My Little Poney Article: Stranded Part 2

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posted by ppgFireball

Twilight: Spike, take a note please.
Spike: -takes out paper and a quill-
Twilight: dear Princess Celestia, i'm here to rapporter that we are stranded on a deserted, unknown island due to a plane crash. could toi please send help? Your faithful studdent, Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: -blows note to Celestia's castle-
1 minute later....
Spike: -burps up a note from Celestia- Dear Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student, we are sending help right now. just stay calm and stay with your friends.
arc en ciel Dash: wait wait wait wait wait. how long until help arrives.
Spike: hmm...about.....1 month.
arc en ciel Dash: .............FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Twilight: don't worry everypony, we have each other. the bad thing is, we don't have sweets.
Pinkie Pie: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Twilight: sorry Pinkie. Pinkie? where'd she go?
pomme Jack: up there! -points to a mountain-
Rarity: Pinkamena Diane Pie, toi get down from there this instant!
Pinkie Pie: funny, toi sound just like my mom! -laughs and then gets serious- but no! i don't wanna live in a world without chocolat cake....or chocolate!!!
Twilight: don't do this! suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem. there's much-
Pinkie Pie: I DON'T GIVE A S**T!! -jumps off mountain and crashes into the ground very violently-
Respond in 3....2....1.
Pinkie Pie: -is alive and conscious- -growls in anger- MOTHERF**K!!!
Twilight: see, i told toi it was useless.
Rarity: Pinkie Pie is right Twilight, how am i supposed to survive with all this filth? i mean seriously, i might die here! what will happen to my beauty?! i think i'm gonna...i think i'm gonna...-faints-
arc en ciel Dash: ehh...she'll be fine.
Fluttershy: at least the island is full of cute little animals. :) -pets a bunny- speaking of animals, what are my poor pets going to back at home? they're going to starve to death! -cries-
pomme Jack: -pats Fluttershy's back- don't worry sugar cube, i bet you're pets are doin' fine. -eyes grow wide- and what about my farm and family?! pomme Bloom will be heartbroken when she figures her favori sister is missing?!
Rarity: -is awake- and Sweetie Belle! even though she causes trouble and all but....OH MY SWEET LITTLE SISTER!!! -cries-
Twilight: girls, don't worry! Princess Celestia sent help!
arc en ciel Dash: -zooms down to her- so?! what if there is no help! what if they drowned?! what if we're here for the rest of our lives?!
Twilight: -is feeling sad and whispers to herself- what if there isn't?
arc en ciel Dash: for the last time Pinkie! there is no chocolate!
Pinkie Pie: ......FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- -acts like the angry German kid-

To be continued.....

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Princesses & Country Bumpkins

posted by Kira_Mizuki

Princess Trika flew around PonyVille, eyeing the preparations with Princess Twilight's guidance for the Sun Summer Celebration. Despite being Queen Luna's daughter, she was still jouer la comédie like a normal pony, having fun, recklessly doing stuff, not being like a princess. Not jouer la comédie like one, not behaving like one.

As Princess Twilight brought her young 'apprentice' princess to AppleJack's Sweet pomme Acres to try out some of the tasty treats prepared. As they flew towards Sweet pomme Acres, Princess Twilight had to remind young Princess Trika to not gobble all of the treats up. She nodded and...

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Silver Tune's Story 25

posted by _Laugh_

Trixie stared at her reflection from her mirror. She was depressed. Her mane was in a bun, while her curled bangs were Hanging behind her ear. Tears rolled down her cheeks. Her eyes were covered with mascara. Snowy, Trixie's white cat tried to comfort her. It was no use. Moments later, Trixie's mother, Blue Wave, entered her room.

BW: Well, darling. What do toi think? Do toi like your new mane cut? Isn't it just this... Month?
Trixie: ..Uhh..
BW: Trixie, please say something to me. Dear, I bought toi all I could. But you're not talking. Is it because of all these accidents in school? Do you...

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Under Pressure Part 8

posted by karinabrony

Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw nourriture on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off par Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, salut guys! We were about to start decorating. Do toi want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...

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Under Pressure Part Four

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...

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Slycall part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a plage alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking bière in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets scorpion in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of films at 3 to bring toi important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have toi been?
??: Enjoying death....

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Robin capuche, hotte Of Trottingham part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mary

Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are toi going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little poulain, colt soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if toi hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill toi if toi go there!
Clint: Hey, lookie there. Two...

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The last solstice - Chapter 6: Contact

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 6: Contact

Nocturnal Mirage laid still on the soft grass. The warm rays of the sun were stroking his senses very gently. The stallion got Lost gazing at the sky. There were no clouds, just the endless horizon. He let his dark blue manteau absorb the heat of the fiery orb above. Freedom at last!

There’s no other place like this in the entire country! Maybe the tall mountains of his birthplace, Terra Absolutia could outshine the magnificent beauty of Amethyst Lake. The jewel of the Crystal Empire. No ripples disturbed the surface of the obsidian water. In spite the fact...

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Wheels of Evil - Part 8

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of Evil – Part 8

It’s almost dawn. The mare hears the strange rumble from far away. Not so later, the Plymouth shows up. The car backs up and parks down on her usual l’espace in the Everfree. Bon-Bon lurks in the shadows nearby. She starts connecting the dots. That is why she remains undetected! The forest hides her. Nopony goes in there. Just par looking at the Fury, the earth poney knows it’s a she.

