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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at Halloween Town, the mayor was panicking

Mayor: We've got to find Jack!! He hasn't been here for a day, and the suivant Halloween won't be here for another 365 days!
Werewolf pony: 364!
Mayor: We need to find him immediately!
Vampire poney 1: We searched everywhere.
Vampire poney 2: Even through the citrouille patch!
Vampire poney 3: I stepped in a citrouille to.
Mayor: Well he's not here! We need to raise the alarm!!
Police: *raise alarm*
Sally: *hears alarm* Oh no.
Professor Something: What is it?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Good. Now hurry up with my lunch!
Sally: *making lunch* I've got to get out of here. But how? *sees sleeping potion* Hmmm *places potion in Professor's lunch* Eek, it smells. *grabs frog's breath* This oughta work! *puts Frog's breath in lunch*
Professor Something: Sally?! Hurry up, for the last time!!
Sally: It's finished. *brings lunch to professor*
Professor Something: Ah, worm's wart! My favori soupe *smells frog's breath* Frog's breath? What did toi put in here?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Then why don't toi try it? *hands spoon to Sally*
Sally: Hmmm. I'm not hungry thank toi *knocks over spoon* Oops.
Professor Something: Ugh. You're so clumsy.
Sally: *grabs spoon with holes*
Professor Something: *does not notice*
Sally: *places spoon in soup* *eats soup* Mmmm, see? Now toi try it.

For a second, the professor thought about it, then grabbed the bowl, and poured the soupe right into his mouth. Shortly after that, the professor fell asleep

Back at Town hall

Ponies: *falling asleep* Ugh.
arbre pony: Why would Jack leave us like this?
Mayor: I don't know. He's too awesome to do something this low.
Zero: *Barking*
Witch pony: Hear that?
Vampire pony: It's Zero. And, I think I see a car.
Jack: *Returns in blue corvette*
Ponies: Yay! Jack's back! We missed you! How is it going?
Jack: Thank toi all. How do toi like my set of wheels? A blue 1975 Corvette does very nicely for me.
Mayor: At least your back Jack. Where have toi been?
Jack: Gather a town meeting, and I'll tell everypony!

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Warning: This fanfic is rated R for lot's of violence, strong language, and is intended for a mature audience. Viewer Discretion is advised

Seanthehedgehog presents

A story with a sad intro

Octavia Unchained

As toi probably know, in Equestria there are plus mares (female ponies) then there are stallions (male ponies). Because of this, nearly all the stallions placed much of the mares in slavery.

One of these mares is Octavia, and this is where her story begins, in Canterlot

Octavia: *Walking with other mares*
Stallions: *walking with mares, carrying whips*
Mares: *Walking to bus*
Octavia:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arc en ciel Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet pomme acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots arc en ciel Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward arc en ciel Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder:...
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posted by Canada24
*LATER THAT SAME DAY*

prime Twilight and prime arc en ciel Dash were shown chatting amongst each other in Twilight's liberary.

Suddenly there was a knock on the front door.

Prime Twilight opened it up, only to find a familiar, cute little rose mare.

Only, something wasn't right about her. For one of the few times in their friendship, Twilight saw cute little Pinkie, as very tense looking.

"Pinkie, what's wrong hun?" Twilight asked in concern.

"I think I'm finally losing my mind" prime Pinkie whimpered.

"What are toi talking about?" prime Twilight asked in confusion.

"That!" prime Pinkie cried, pointing...
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The executioner was about to kill Robin capuche, hotte when...

KJ: STOP!!! Do not kill him!
LJ: Alright, now tell him to set Robin capuche, hotte free now. ou else.. *points gun at King John's head*
KJ: Set Robin capuche, hotte free now
guards: *free Robin Hood*
Robin: Thank you
Sheriff: There's something funny going on here.
Mclaren: Check behind the king.
Sheriff: Hey! *shoots at Little John*
Robin: *shoots Sheriff*
Police: *shoot at Robin Hood*
Clint: No!! *shoot constaples*
Mary: Thank goodness *runs for cover*
LJ: *shoots guards*
Robin: *runs suivant to Mary* Hey, how's it going?
Mary: Just fine
Constaple: *run toward Robin*
Mary:...
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Along the way to Twilight's library, I sing Silent Night in my head. Although christmas was several days ago, I still think about christmas stuff, sometimes it happens to me in February, even March. Soon we arrive at Twilight's library. Twilight is there with Rarity, and Fluttershy, waiting for us. Celestia must have told them we were coming. "Hi guys." Twilight says as we enter her library. "Hello." I simply say. While the others talk about our mission I think about Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. They're at Stalliongrad, fighting Blaze's side of Disci. I wonder how things are going for them,...
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posted by triq267
So, since today is Tawnyjay's birthday, I decided today was the perfect jour to post the article I've been thinking about. Here I go.

I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee ou Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to montrer this.

I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope...
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