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posted by karinabrony
"The mall is so...big..." Black Rose said. She was passing par a tuxedo store and Silver Tune saw Nocturnal Mirage in there. "LOOK! Nocturnal Mirage is in there! Hide behind the clothes!" Silver Tune said. Black Rose and Silver Tune hid behind the racket of tuxedos. "Hello, may I get a black tuxedo? I want my rendez-vous amoureux, date to be perfect." They heard Nocturnal Mirage say. "Mmmhm! He is so into you, Black Rose!" Silver Tune said. "Oh, come on! It's just a date." Black Rose said. Silver Tune laughed. "Yeah, JUST A DATE. Come on! Let's go to Canterlot Styles so toi can look perfect tonight!" They both went to Canterlot Styles, and fancy musique started blasting.

Silver Tune looked disgusted as she went inside. "Ugh, this is too fancy-smanshy. Let's just take a look around..." Silver Tune said. Black Rose agreed with her. Silver Tune glared at all of the clothes. She would pick one up from time to time and just put it back. They both spotted Coffee Creme and laughed. "Pfft, really?!" Silver Tune said, holding her breath so she won't laugh. "Coffee Creme shops here?! HA HA HA!" Silver Tune burst to the ground laughing. Black Rose did too. Coffee Creme looked around the room and walked up to them. "Ahem, everypony is looking at toi as if toi have no manners." She said. "Eh, it's cool. We don't like this store anyway." Silver Tune a dit as she and Black Rose got up from the ground. They both left outside and Coffee Creme shook her head. She went back to the mare looking for a dress for Coffee Creme. "AS I was saying, I would like something graceful, beautiful." Coffee Creme continued.


"How about let's try....THAT!" Silver Tune a dit as she pointed to a store called "Country Living". "OK, then." Black Rose said. They went inside. There were boots everywhere. Ropes, hats, denim. "Oh! Come, look!" Silver Tune a dit as she led Black Rose to an aisle with dresses. "Try this one on!" Silver Tune a dit as she passed Black Rose a denim dress with a saddle and hat. She came out and looked stiff. "Ehrm.....we should go to a different store..." Silver Tune said. She was as red as a tomate because she couldn't hold back the tears of laughter. Nikki passed par them. "Oh salut guys! I was just looking for a-Why are ya like that?" Nikki said, trying not to laugh at Black Rose. "Are you, stiff?" Nikki asked, putting her hands to her grinning mouth holding the laughter. "You should go back in and change..." Silver Tune said. Black Rose glared at them and went back inside the dressing room. They both hit the ground with their hooves, dying of laughter.


"I KNOW! I KNOW! My favori store....HOT TOPIC!" Silver Tune said. "What is that?" Black Rose asked confused. "You'll see." Silver Tune a dit with a big smile on her face. They walked for a long time and finally got there. They went in and Black Rose gasped. musique was playing, black T-Shirts with names of bands on them were all over. There were CD's, posters, candy, and accessories. "Let's go see the accessories!" Silver Tune said. They went to the back of the store. They found a cute bracelet with a Black Rose. "It totally matches your cutie mark!" Silver Tune said. Then they went to try on some dresses. "Try this one!" Silver Tune said. It was a light grey dress with a sparkling rose on it. She came out and Silver Tune gasped. "It is perfect!" She said. Black Rose was relieved.They saw some of Shredder's CD's, Green Hay. Silver Tune secretly bought a copy. They both saw him jamming out to some songs on the song player. Silver Tune blushed They went to go pay for the merchandise.
posted by Canada24
The five girls eventually reached a seconde room.

Soon reaching a dark, hallway like area, that was literary window less, except one, siting alone near the middle of the room.

"Boy, Changeling's don't have much since of hope do they" Rarity commented.

"Dosen't matter, let's just keep going" arc en ciel a dit racing ahead, she was quickly reaching the middle, cause the window was getting closer.

But once she passed the window, she suddenly crashed into someone.

But at that point the others chariot, panier up with her.

Rainbow Dash quickly saw that she crashed into Grimy, the Changeling from earlier.

"Back off!" Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
arc en ciel Dash and them had successfully sneak into the nest.

But the area was surrounded par hundreds of Chrysalis's and Ditto's minions.

"Christ.. How are we suppose to get past all of them?" cute little Pinkie Pie groaned.

"Hopefully. Their as dumb as those guards" arc en ciel Dash insisted.

"How are we too be sure of that?" Pinkie groaned.

"Hey look! I finally found what get wetter as it dries!" Cried one of the changelings, who is notified as the only one with blue eyes, instead of green ones, and he was holding a towel he found laying around.

This caused all the other soldiers to prove very impressed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme drove to Snowflake's house. When they got there, the three were playing monopoly

Coffee Creme: Can I ask toi a question?
Hawkeye: Sure.
Coffee Creme: Why is Gordon such an ass?
Hawkeye: He was once a great driver, until he accidentally killed Pete's wife. Now he basically acts mean towards everypony for no reason.
Coffee Creme: That's terrible.
Snowflake: *rolls dice* Yeah. It's hard to believe, but it's true. How much do I owe you?
Hawkeye: It's New York avenue with two houses, so toi owe me 90 dollars.
Snowflake: Here *hands over 100 dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do toi hump a train?
Hawkeye: toi don't. It goes down a colline which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another poney named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animaux to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain poney that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did toi find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he a volé, étole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...
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 What arc en ciel Dash was doing to stay busy.
What Rainbow Dash was doing to stay busy.
It's a normal morning in Celestia's castle, but this morning will be very different!

