Not far away was a rally track.

Sergi: *drives car to track*
Apyr: Uhm, this is a rally track, and we brought a mid engined sports car with us.
Sergi: Do not let that worry you. This car may not seem like a rally car, but we can change that. Get the off road tires from our garage.
Apyr: *goes to garage*
Braeburn: Well, well, well. If it ain't the car theives theirselves.
Sergi: We are not car theives.
Braeburn: Then where did a poor stallion like yourself get the money for a car like that?
Sergi: (How does he know I steal these cars?)
Apyr: Sergi? I got those tires toi asked for.
Sergi: Excellent. Now wait at the garage for me. I'm going to bring the car there.
Braeburn: *laughs* Good luck losers.

Sergi got his car into the garage, and Apyr was putting the rally tires on the car.

Sergi: Hey, Apyr? How do toi feel about me stealing cars?
Apyr: I do it with you, what's the matter?
Sergi: That redneck poney has been bothering us for two years. He has wrecked our cars, made us lose so much money, and he wonders why we steal these cars!
Apyr: Why don't we get back at him? If we win, we'll get some cash, and maybe we won't have to steal anymore.
Sergi: I hope you're right.

The race was about to begin, and all the cars were at their starting position.

Sergi: *laughs*
Apyr: Sergi? What's so funny?
Sergi: Braeburn accuses us of bad stuff, but look at his car.
Apyr: I think that's his cousin's car.
Sergi: What? Big Mac? It's Braeburn's, otherwise he wouldn't be driving.
Apyr: toi have a good point there.
Announcer: Fillies, and Gentlecolts, the racers here today are..

Sergi in a Lotus Eltrot
Braeburn in a Fillys Coupe
Soarin in a Shitroen C4
Steroid poney in a Toycolta Landcruiser
And the rest are in trucks, and we're wasting time, so let's start this race!!

Flag pony: 3.. 2.. 1.. Go
Announcer: Aaaaaaaaand, they're off!! Six trucks, and four rally cars. This should be exciting.
Braeburn: *In first*
Sergi: *passes*
Announcer: They're getting towards the jump.
Sergi & Braeburn: *jump*
Announcer: And they make it! Meanwhile, a manticore is driving his truck towards Soarin.
Manticore: *driving with huge tires*
Soarin: *dodges huge tires*
Announcer: This manticore must have something against the wonderbolt in his rally car!
Soarin: *jumps*
Manticore: *jumps*
Announcer: The jump is made, aand...
Manticore: *spins off track*
Announcer: And the manticore is off the track, nearly flipping his monster truck over!

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