Walks to other side of room*
Chrysalis: I didn't mean to do that, but I can do some on purpose if you'd like. *farts loudly*
Gilda: *Becomes unconscious*
Sean: *Walks in with Shadow, and Twilight* We just recieved news from Dr. Robotnik.
Chrysalis: What are we doing?
Sean: Taking over Manehattan.
Shadow: And don't toi dare pass anymore gas along the way. Remember what Robotnik told you.
Chrysalis: Yeah, whatever. Save it for the battle, blah blah blah.
arc en ciel Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.
arc en ciel Dash: I thought toi two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have toi two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
arc en ciel Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Friends back to life.
Applejack: Will toi get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
arc en ciel Dash: Good. Thank toi so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. arc en ciel Dash is retarded.
arc en ciel Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.
Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.
Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are toi doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't toi leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad toi are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two plus bombs* Twilight, see if toi can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: toi got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane suivant to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one toi want.
So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.
Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: salut Applejack. Have toi ever had an pomme in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have toi Rainbow?
arc en ciel Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, thanks.
Soon, they saw airplanes leaving Canterlot.
Applejack: Where are they heading?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know, but I do know they're going north.
arc en ciel Dash: I hope Zecora gets here soon.
Zecora was at Ponyville.
Zecora: *Bringing Fluttershy, and Rarity back to life.
Fluttershy & Rarity: *Wake up*
Rarity: Oh, what happened?
Zecora: toi were killed, but I have brought toi back to life with a potion. *gives potion to Fluttershy* Use this to bring every dead poney back to life.
Fluttershy: Ok.
Zecora: And toi Rarity, must bring everypony back to life with your magic.
Rarity: Alright. What are toi going to do?
Zecora: I must go back to Canterlot, and help the rest of your Friends get Sean back to normal.
Fluttershy: What's wrong with him?
Zecora: He's discorded.
Rarity: Oh yes, I remember. That's why he killed everypony here.
Zecora: Hurry now. Everypony must be brought back to life.
Fluttershy: We're on it.
Zecora: *Swallows teleportaion potion, and returns to Canterlot*
arc en ciel Dash: Zecora. Thank god you're here. The Nazis just had some airplanes leaving.
Applejack: We don't know where they're heading.
Zecora: I think they're going to Manehattan.
Pinkie Pie: Why Manehattan?
Zecora: The stock exchange. If they destroy that, we'll all be bankrupt.
arc en ciel Dash: Then we gotta teleport on one of those airplanes.
Zecora: Ok. Everyone must drink a small amount. *drinks potion*
Pinkie Pie: *drinks potion*
Applejack: *drink potion*
arc en ciel Dash: *drinks potion*
Soon, the three ponies, and zèbre, zebra teleported onto one of the airplanes.
Sean: *Waiting to drop bombs*
arc en ciel Dash: We're on the same plane that Sean is on.
Zecora: Good. Now with yet another potion, we can turn him back into normal.
Sean: *Sees Zecora* Intruder!
arc en ciel Dash: *Tackles Sean*
Sean: *Falls on ground*
arc en ciel Dash: The potion, quickly!
Zecora: *grabs potion* This is it, be careful.
Sean: *Pushes arc en ciel Dash off of him*
Zecora: I was about to throw it to Rainbow, but she was too much of a pussy to keep him from escaping.
arc en ciel Dash: Hey!
Sean: *Grabs gun*
arc en ciel Dash: Here we go again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *choking*
Applejack: Oh shit. What did toi do?
Zecora: He must avaler, hirondelle the potion, ou it won't work.
Sean: *spits potion*
Pinkie Pie: Do it again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *Drinks potion* hey, this stuff tastes good. I must have plus before I kill you.
Zecora: par all means. *Gives potion to Sean*
Sean: *Drinks plus of the potion*
Then suddenly, I turned back to normal.
Sean: Ugh, *holding head* What happened?
Pinkie Pie: toi were discorded.
Sean: I can't see.
Zecora: Your eye sight will turn back to normal soon.
Sean: Where am I?
arc en ciel Dash: On an airplane.
Sean: *hears arc en ciel Dash* Who are you? *Gets eyesight back*
arc en ciel Dash: Someone who loves you.
