Jordan
Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand par the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: toi got it, but may I ask toi a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't toi be able to hear the train come in?
Jordan: Yeah, but I want to take very special precautions in making this film. I want to make it the best Railway Safety Film anypony has ever watched.
Pete: And when you're filming on this railway, it will be the best Railway Safety Film anypony can ever watch.
Jordan: Good to know.
Two minutes passed, and Pete saw the passenger train coming.
Pete: Get ready, the train will be here soon.
Jordan: Those cameras are rolling, right.
Camerapony: *Filming* Yes.
Jordan: Good.
Orion: *Getting towards platform*
Jordan: *Waiting for train*
Camerapony: *Continues filming*
Orion: *slows train down*
Jordan: *Very happy*
Camerapony: *Filming train*
Orion: *stops train*
Passengers: *Walk out of train*
Jordan: Ok, we got enough film. Good work.
Camerapony: Alright. *Packing things up*
Pete: Where would toi like to go next?
Jordan: Oh, we're finished.
Pete: What?
Jordan: Yeah, toi provided us with a very perfect intro. Now we're going into Portland Oregon to film the rest of the video, but don't worry. We'll still be filming your trains. *Leaves*
Camerapony: *Follows*
Pete: *Walks to bench* Fucking liars.
Orion: What's the matter sir?
Pete: The film crew arrived, and only wanted to film toi arriving with a passenger train.
Orion: Am I going to be famous?! *Hovering in air*
Pete: Yeah, sure whatever.
Orion: Don't be like that Pete. Look, I know toi wanted that filming guy, ou whatever his name was to film an entire video around here, but look on the bright side. Being in the beginning of a video is better then not being in one at all.
Pete: toi know what? You're right. When that video gets released in theatres, I'm going to invite all of toi guys.
Orion: Even Gordon?
Pete: Maybe not him. He'd get traverser, croix about not being in the video.
Orion: He gets traverser, croix about everything. What does being traverser, croix mean anyway?
Pete: It's a British saying, for pissed off.
Orion: *Laughing*
Pete: *Laughs too*
Later with Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme at the station
Hawkeye: All that extra work for nothing?
Pete: Yeah, pretty much.
Hawkeye: *sighs* What do toi think about this Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: I say, let's buy Pete a drink.
Pete: I thought toi didn't drink Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: I don't, but I want to get toi a drink anyway.
Hawkeye: We, want to get toi a drink.
Pete: That's very nice of you. A drink, for the both of us then.
Hawkeye: I'll drink to that.
The End
On The suivant Episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the season 2 finale
London race track
Thomas' Flam Special
hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no feu dash: series D; im cœur, coeur broken as im écriture this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if toi ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
