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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... toi was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your cul, ass soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : toi right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now on knees*
Dan : WHAT TH-
Jade : On The Knees!
Dan : *get on knees* HOW DARE YOU!
Jade : I need you... your corp.
Shadow : how about me
Driver : *put gun to shadow head*
Dan : demn it!... but toi remember what toi teached me? *kick gun and grab it then point in Jade head* On... your... knees... bitch!
Jade : oh demn you!
Shadow *kick driver then put the couteau in his head* yup...
Dan : why toi doing it
Jade : *get on knees* fro somepony... not your interense
Dan : *drop gun* never EVER montrer your face in this city again...
Jade : ... ok... how toi want...
12 days later
Dan : dear diary I just BEAT UP THE GUY WHO WANTS TO RAPE MY GIRLFRIEND... and have nice time with my brother...
??? : knocking door*
Dan : *open door* hell no
Jade : I know what toi think but...
Dan : What your boyfriend want to be-
Jade : *throw info about GlobeX on tabel*
Dan : whoa girl... we have nice info here... good mare... good mare... well *make drink* we have new job... and I think we gonna work toogether
Jade : I think too...


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The End


The New Season -

FanFicion titre - Cold war -CHAPTER NAME- (part)


Hope toi enjoyed

~Dan
~Shadow
~Natalia

the FanFicon trio :D
Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if toi want,I can give toi a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what toi are passing!Do toi have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as toi want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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An assassin and a gaming poney play something about trains.
video
my
magic
friendship
my little poney
friendship is magic
My Little Poney
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.

Codename : Black Friday.

//: 21st SAS Squadron
-Commander Hooffman.
-Sergeant Tower
-Copral Nighthook
-Private First Class Workman.

Location : Equestrian Waters.


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SAS Leader - We are proceeding to check the ship.
Dan - Copy. Do what it takes to check it.
Baseplate - 21st This ship may contain nuclear reactors be advised.

Hooffman - Rodger. Alright Lads. Time to roll *goes onto ship*
Tower - This place stinks like fish.
Hooffman - Don't chit chat.
Tower - Aye sir.
Nighthook - I see someone on deck.
Workman - I don't like it mates.
Hooffman - Neither do I. *sets at doors* On toi Night.
Nighthook...
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After Shining Armor finishes the Crystalling preparations and Cadance finishes addressing the public, Twilight and Pinkie Pie arrive with the baby to begin the ceremony. However, once the baby is separated from Pinkie, she starts to cry. Her booming wail causes the Crystal cœur, coeur to shatter into pieces.

Applejack: I'm guessin' that's gonna make it harder to do the Crystalling.

Twilight: It's worse than that. Without the Heart, the Crystal Empire's about to be buried under a mountain of ice and snow!

Saten: (checking on them) Are toi friggin kidding me!?

Rarity: So... not only can we not take part...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Fluttershy house-

Slash - *burst doors open and see Fluttershy hanging while somepony in renard Mask is trying to kill RD with a knife*
Fox - Huh!
Slash - *pushes him off RD* You're Ok?
RD - Y-yeah.
Slash - *runs on haut, retour au début of the house with Fox* Stop here!
Fox - Well Well Well. The player has appears.
Slash - ... I found toi *takes out knife*
Fox - Hm? Maybe toi want to-
Slash - Ace I know it's you.
Fox - What the fu- how!
Slash - toi always dissapierd before attack. Suddenly assuming alot of stuff. You're not that type of guy.
Ace - Ha... HAHAHAHAHAHA... Ahahahahahahahaha!!!! *takes mask off*
Slash - It's the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - toi may think how selfish and cold poney like me can have a daughter? Well before I leaded Mafia I had a good family without problems. Anyway Natasha - my daughter came from Russia to pay me a visit and she would be cool if not for kidnapping in front of airport. I want toi guys to do anything toi want just get her sûr, sans danger to my house.

FI - Heard the old guy. It's not slip'n'slide job. If they kill her it will be over with you. But we have a handicap. There appears to be a bank suivant doors so we gonna "rob" the bank while saving Natasha. Bank will be easy job. plus info when toi get to...
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Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
-_--_---

Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is arbre that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but arbre fall under force*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 6 : The Crimson Dance part 1

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"I don't wanna die... I don't wanna live... I'll just drift between those two states... And I'll become death itself..."

Darkness - *stands up and holds on Thanathos shoulder*
Thanathos - Hm? toi woke up fool.
Darkness - Please... Tell me... Truth...
Thanathos - What... Don't tell me... Don't say it...
Darkness - What I really am...
Thanathos - toi don't want to know...
Darkness - Never mind... Even if I'm just an monster... I have Ponies to protect.
Thanathos - *turns around*
Darkness - I'm not alone anymore...
Thanathos - Idiot... *hugs him* toi never was alone......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So toi think toi can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: toi better believe it.
Toby: And toi won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all par myself. You, Tim, and everypony will l’amour it.

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poney On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting suivant to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
arc en ciel Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Equestrians Ponies discovered new type of magic used in swordplay. Some Ponies would born with natural power of wielding a powerful magic that was connected with wepons called fragments. There are a lot of fragments - the most Rare are Fragment of Darkness and Fragment of Light. This power is used against demon ponies that was waken up from they sleep after finding this powerful magic. Till this jour this magic is mastered in Canterlot Magic Academy. The story will follow one poney that met a lot of bad and good things on his way to become a hero.



Teacher - We will be having a new student today...
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This story may contain Black Comedy (the type of comedy Dead Rising uses).
So, be aware of that..

Guest staring..

Mary Sue - SeantheHedgehog.. I would give a picture at the end, but I sadly can't. I don't have a lap top,,


Big Mac was holding the crusaders hostage, but at one point had thoughts of guilt..
Scoot: (unfortunately ruining the guilt) So Big Mac... Dose your mother no your gay?
Big Mac: What!? No!
Crusaders: (all laughing) She dosen't know!
Big Mac: (getting annoyed) No.. I meant. No. I'm not gay.. Not.. No my mother Dosen't know I'm gay!
Sweetie Belle: No. It's cool.. arc en ciel Dash is also...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of toi already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do toi always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These questions are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Canada24
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

A familiar little orange filly landed onto the grass.

"You okay?" arc en ciel asked, as the colorful pegasus hovered from above.

Scootaloo noded, as she got up.

"Good.. toi were really close that time" Dash a dit encouragingly.

Suddenly they heard cheering, and Spike was seen cheering on Scootaloo, but as if high on sugar.

"Sweetie. I'm glad toi and him are still pals, but did toi 'really' have to bring him?" Dash groaned.

"Coarse I did" Scootaloo a dit proudly.

Dash let out a big sigh, as Spike, though obviously not meaning to, was getting plus annoying than encouraging.

"Whatever....
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