Sean: *Sees arc en ciel Dash* Dash?
arc en ciel Dash: You're back to normal! *Hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugs back* I'm so sorry about what happened.
arc en ciel Dash: It wasn't your fault. We need to get off this thing.
Sean: But first, we gotta destroy the other airplanes.
arc en ciel Dash: They're close to Manehattan.
Sean: We gotta act quickly. *grabs bomb*
Applejack: What are toi going to do?
Sean: Throw this bomb at one of the planes. One of toi must take over, and get us away from here.
Applejack: I got it.
arc en ciel Dash: I can try, and fly onto one of those airplanes.
Sean: Go for it. Zecora, do toi have anymore of that teleportation potion left?
Zecora: Yes.
Sean: Then teleport onto one of those planes, and take out the pilot.
Applejack: *Takes over plane* I'm flying above one of the planes.
Sean: Ok. I'll throw the bomb onto that plane then. *Opens hatch*
Shadow: *Notices plane above him* What?
Sean: *drops bomb*
Shadow: Turn left!
Pilot: Why?
Shadow: A bomb is going to fall on us!
But it was too late. Shadow's plane blew up.
Twilight: *Sees explosion* Man, what was dat?
Pilot: One of the planes blew up.
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies on* Hello sister.
Twilight: Ha, you're gonna try, and fight me again? toi ain't gonna win.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: Ow *Heads towards cockpit*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks Twilight into cockpit*
Twilight: *goes towards pilot*
Pilot: We better land.
Twilight: No man, keep going. That stock exchange must blow up.
arc en ciel Dash: *Knocks out Twilight* Alright. Turn this thing around, ou I'll do the same thing to you.
Pilot: Okay. *turns plane around*
Meanwhile, on the plane Zecora was on.
Zecora: *teleports par Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis*
Gilda: What are toi doing here toi dumb pony?
Zecora: I'm a zebra! *attacking Gilda*
Queen Chrysalis: Leave her alone! *About to kick Zecora*
Zecora: *Ducks*
Queen Chrysalis: *Kicks Gilda*
Gilda: *Falls on pilot*
Pilot: Ah! *K.O'd*
Zecora: *enters cockpit*
Queen Chrysalis: Make this stop! *Falls out*
Zecora: *Turns plane around*
We successfully stopped the attack on Manehattan.
Sean: *On radio* Celestia. Do toi copy?
Celestia: Sean, is that you?
Sean: Yes. I'm no longer Discorded, and will be heading to your position. Let us know where to land.
Celestia: Go to the airport in Canterlot. We have repelled Nazi Forces, and have regained control of Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good. Dash, Zecora, we're going to the Canterlot airport. Follow Applejack.
Applejack: *Flies to airport*
arc en ciel Dash & Zecora: *Follows Applejack*
We arrived at the Canterlot airport, and saw Celestia waiting for us.
Sean: *Exits airplane*
Applejack: *Exits airplane*
Pinkie Pie: *Exits airplane*
Zecora: *Exits airplane*
Celestia: I'm glad to see toi all arrived safely.
Sean: Thank you. We tried our hardest.
arc en ciel Dash: They weren't enough to stop us.
Celestia: Alright. Now, to head into my castle, and plan for our suivant mission. *teleports everyone into castle*
Sean: Feels like I haven't been here in a while.
arc en ciel Dash: Nazi Forces have had control of this château for a long time.
Celestia: And now, we have control of the castle.
Applejack: What about our mission?
Celestia: We will try to take my old château from Discord again.
Sean: Hopefully, I don't have to go there par myself.
Celestia: Of course not. I'm sorry for having toi deal with that torturous event.
Sean: Ah, that's alright. My Friends turned me back to normal, and we're going to teach Discord a lesson.
Pinkie Pie: What if he gets all of us discorded?
Sean: Impossible. If we all work together, he won't be able to defeat us.
Meanwhile, in Discord's base.
Discord: *Hears phone ring* Ah, that must be Robotnik, sharing the good news with me. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Robotnik: Discord! I've got terrible news!
Discord: *Frowns* What happened?
Robotnik: Some of Sean's Friends turned him back to normal, and he prevented my army from bombing Manehattan.
Discord: Well, what are we going to do?
Robotnik: Keep fighting them. If they refuse to surrender, we must kill them.
Italian Soldier: Sir, Sean the hedgehog is coming here with reinforcements.