The left door opens. Lyra gets out. She has an enraptured look on her face. Opalescent eyes. She walks like a lunatic. She’s... enchanted. Bon-Bon knows it’s the doing of the car somehow....

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License To Murder part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After 40 minutes of doing uh, stuff.. Con & Rain went to play plus poker.

Con: I'll let toi play this time.
Rain: I don't know if I can win.
Con: Nonsense, toi hate losing right?
Rain: Right.
Con: So why can't toi win?
Rain: Fine, I'll do it. *sits at table*
Waiter: Can I get anypony something?
Con: I'll have a milkshake, stirred, not shaken.
Waiter: Very well.
Tara: Excuse me sir.
Con: What do toi want?
Tara: I was wondering if toi could help me with something.
Con: No *walks back to table*
Dealer: Hey, is there somepony named Con Mane?
Con: That's me, why?
Dealer: Someone called, and a dit he...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going par my house. Frenchtown is right suivant to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why toi two say that.
Sean: It's from arc en ciel Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A arc en ciel Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta montrer Ian...

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Adventures in Equestria: musique Class

posted by hikari_hiwatari

Tear Drop was getting ready for school, she sighed as she looked the song she wrote a few years back "i hope this turns out ok" she a dit as she picked up her song and walked over to her bag putting her song in it as she out her bag on she sighed as she walked out of her room she looked around and went to check on her brother Night feu she opened the door slightly and looked to see her brother asleep she smiled as she closed the door slightly and walked off and out of the house she didn't really feel hungry so she decided to skip breakfast. A few hours later she was just walking to her school...

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You'll Only Live Twice part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over par the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* plus like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do toi need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that toi know this,...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch.1 part 2

posted by Dragon4322

Enemy tank

Green Flame heard a noise outside so he went to go see what it was. None of the other ponies were up except for him. "What the??" Green Flame said. And to his suprise there was an enemy tank standing still near the camp site. Then there was a slight rumble and to his eyes a seconde smaller enemy tank drove up then stood still & it's engine turned off.

Green Flame did nothing but look at the camouflaged machines only a small distance away. questions went through the scout's mind. "Find them" one enemy whispered, coming into view of Flame. Green looked at the others sleeping, "I should go alone for this" he nervously told himself.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When we arrive, we soon get spotted par a badnik. As they try to shoot us, Twilight quickly set up a protective bubble so the bullets would not hit us. "Good work Twilight." says Pinkie. As the firing stops, I raise my gun, and get ready to shoot. Rarity also gets ready to attack. Soon, the bubble disappears, and we soon start firing. The badniks didn't act quick enough, and were killed. "Allright, lets look for that prison." I said. We run to a building that has two nazis, and a tank guarding it. "Ok, Shredder. Drop a grenade in that tank." I command. I give him one of my grenades, and he flies...

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Pinkie's Christmas part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was two days before christmas, and Pinkie Pie was worried. Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and arc en ciel Dash were trying to convince her that Santa Claus would montrer up, and give her presents. "Maybe not after the way arc en ciel Dash treated Diamond Tiara." Twilight said. "Maybe I wouldn't have kicked her out of the window if she wasn't being mean to Applebloom." Dash a dit standing up for herself. "That doesn't mean toi can kick her through windows." Twilight replied. Eventually Pinkie said, "I can't believe she bullied Applebloom over a song." "That toi wrote." Dash said. While the three ponies were...

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Discord is Back part 2

posted by applejackrocks

Where was I.......Oh yes!.....

Twilight: a few P-ponies? But why?

Discord: toi see my dear, I need poney energy for me to live, so ill just take the most powerful ponies in your uhhh....little friendship group?

Twilight: we all are powerful! None of us are weak!

Discord: dont worry, ill just take That arc en ciel poney there (points at RD) ill take that shy poney thats behind that arbre (points at FS) ill take that fainted poney (points at Rarity) and ill take you! (Points at Twilight)

AJ: what about us?!?!
Pinkie: yeah! I wanna rejoindre the party!
AJ: *face palm* sugarcube! This aint no party! This is a really...

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Flight and Fall

posted by shadirby

I lie in my bedroom, regretting what I'd just done. I banished my sister to the moon. The moon. I was too harsh. I was too quick with it. I was wrong.
I easily drift into a dream.
The crack of dawn. The air crisp and the sky golden. The world was so much plus pure back in the day. Streams poured crystal clear water in the distance. My hooves touched the rugged haut, retour au début of the ledge.
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Twilight in Oblivion: 2

posted by AquoMoon

Both Twilight and the mysterious stallion standing in the château floor,"You see Ms.Sparkle once toi steped in this château toi Lost parts of your memory." a dit the stallion, twilight screamed,"what I'm losing my memmories no I can't lose my memmories how about my Friends and family!" "They will notice nothing since you're here in château Oblivion if toi want to get out youmust reach the haut, retour au début floor of the castle," a dit the stallion. "here a card toi may use it to get through the door once toi enter toi may not turn back toi have to find the other door to get outof the room, do toi understand?"...

Fluttershy's Training Montage

added by Seanthehedgehog

Go Fluttershy! toi can do it :D

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My Little Poney

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. suivant morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: toi excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean:...