While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.
Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and coup de poing a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did toi just call me?
passenger: toi heard me toi british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do toi think you're doing?!
Bartholomew: Something that toi deserve *throws passenger out of train*
passenger: *flying* I'm a pegasus! Nice try!
Bartholomew: If you're a pegasus why are toi taking the train?
passenger: Why not? *gets back in*
Bartholomew: (Lazy bastard.)
After that, another train passed
Bartholomew: *frightened* Whoa. *goes to check plus tickets*
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Bartholomew: Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Why are we stopping?! *teleports to engine* Why did toi stop?
Coffee Creme: Red signal. Take a look for yourself.
Bartholomew: *looks out cab* Ok, I don't get it. There's red. And then there's two plus signals below that. Which one is green?
Hawkeye: At the bottom.
Bartholomew: Then what's in the middle?!
Hawkeye: That would be yellow.
Bartholomew: What does yellow mean?
Hawkeye: That means we can proceed, but with caution.
Bartholomew: Oh. *embarrased* Carry on *teleports back to train*
Hawkeye: I hope he doesn't terrorize any of the passengers.
Coffee Creme: If toi ask me, he probably doesn't have what it takes to be in the army.
Hawkeye: Maybe he was in the army, but got a screwed up personality with all those ponies he killed.
Snowflake: *signal turns yellow*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Bartholomew: *appears* Did the signal change?
Hawkeye: Yeah, it just turned yellow.
Bartholomew: Alright then, toi have to continue slowly.
Hawkeye: Uh, Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Yes?
Hawkeye: I've been an engineer since 1947. I know what I'm doing.
Bartholomew: I was just making sure toi knew. On The Londres & New England Railway, we made sure the engineer knew so no accidents would accure.
Coffee Creme: Don't toi mean occur?
Bartholomew: No, I mean accure. Carry on *teleports back to train*
2 B continued
Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and coup de poing a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did toi just call me?
passenger: toi heard me toi british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do toi think you're doing?!
Bartholomew: Something that toi deserve *throws passenger out of train*
passenger: *flying* I'm a pegasus! Nice try!
Bartholomew: If you're a pegasus why are toi taking the train?
passenger: Why not? *gets back in*
Bartholomew: (Lazy bastard.)
After that, another train passed
Bartholomew: *frightened* Whoa. *goes to check plus tickets*
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Bartholomew: Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Why are we stopping?! *teleports to engine* Why did toi stop?
Coffee Creme: Red signal. Take a look for yourself.
Bartholomew: *looks out cab* Ok, I don't get it. There's red. And then there's two plus signals below that. Which one is green?
Hawkeye: At the bottom.
Bartholomew: Then what's in the middle?!
Hawkeye: That would be yellow.
Bartholomew: What does yellow mean?
Hawkeye: That means we can proceed, but with caution.
Bartholomew: Oh. *embarrased* Carry on *teleports back to train*
Hawkeye: I hope he doesn't terrorize any of the passengers.
Coffee Creme: If toi ask me, he probably doesn't have what it takes to be in the army.
Hawkeye: Maybe he was in the army, but got a screwed up personality with all those ponies he killed.
Snowflake: *signal turns yellow*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Bartholomew: *appears* Did the signal change?
Hawkeye: Yeah, it just turned yellow.
Bartholomew: Alright then, toi have to continue slowly.
Hawkeye: Uh, Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Yes?
Hawkeye: I've been an engineer since 1947. I know what I'm doing.
Bartholomew: I was just making sure toi knew. On The Londres & New England Railway, we made sure the engineer knew so no accidents would accure.
Coffee Creme: Don't toi mean occur?
Bartholomew: No, I mean accure. Carry on *teleports back to train*
2 B continued
"And why the hell should I help any of you?" Ganger groaned.
"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" a dit Rover, the lead Diamond dog.
"I'm not the one who got out smarted par a little filly" Ganger mocked.
"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.
"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. We might have a way to change toi back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs or in order to work" Rover told.
"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. toi in ou not!?" Rover cried.
"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.
"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" a dit Rover, the lead Diamond dog.
"I'm not the one who got out smarted par a little filly" Ganger mocked.
"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.
"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. We might have a way to change toi back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs or in order to work" Rover told.
"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. toi in ou not!?" Rover cried.
"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.