Discord: Well don't just stand there, kill them!
Italian Soldier: Yes sir.
Discord: As for toi Robotnik, get as many of your men to come here as quickly as toi can.
Robotnik: I will do that right now.
Discord: Good *Hangs up*
Robotnik: Alright. Get into Ponyville now! Discord's army is going to need our help!
Nazis: *Saluting* Heil Robotnik!
par the time we arrived at Ponyville, the Italians were waiting for us.
Sean: Take cover, before they see us. *Hiding par wall*
Celestia: *Waiting par cart*
arc en ciel Dash: *waiting suivant to Celestia*
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Go into abandoned building*
Zecora: *Behind Sean*
Italians: *See nothing* Torniamo alla base. *Walking away*
Sean: *Whispering* déplacer up.
Celestia: *Whispers to Pinkie Pie & Applejack* déplacer up.
Pinkie Pie: *Leaves abandoned building*
Sean: *Moves up*
Others: *following Sean*
Italians: *walk into everfree forest*
Sean: Follow them back to the base. Do not engage.
Queen Chrysalis: *Sees Sean, and his friends* Oh, Dr.
Robotnik: What now?
Queen Chrysalis: I found Sean the hedgehog.
Robotnik: Good. Much of my men will arrive soon. Keep Sean's Friends busy until the Nazis arrive.
Queen Chrysalis: With pleasure.
Sean: *Hears Chrysalis* What was that?
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees Chrysalis* It's Queen Chrysalis!
Sean: Who?
Queen Chrysalis: *About to attack*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Don't touch me! I will fuck toi up, toi hear me?! I will fuck toi up!!
Sean: *Knocks out Queen Chrysalis*
Nazis: *Arriving*
Sean: We better hurry before they catch up to us. *runs into everfree forest*
arc en ciel Dash: *Follows*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Applejack: *Follows*
Zecora: *Follows*
Celestia: *follows*
We get towards Discord's base.
Sean: A lot of guards there.
Italian Soldiers: *Patrolling castle*
Sean: *Setting up machine gun*
Celestia: On my go, feu when ready.
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Carrying assault rifles*
arc en ciel Dash: *carrying P90*
Zecora: *Carrying shotgun*
Celestia: Now!
We start shooting at the Italians. Discord was in his office when he heard the shooting.
Discord: What is happening?
Italians: *Running to defensive positions*
Discord: *Sees Sean, and others attacking* Why wasn't I told about this?
Italian Soldier: toi told us to atttack any intruders as soon as possible. We had no time to tell you.
Discord: Then continue the shooting.
Sean: *Shoots two Italian Soldiers*
Celestia: déplacer up. *Goes to door*
Sean: *Follows*
Discord: They're advancing. Do not let them get any closer.
Italians: *Go downstairs*
Applejack: *Kicks door open*
Italians: *Firing guns*
All of us were taking cover.
Zecora: *Grabs grenade*
Italians: *getting closer*
Pinkie Pie: *Knocks out a soldier*
arc en ciel Dash: *Shoots four soldiers*
Discord: Go, get out there now!
Two italian Soldiers: *run towards door*
Zecora: *Pulls pin, and throws grenade*
Italians: *Running away*
Discord: What are toi running away from?
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Discord: Oh, now I see why toi ran away.
Italians: *Holding onto Discord tightly*
Discord: Get off me, and fight!
Italians: Why don't toi help us Discord?
Discord: No, I'm far too busy to do that.
Sean: *Walks in* Get down, now!
Discord: *Lays down*
Italians: *Laying down*
Celestia: toi are underarrest for murder, and I believe toi also discorded a very good friend of mine.
Robotnik: Not so fast!
Sean: Robotnik?!
Robotnik: Drop the weapons, ou we kill you.
Sean: *Sighs* Do what he says.
Celestia: But-
Sean: Now!
All of us drop our weapons.
Robotnik: I sentence toi all to a new concentration camp that I have created in another place called Germaneigh.
Nazis: *Arresting Sean, Pinkie, arc en ciel Dash, Applejack, Zecora, and Celestia*
Robotnik: Put them in the airplanes, and take them to the camp.
Nazis: Ja, mien fuehrer.
So this was it. We got arrested, and now we were going to a prison camp far away, but that's another story.
The End.
What Sean looked like when he was Discorded