Celestia: I better wake up Luna! We have a game of tennis to play! *enters Luna's room and approaches the bed* OK, Luna, time to wake up. Luna? LUNA!! *pulls back cover* Wake up! Huh? SON OF AN ALICORN!!! My sister's gone missing! I better get help!

So Celestia rushes around town asking for help, but everyone seems busy, even arc en ciel Dash. She visits Rarity's house (now shared with Bolt, her older brother), in hopes that Bolt wasn't busy either....

Celestia: *rings doorbell, which plays the "My Little Pony" theme*...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was in her room, lire her book. She was getting distracted with all of those things in her mind. She kept on thinking about the incident in class when they called her suicidal. She couldn't help but shed a tear. She thought that if they really wanted her to die, she should make them happy and should. She got out a couteau and slit herself a little mark. She cringed and then put it down. "I'm worthless..'' she said. She lay in her lit and went to sleep. Another jour tomorrow in Torture....

Coffee Creme woke up wide awake and went to go draw to begin the morning. She painted until she...
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Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, toi look just like me, but toi sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is toi from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans...
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Back in ponyville.

The other five characters finally made it out their the ropes but were still in the room they were room they were held in.

"So.. We are gonna save

her right?" Pinkie Pie asked worriedly.

"Yes, darling. But we're trying to think of a plan remember" Rarity replied.

"Oh.. Right" Pinkie said, blushing from her forgetfulness.

"So.. Anybody, anybody know anything about Changelings? Cause in order to fight them and save our beloved friend, we're have to know HOW" arc en ciel Dash said, nervously pacing.

"Well. Fortantly Twilight wasn't only one with a copy of 'Creatures of Equestria" Rarity...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After a minute, the Germans realized they did not hit their target.

German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no toi don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con continued driving the car/submarine through the ocean, as he got toward Atlantis.

Con: There's what we came to look at.
Double X: What?
Con: Toward the bottom, there is a place that shoots missiles.
mexicans: *swim toward car*
Double X: Con, look!
Con: *shoots mexican swimmers*
Double X: Now there's more
Con: They're armed too.
mexican 1: *shoots explosive arrow*
Con: *dodges*
mexican 2: *shoots another explosive arrow*
Double X: *deploys oil*
Con: What are toi doing?
Double X: *deploys mine*
Mexicans: *explode*
Con: How did toi know about that?
Double X: I saw the blueprints for this car two weeks...
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posted by karinabrony
1.) Whenever one of your pets run away, toi say, ''You're...GOING TO l’amour ME!''.

2.) toi got extremely mad when Gilda made Fluttershy cry.

3.) toi go on websites like Equestria Daily and My Little Brony.

4.) Whenever toi eat a arc en ciel colored Candy (for example, Skittles, acide, sure Taffy, etc.) , toi think of arc en ciel Dash.

5.) Whenever toi see a Granny Smith apple, toi think of Granny Smith.

6.) When someone has a My Little poney merchandise and they don't even know what it is, toi immediately question them like, ''Who's your favori character?'' and ''Where did toi get it at?''.

7.) toi contribute to...
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 arc en ciel Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!
Rainbow Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!
toi asked for a sequel, so here ya go! In the last one, Bolt got out of the house to meet everyone in an attempt to overcome his shyness. It worked, and he's being less shy as of now. He even has a girlfriend-Applejack. I know this is cute, so let's place this story around the mane six for a bit!


Pinkie: What am I gonna do today? I've played with the ball nineteen times already! Maybe Bolt can help me! (heads toward Blue Bolt's house)

Rainbow: SOARIN! Wanna play hide and go seek?

Soarin: No...You win every time, and that isn't fair!

Rainbow: I'm gonna die from boredom here!! Perhaps Bolt wants...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Peckish
Peckish
On a really dark night at a bunch of pyramids, there was a montrer going on

Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Mare35: WHAT?!?
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do toi mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Peckish: *walks*
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
?:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the mexican base

M.L: Send in Double X
Double X: *walks in*
M.L: I'm sorry, but Danish was killed during a mission.
Double X: Who killed him?
M.L: We have no clue, but now we have another problem. A poney named Isosceles has some kind of micro film, holding info on a special weapon that can get rid of submarines. He's been making us lose a lot of them. toi have to find it immediately.

While as in CIE headquarters.

Snow: He'll see toi now Mr. Mane
Con: Thanks. *walks in office*
P: Ah good, you're here. What do toi know about a poney named Isosceles?
Con: As I heard, he's been making us lose submarines,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I told toi Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.

Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are toi looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.

And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.

Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*

Speaking of Mexicans,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did toi call for the ambulance dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: toi can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry:...
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 Blue Bolt, the newest resident of Ponyville
Blue Bolt, the newest resident of Ponyville
Last story was halfway good, so this time I'm making it to where Blue Bolt's personality is fully revealed in this story. It all starts with Bolt arriving in Ponyville. He is new here, so he doesn't know much about the town ou the residents. He is very shy, so he was nervous to talk to anyone. He thought his way of speech would make him appear weird. So he enters the house he was promised par some poney who had blue curled hair and wore red glasses. He doesn't know who she was, but he will learn soon!


Bolt: This is a nice house. Who was she anyways? I just hope the residents are nice...

It is daytime,...
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The last solstice

Chapter 14: Breaking the ice


Her first coherent thought was about Tartaros. Celestia believed she ended up there. She could even feel the heat. The snow white alicorn slowly opened her eyes, then she recognized a silhouette standing beside her bed. Her vision was still a bit blurry, but the figure looked familiar. Her face distorted in pain as she tried to move. She felt like the entire right side of her body was on fire. The poney reached out, removed the sheet from her chest and disappeared.

Celestia could not decide whether this was some weird dream ou reality. Soon, the pony...
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